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Flower jokes ๐ŸŒป in 2025

What do you call flowers who are BFFs?
– Buds.

That is just ranunculus.

Time to take stalk of your life.

What flower did Luke have at his wedding?
– Dandelorians.

Why did the 50-year-old flower go to the doctor?
– He needed a baseline pollenoscopy

How do two flowers greet each other?
– โ€œHey bud, howโ€™s it growing?โ€

Get clover it.

I feel sorry for wheelbarrows. Theyโ€™re always getting pushed around.

What type of flower grows in the surface of the sun?
– An Ultra-Violet

Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
– She rose above it.

For Valentineโ€™s Day, I received a bunch of flowers with the heads cut off.
– I think I was being stalked.

Wild(flower) about you.

What did the seed say to the flower?
– Okay Bloomer.

Most women would love to wake up on their birthday to the smell of fresh coffee, a nice breakfast, flowers and oral
– But not my Sister.

What did the flower say when he saw his date?
– I think youโ€™re dandy, and Iโ€™m not lion!

Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
– He just needed a kick in the bud.

Hosta la vista, baby!

Donโ€™t stop be-leafing.

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