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Smart jokes 🤯 in 2023

What kind of button won’t unbutton?
– A belly button.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?
– Your head hits the ceiling!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
– He had no body to dance with.

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
– Look! No hands!

How does a cucumber become a pickle?
– It goes through a jarring experience.

How do oceans say hello?
– They don’t—they just wave!

What did one plate say to the other plate?
– Dinner is on me!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
– He wanted cold hard cash!

Why is it so windy inside an arena?
– All those fans.

What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?
– A sour puss.

How do you make a tissue dance?
– You put a little boogie in it.

How are false teeth like stars?
– They come out at night!

Why did the tree go to the dentist?
– It needed a root canal.

What do you call a dog that can tell time?
– A watch dog!

Why was the little strawberry crying?
– Her parents were in a jam.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
– Ground beef!

What kind of award did the dentist receive?
– A little plaque.

Why did the computer go to the doctor?
– It had a virus.

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