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Flower jokes ๐ŸŒป in 2023

What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle?
– They rose.

A peony for your thoughts.

Do you have the thyme? I need to get somewhere around tree oโ€™clock.

I took photo of my flower.
– Now it can photosynthesize.

How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
– They have tulips.

Why did the king insist on lavender-scented food?
– So his farts donโ€™t stink.

Be still, my bleeding heart.

How do flowers whistle?
– Through their tulips.

What do you call a manly flower that needs surgery?
– A trans-plant!

What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
– Rosรฉ.

What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
– โ€œAre you feeling bouquet?โ€

Thistle while you work.

Someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

What is the most beautiful Italian flower?
– The Spaghett-me-not.

What do you call flowers who are BFFs?
– Buds.

I took a photo of my flower.
– Now it can photosynthesize.

We should put our tulips together.

Mountains arenโ€™t just funny. Theyโ€™re hill areas.

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