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Burrito jokes in 2024

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of car? A Rolls-Royce!

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of fish? The one that comes with a side of chips!

Why did the burrito go to the amusement park? It loved the roller coasters!

Why did the burrito get a job at the library? It loved to wrap up in a good book!

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of music? Wrap!

What’s a burrito’s favorite video game? “RollerCoaster Tycoon!”

Why did the burrito get a job at the bank? It had a lot of interest in the dough!

Why did the burrito become a fashion designer? It knew how to make a wrap look good!

What’s a burrito’s favorite flower? A flour tortilla!

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of watch? A Rolex!

Why was the burrito good at chess? It was a seasoned player!

Why did the burrito become a teacher? It had the right ingredients for success!

What’s a burrito’s favorite book? “Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry!”

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of furniture? A rolling chair!

Why did the burrito go to the casino? It was feeling lucky with the chips!

Why did the burrito go to the music festival? It loved to jump and roll to the beat!

What did the burrito say when it got an award? “I’m on a roll!”

What’s a burrito’s favorite piece of clothing? A wrap dress!

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