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Smart jokes 🤯 in 2022

What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?
– A sour puss.

How do you make a tissue dance?
– You put a little boogie in it.

How are false teeth like stars?
– They come out at night!

Why did the tree go to the dentist?
– It needed a root canal.

What do you call a dog that can tell time?
– A watch dog!

Why was the little strawberry crying?
– Her parents were in a jam.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
– Ground beef!

What kind of award did the dentist receive?
– A little plaque.

Why did the computer go to the doctor?
– It had a virus.

What did one toilet say to the other?
– You look a bit flushed.

Why did Mozart sell his chickens?
– Because they kept saying “Bach, Bach, Bach!”

Why did the kid cross the playground?
– To get to the other slide.

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
– A spelling bee.

What do you do if you see a spaceman?
– Park your car, man.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
– Because 7, 8, 9.

What do you call a fake noodle?
– An impasta!

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?
– They starts coffin.

Why can’t you trust atoms?
– They make up everything!

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