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Doughnut jokes 🍩 in 2023

Why did the doughnut go to school? To become a “hole” scholar.

Why did the doughnut go to the park? To have a “hole”-y picnic.

What do you call a doughnut that’s a lawyer? A “dough”-fense attorney.

What do you call a doughnut that’s always on time? A “cronut”ual punctualist.

Why did the doughnut go to the race track? To get a “hole”-y speed.

Why did the doughnut go to the movie theater? To see the “hole”-some films.

How do you make a doughnut feel important? You “glaze” it over.

How do you make a doughnut feel important? You “glaze” it with recognition.

Why did the doughnut go to the forest? To find the “hole”y grail.

Why did the doughnut go to the art museum? To see the “hole” masterpieces.

What do you call a doughnut that’s a poet? A “dough”-etry writer.

What do you call a doughnut that’s a musician? A “dough-ray-me” maestro.

Why did the doughnut get a job at the bank? It wanted to be a “dough-nator.”

Why did the doughnut go to the bowling alley? To get a “spare” of itself.

How do you make a doughnut feel confident? You “glaze” it with assurance.

How do you make a doughnut feel adventurous? You “fill” it with new flavors.

Why did the doughnut go to the fashion show? To see the latest “hole”-y trends.

Why did the doughnut go to the mountains? To find the “hole”y grail.

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