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Smart jokes 🤯 in 2025

Why couldn’t the little pirate see a movie?
– It was rated ARRRRR!

What did the left eye say to the right eye?
– Between us, something smells!

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
– The thesaurus.

What do snowmen call their fancy annual dance?
– The Snowball.

What kind of money do mermaids use?
– Sand dollars.

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
– To go with the traffic jam!

How does a scientist freshen their breath?
– With experi-mints!

What’s the worst thing about throwing a party in space?
– You have to planet.

What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
– The snow!

What kind of button won’t unbutton?
– A belly button.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?
– Your head hits the ceiling!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
– He had no body to dance with.

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
– Look! No hands!

How does a cucumber become a pickle?
– It goes through a jarring experience.

How do oceans say hello?
– They don’t—they just wave!

What did one plate say to the other plate?
– Dinner is on me!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
– He wanted cold hard cash!

Why is it so windy inside an arena?
– All those fans.

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