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Jeep jokes in 2022

My wife crashed the car listening to Adele,
– She was rolling in the jeep

Four blondes are about to get into a jeep and start arguing over who will sit next to a window.

A diver is walking in full gear in the middle of the desert
– Suddenly he stumbles upon a man driving a jeep and asks “How long until I reach the sea?” The driver looks at him in disbelief and says “It’s miles away!” The diver then throws his goggles in the sand and says “Well f*ck you and your beach!”.

Two hunters were driving down a narrow two lane road in an off-road jeep, and saw a sign that said ‘Bear Left’…
– They turned around and went home.

I bought my wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday.
A friend of mine said, I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-wheel drive vehicles?

She did, I replied, But where in the world was I going to find a fake jeep!

Army Wargames
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’s jeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck.

“Sorry sir, “said one of the loafers, “but we’ve been classified dead and the umpire said we couldn’t contribute in any way.”

The officer turned to his driver and said, “Go drag a couple of those dead bodies over here and throw them under the wheels to give us some traction.”

They helped.

Groaned a whole store with this one.
I was buying new tires for my car. While I was discussing my options the person down the counter was flustered at the prices she was being offered. To this she loudly asked:

“I put the same ones on my husbands Jeep last year! What happened? Why are they so expensive?!”

To which I looked at over and loudly stated. “Inflation.”

The guys behind the counter laughed. The rest of the room groaned out a chorus of dadjoke music that should have been filmed live in front of a studio audience.

I’m 1/16th Cherokee…
– Not by ancestry, but because I got into a terrible accident in my Jeep and the doctors were unable to remove all the shrapnel.

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?
– Jeep Jeep

I’m 1/16th Cherokee…
– Not by ancestry, but because I got into a terrible accident in my Jeep and the doctors were unable to remove all the shrapnel.

A husband bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas
A friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-wheel drive vehicles?”
“She did,” the husband replied, “But where in the world was I going to find a fake Jeep!”

I’m 1/16th Cherokee…
Not by ancestry, but because I got into a terrible accident in my Jeep and the doctors were unable to remove all the shrapnel.

98% of all Jeeps ever made are still on the road today.
– The other 2% made it home.

I bought my wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday.
A friend of mine said, “I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-wheel drive vehicles?”
– “She did,” I replied, “But where in the world was I going to find a fake jeep!”

Pimp my ride
I’ve just ordered the personal number plate BAA BAA.

Should look cool on my black jeep.

There was a bad accident at the Air Force base.
– A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels.

If I load up my kids in the Jeep
– How much ammo do you think I should let them use?

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