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Smart jokes 🤯 in 2022

What do you call an alligator with a vest?
– An investigator.

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
– A milk shake!

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
– A blood orange.

What did the calculator say to the maths student?
– You can count on me.

Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
– Dill with it.

What do you call a parrot that flies away?
– A polygon.

What has ears but cannot hear?
– A field of corn.

Why didn’t the orange win the race?
– It ran out of juice.

What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep?
– Matt.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
– Because he never lands.

Why are seagulls called seagulls?
– Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

How does the moon cut his hair?
– Eclipse it.

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