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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
– Because he never lands.

Why are seagulls called seagulls?
– Because if they flew over the bay, theyโ€™d be bagels!

How does the moon cut his hair?
– Eclipse it.

Where do hamburgers go to dance?
– The meat-ball.

Why did the teacher put on sunglasses?
– Because their students were so bright!

What has four wheels and flies?
– A garbage truck.

Where do cows go for entertainment?
– To the moo-vies!

What do you call a dog magician?
– A labracadabrador.

Why couldnโ€™t the bike stand up?
– It was too tired.

What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
– Time to get a new clock.

Why couldnโ€™t the little pirate see a movie?
– It was rated ARRRRR!

What did the left eye say to the right eye?
– Between us, something smells!

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