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Burrito jokes in 2024

What’s a burrito’s favorite fruit? The straw-burrito!

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of tea? Chai-lada!

Why did the burrito go to therapy? It had a lot of layers to unpack!

Why did the burrito get a speeding ticket? It was on a roll!

Why did the burrito go to the makeup store? It wanted to buy some concealer to cover up its beans!

What’s a burrito’s favorite holiday? Cinco de Mayo!

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of bird? The swallow, for its fast food consumption!

Why did the burrito get a job at the radio station? It had a great wrap sheet!

Why did the burrito go to the ice cream parlor? It heard they were serving chili chocolate!

What do you call a burrito that’s a good listener? An ear-ito!

What’s a burrito’s favorite place to visit? Roll-ifornia!

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of phone? The one with the best roll-over minutes!

Why was the burrito popular at school? It was always stuffed with the latest gossip!

Why did the burrito start a travel blog? It loved to roll around the world!

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of weather? Chili!

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of bed? A roll-away bed!

Why did the burrito start a blog? It wanted to spill the beans!

Why did the burrito go to the art gallery? It loved to see the beautiful wraps!

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