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Hockey jokes 🏒 in 2022

Why can’t a pig play hockey?
– They hog the puck.

What happened to the Zamboni driver?
– The local hockey rink reported he went missing; they hope he resurfaces soon.

What is the perfect gift for someone who plays hockey?
– How about an ice cap?

Why are there so many track marks on the eyes of the hockey rink?
– The maintenance authority we’re slipping up.

Heard about the professional ice hockey player who switched his profession to become an accountant?
– He got an off-ice job.

Why do they say that Canadians are better than Germans at the game of hockey?
– Canadian people have their ‘eh’ game while Germans bring their wurst.

Why dragons are not allowed to play ice hockey?
– They might melt the ice with their firey breaths.

The hockey player climbs a tree with his hockey stick for what reason?
– He wanted to join maple leaf.

What is the reason that the ice hockey rink has curved corners?
– Because if they were square with an angle of 90 degrees, the ice would simply melt.

Why are sparrows good at playing ice hockey?
– Because they are excellent at ‘chirp’-ing.

Why were so many track marks on the ice of the hockey rink?
– The maintenance authority must be slipping up.

Why are hockey players good at making new friends easily?
– Because they know how to break the ice real quick.

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