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Zoom jokes 🧑🏽‍💻 in 2024

Zoom is an online meeting and video call platform. It grows immensely in popularity during the year 2020 as things began to close down and work from home spiked. Zoom jokes were present before but have exploded in popularity in the last two years.

Yo mama so stupid
– She wears a face mask on a zoom meeting

Zoom meetings are basically seances with the living…
– Brian, are you there? Make a sound if you can hear us. Is anyone with you? Can you hear us?

I accidentally called a presentation a “slide deck”
– Now everyone on the Zoom meeting knows I’m actually 40

I told a joke over my zoom meeting
– It wasn’t even remotely funny

I like to wrap myself in a blanket when I work from home. You could say I now work undercover.

How does an old man zoom in in Skyrim?
– The elder scrolls

I never skydived before…
– but I once zoomed in very fast on google maps.

A student is late for a zoom class…
“What took you so long?” the teacher asks.
“Technical difficulties” the student answers.
“I’ve heard that excuse a hundred times, let me guess, your wifi didn’t work?”
“My clock”

Teacher, may I borrow a pencil?
Jimmy: Teacher, may I borrow a pencil?

Teacher: I don’t know, can you?

Jimmy: What? Last time I asked, you told me to use “May I”. So unfair!

Teacher: Quit clowning around, Jimmy, you know you can’t borrow a pencil over Zoom.

A software salesman died and was greeted by St. Peter at the gate to heaven.
Upon examining the great book, St.Peter tells the salesman he has an equal number of good and bad things in his life’s history, so the choice of heaven or hell is his decision to make.

The salesman, hesitant to make such a momentous decision, asks if he can tour both places to assist him with his choice. St. Peter says sure and calls up a cloud for him to ride through heaven. He floats around and sees streets of gold and people playing harps and hears voices singing. Definitely a nice place, but definitely boring.

He returns and St. Peter points to a very long escalator which the salesman rides down. At the bottom of the escalator is a white sand beach, beautiful people playing volleyball, his favorite rock music and cater waiters everywhere providing food and drinks. As far as the eye could see, it was paradise.

The salesman returns to St. Peter and states that while heaven was a very nice, serene place, hell was definitely the happening place where he wanted to be. St. Peter gives him a key card to the express elevator and wishes him the best.

The elevator zooms to the bottom floor and the doors open to a blast of heat and the stench of sulfur. As he steps out, a beast leaps from behind a rock and begins chewing his leg. Barely able to crawl, the salesman looks up to see the devil himself and asks, “Where are the beaches and the beautiful people?”

The devil chuckles and says, “Really? You didn’t realize that was just a demo?”

What do you call a quick video-conference at the Mazda factory?
– A zoom-zoom zoom Zoom.

I told a joke over my zoom meeting
– It wasn’t even remotely funny

Some people say:’ why don’t they protest peacefully?’
– And then here comes this guy: ‘why don’t they just do a Zoom protest? ’.

Those Zoom doctor appointments are not very good.
– Especially when your doctor has you stick your finger up your own ass and then you find out that he isn’t really a doctor and you are in the wrong meeting.

Remember that one time when you had to get out of bed and actually commute to your office? Yeah, me neither.

President Joe Biden announced that he would give a free bottle of Bud Light to anyone who got a vaccine.
Not to be outdone, the next day, the President Obrador of Mexico announced that he would give a bottle of Corona to anyone who got a vaccine.

The day after, the President Higgins of Ireland announced that he’d be giving out free bottles of water.

Biden and Obrador were confused and gave the Irish President a Zoom call. “We kinda expected you to give out free Guiness, being from Ireland and all”

The Irish President replied: “Well, if you guys aren’t giving out beer, then neither am I.”

At the Bee Prom…
A young bee nervously flies around hoping to grab a dance with the queen bee. Finally he musters up the courage and talks to her. She looks at him and says “I’ll dance with you if you get me some fruit punch”
Excited, the bee zooms to get the punch. He sees the line for nachos, the ice cream machine, the honey line, but after hours of searching he realizes…
There is no punch line

Breaking: CNN legal analyst caught masturbating on a Zoom call
Guess you could say he just couldn’t keep his Toobin his pants

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Zoom Before 2020

Before March of 2020, Zoom was used for long distance communications, presentations, and for those who were unable to attend things in person. There were several funny Zoom jokes already, including those based upon on the pun of the word Zoom being used for the name of the company.

Silly Zoom jokes referenced the benefits of being able to communicate through video with people around the world. It can help to bring people together and create stronger working relationships, host interviews and training online, and ease the burden of travel. Travel jokes are frequently enjoyed when people are enjoying the freedom of attending online rather than traveling for a short meeting. As it grew in popularity through cost and time savings, it became mainstream and was set up to become a long-term tool.

Zoom After 2020

Since the shut downs and work from home procedures expanded, this program has become a necessary tool and vital to the regular operation of many companies. Cheesy Zoom jokes focus on the way it has become a key part of day life for workers around the world. One liner Zoom jokes and puns focus not only one the usefulness of the program but also on how it has changed lives, the failures and downtimes that occur, and the work interruptions that can occur.

There have been several bumps and roadblocks in the use of the program and many of these involve the internet services. Internet jokes and online meeting jokes, interview jokes, and even work from home jokes are all popular with the same groups of people. Companies that use these programs are certain to hear the very best Zoom jokes and share them with their friends and colleagues. Short Zoom jokes are easy to fit into conversations and are even used as user names and by those who work within the company. Top Zoom jokes are easily used by everyone, and with the expanded uses of the program to businesses and schools, Zoom jokes for children have also grown wildly.

One of the other focuses of clean Zoom jokes is the way that people dress when doing online meetings rather than in person ones. Often pajama jokes are shared when people show up in pajamas, work out gear, and even dress up on their top half but wear comfortable pajama pants for the bottom where they will not be seen in the camera. Dress code jokes and pun are popular in some businesses, especially those that usually have strict dress code policies in place for the work place.

The Future of Zoom

As companies and workers, along with schools and other businesses, are all seeing the cost benefits of allowing some work to be done from home, and online meetings with people across the country, this platform is sure to have several more years or decades of success. Cheesy Zoom jokes will continue as long as the video calls continue, and they are widely used not only for schools and businesses but also by families remaining in contact with family they rarely see.

Conferencing with others that are in different branches or areas can allow companies to collaborate with people anywhere. Faster problem solving is often a result of easy communication, and corny Zoom jokes both acknowledge and point out the usefulness of this ability. It may truly be brining the world closer together and fostering both working and private relationships around the world.

Technology is sure to continue becoming more effective and efficient, and programs for video calls will continue to become better and faster. The ease of use and effectiveness of these systems have been proven and will continue to improve, making it a key tool well into the future.

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