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Doughnut jokes 🍩 in 2024

Why did the doughnut go to the gym? To work on its “glutes.”

Why did the doughnut go to the bar? To have a “hole”-y night out.

Why did the doughnut go to the farmer’s market? To find some “hole”-some fruits.

How do you make a doughnut feel fancy? You “sprinkle” it with glitter.

How do you make a doughnut feel inspired? You “glaze” it with motivation.

Why did the doughnut go to the zoo? To see the “hole” animals.

Why did the doughnut go to the mountain? To climb the “hole”y peak.

What do you call a doughnut that’s good at math? A “Pi” doughnut.

What do you call a doughnut that’s a superhero? A “hole”-some avenger.

What do you call a doughnut that’s a journalist? A “hole”-istic reporter.

Why did the doughnut go to space? To find the “dough” in the universe.

Why did the doughnut go to the casino? To try its “hole”-y luck.

How do you make a doughnut feel appreciated? You “glaze” it with gratitude.

How do you make a doughnut feel proud? You “glaze” it with accomplishment.

Why did the doughnut go to school? To become a “hole” scholar.

Why did the doughnut go to the park? To have a “hole”-y picnic.

What do you call a doughnut that’s always on time? A “cronut”ual punctualist.

What do you call a doughnut that’s a lawyer? A “dough”-fense attorney.

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