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Burrito jokes in 2024

What did the burrito say to the guacamole? “You’re avocado this world!”

What’s a burrito’s favorite TV show? “Rolling with the Homies!”

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of insect? The butter-fly, for the best buttery tortillas!

Why was the burrito a good comedian? It had a corny sense of humor!

Why did the burrito join the book club? It loved to digest a good story!

What’s a burrito’s favorite movie? “The Good, the Bad, and the Guac-ly!”

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of hat? A sombrero!

Why was the burrito good at tennis? It had a great serve!

Why did the burrito join the yoga class? It wanted to perfect its roll pose!

Why did the burrito go to the salsa class? It wanted to learn some spicy moves!

What do you call a burrito that tells good jokes? A wrap-star!

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of tree? A palm tree, for the best coconuts to shred!

Why did the burrito start a band? It was great at making wraps!

Why did the burrito go to the opera? It loved the high notes, just like its spice level!

What’s a burrito’s favorite sport? Roll-er derby!

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of dog? A pure-bread!

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of candle? A cinna-mex roll candle!

Why did the burrito go to the party? It heard there would be salsa dancing!

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