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Jeep is a brand name for a vehicle, and they make only certain types of automobiles. The name has become easily recognizable, and they create a well known and trusted product. Jeep jokes are at the expense of not only the vehicles, but often those who drive them.
98% of all Jeeps ever made are still on the road today.
– The other 2% made it home.
What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?
– Jeep Jeep
I like my women like I like my jeep
Topless and easy to get into.
My wife crashed the car listening to Adele,
– She was rolling in the jeep
98% of all Jeeps ever made are still on the road today.
– The other 2% made it home.
I bought my wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday.
A friend of mine said, “I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-wheel drive vehicles?”
– “She did,” I replied, “But where in the world was I going to find a fake jeep!”
An English, and Irishman and a Scotsman…
…are traveling through the desert in a jeep but eventually run out of fuel. They continue the journey by foot but only take 1 item each.
The Englishman takes an umbrella, when asked why he replies, “I can use it to provide shade against the hot sun”.
The Scotsman takes the biggest bottle of scotch, when asked why he replies, “To quench my thirst”.
The Irishman takes a door from the jeep, when asked why he replies, “When I get to hot, I can just roll down the window”.
A shepherd is relaxing after a long day, when a businessman comes by…
A shepherd is relaxing after a long day, when a businessman comes by.
He’s sat on the grass, chewing on a straw, watching his sheep roam around under the last rays of the setting sun. A jeep leaving behind clouds of dust stops before him, and off gets a businessman clad in an expensive suit and leather shoes with a camera on his hands.
The businessman starts snapping pictures of the surrounding area and, once he’s finished, looks at the shepherd with curiosity and asks, “Is this your land?”
“Aye…” responds the shepherd.
A look of glee forms in the businessman’s eyes as he asks again, “And are those your sheep?”
“Aye…” says the shepherd.
“Would you sell some of your land?” asks the businessman.
The shepherd looks up, studying the businessman with a cautious look, before searching upon his eyes and asks “And why would I do that?”
“So you can make some money, and buy more sheep,” explains the businessman with a smirk.
“And why would I buy more sheep?” asks the shepherd.
“So you can sell their wool, and make more money,” says the businessman.
“And why would I do that?” insists the shepherd.
“So you can buy even more sheep, and sell even more wool,” says the businessman.
“And why would I do that?” asks the shepherd.
“So, at some point, you can build a factory and fill it with looms,” says the businessman.
“And why would I do that?” asks the shepherd.
“So you can make your wool into clothes, instead of selling it, and make even more money,” explains the businessman.
The shepherd looks at his sheep for a second, spitting out the chewed straw, and asks, “And why would I do that?”
“So you can buy more and more sheep, sell more and more clothes, and make more and more money,” says the businessman, getting giddy at the thought.
“And why would I do that?” asks the shepherd.
“So you can be rich!” offers the businessman.
“And why would I want that?” asks the shepherd.
“So you can build yourself a mansion. Right here!” says the businessman, tapping the ground with his foot.
“And why would I do that?” asks the shepherd.
“So you can have a big bedroom. On the top floor! With big windows! And a big balcony!” says the businessman, his voice increasing in volume.
“And why would I do that?” asks the shepherd.
“So you can sit back, look over your sheep, enjoy the sunset… Enjoy life!” says the businessman, practically jumping up with excitement.
“Aye… And what do you think I was doing before you came here?”
Money makes every thing…
– A girl missed her period 2 months ago,her mom
took her to the clinic for pregnancy test of which
it was positive.Embarrased, her mom said; who
is the pig that got you pregnant? The girl picked
up her phone and made a call, an hour later,a
young handsome man drove in Ferrari to the
girl’s house. Good evening, the man greeted.
Your daughter told me the problem in the house.
