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Flower jokes ๐ŸŒป in 2021

What flower is on your face?
– Your tulips.

I canโ€™t wait to kiss your tulips.

My fear of roses is a thorny issue. Iโ€™m not sure what it stems from, but Iโ€™m stuck with it.

Pollen is what happens when flowers
– canโ€™t keep it in their plants

Why didnโ€™t the flower get a second date?
– He was a garden variety.

Wife: โ€œWhere did you put the flowers?โ€
– Me: โ€œIn the door.โ€
– Wife: โ€œWhat? How?โ€
– Me: โ€œRelax, itโ€™s easy because the door is ajar.โ€

Donโ€™t sing out of petunia.

Where does the gardener go to get rid of her unwanted flowers?
– Plant Parenthood

What did the flower say when asked why he was having trouble tying his shoes?
– Sometimes I forget me nots

Whatโ€™s a flowerโ€™s favorite band?
– Guns nโ€™ Roses.

What does the youngest flower child say?
– โ€œLast bud not least!โ€

Iris you all the happiness in the world.

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