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Smart jokes 🤯 in 2023

Where do cows go on the first date?
– To the moooovies!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
– Frostbite!

What animal is always at a game of cricket?
– A bat.

Where do you learn to make banana splits?
– At sundae school.

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
– A power plant!

Why are frogs happy?
– They eat whatever bugs them!

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
– Because they might peel!

What did the nose say to the finger?
– Stop picking on me!

Why did the scientist take out their doorbell?
– The wanted to win the no-bell prize.

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
– Thunderwear.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah with a burger?
– Fast food.

Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert?
– Because she was stuffed.

What do you call an old snowman?
– Water.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park?
– They woke him up.

Why are fish so smart?
– Because they live in schools.

What do elves learn in school?
– The elf-abet.

What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
– Twister!

Why did the tomato turn red?
– It saw the salad dressing.

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