I can’t marry for now because of my family
issue, but I promise I will take care of her for the
rest of her life, and if she gives birth to a girl,I
promised to buy her a mansion, 2 jeeps and 1
million dollars. If it’s a boy, I’ll buy her houses in
a country side, 5 jeeps, 2 big factories and
5million dollars in her account. If it’s twins, I’ll do
anything…
she asked. But if there’s miscarriage,
what do you suggest i do? The girls father
silently tap the young man on his shoulder and
said; my son, if there is miscarriage, you’ll sleep
with her again…….
Two nuns, who were in Africa to spread the gospel, ran out of gas with their jeep just outside a remote village they had visited.
– One of the nuns remembered they had a small gas station of sorts in the village, so they decided to walk back and get some gas for their jeep. They couldn’t find any can in the car, but one of them grabbed a potty from their sanitary equipment and said it would suffice, and off they went. As they returned, and started pouring gasoline from the potty into the car, a villager came passing by. As he saw them, and what they were doing, he exclaimed:
“Sisters, I do not share your beliefs, but I do admire your faith!”
A man buys his wife a beautiful diamond ring for xmas.
– After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles.”
“She did,” he replied. “But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?”
Two hunters were driving down a narrow two lane road in an off-road jeep, and saw a sign that said ‘Bear Left’…
– They turned around and went home.
I was driving a jeep in a new video game
– It was a little buggy
What does a shepherd drive?
– Ba Ba Black Jeep
My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night
She ended up rolling in the Jeep.
My wife crashed the car listening to Adele,
– She was rolling in the jeep
A man goes on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. Whilst stretching their legs outside the jeep a lion jumps out of the bushes and corners the mother-in-law
– The man’s wife screams at her husband ‘Please! can’t you do anything to help!’
The man replies ‘The lion got itself into this mess, it can get itself out’
I like my women like I like my jeep
– Topless and easy to get into.
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What are Jeeps For?
Jeeps are built for harder tasks and roads than smaller or less powerful vehicles. They are higher up from the ground to avoid becoming stuck when used in mud, soft ground, snow, ice, and off road driving. The best Jeep jokes consider all the uses for them and how they are built. With the ability to adapt to many different driving situations, hilarious Jeep jokes about where they can go, rather then the spaces they are not able to navigate, are fun for both drivers and Jeep owners.While many will purchase and use theirs only in the city and on well paved roads, with cheesy Jeep jokes aimed at them specifically, others will use them for camping, hiking, and accessing areas that are not easily traversed in other vehicles. With their ability to use all wheel drive or four by four they can get through snow and mud much deeper than what other vehicles can, and they are better able to retain traction both there and on gravel. This makes them ideal for people who spend time in small town, mountain spaces, or other hard to reach areas.
Traditionally they have also been used in several war efforts, to transport people through rough terrain. They have the cargo space to move goods, people, and pets as needed, and are meant to be a smoother ride on rougher roads, without causing damage to the vehicle or the contents. As one of the original off road vehicles it is a trusted name with decades of experience and advanced technology.
Who Uses Jeep Jokes?
There are a few groups of people who are more likely to use clean Jeep jokes than others, including those who own them, those who are friends and family to Jeep owners, and those who are making fun of people who drive them.Most often if they are being used for teasing someone, short Jeep jokes will point out the number of people who purchase these off road vehicles and never use them to their capacity. Many people purchase them for the storage capacity or for the appearance and status that comes with Jeep ownership. When purchasing a vehicle, or any other item, simply for the luxury or the brand attached, there are sure to be car jokes, watch jokes, and money jokes.
People who own them and use them to the limits of their ability will have the funniest Jeep jokes and experiences that they have had with them. Using corny Jeep jokes to share their appreciation for the brand, to find others who also drive them, or to simply bond more with others who have shared interests, is a common way for people to talk with each other.
Alternatively, people who do not like them or feel they are overkill for the area they live will use funny Jeep jokes to point that out. They will have one liner Jeep jokes about the off road ability that is never used off road, and how people use them as a status symbol rather then as a necessary form of transportation.