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Flower jokes ๐ŸŒป in 2023

What does a flower say when theyโ€™re offering you a job?
– โ€œTake it or leaf it.โ€

I love you a lily more each day.

Bloom where youโ€™re planted.

My dad asked how is the letter a like a flower
– because a โ€œbโ€ comes after it

My girlfriend caught the bride’s bouquet flower on the wedding
– We have to figure out how we continue dating if she gets married

What do flowers study in college?
– Stem.

Iโ€™m so thorny.

She didnโ€™t date the gardener. He was too rough around the hedges.

This ones for the kids: What did the bee say to the flower?
– Hey bud!

Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
– She told him once and floral.

A man gives flowers to everyone in his family.
– To his wife he gives roses, to his parents he gives orchids, to his daughters he gives daisies.
– And to his sons, he gives sunflowers.

Every dogwood has its day.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
– Pilgrims.

When I moved to a new state I decided to start identifying as a flower.
– I’m a transplant.

What does a flower write on their valentine?
– Aloe you vera much.

Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
– He just wants somebudy to love.

Sheโ€™s a buttercup.

The more you grow.

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