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Chicken jokes 🐔 in 2022

How did the chicken with no legs cross the road?
-In a KFC bucket.

Why didn’t the hen yell at her friend when she was really angry?
-She was too chicken.

Why are chickens good at drumming?
-Because they have drumsticks.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?
-To get to the other tide!

Did you know chickens can jump higher than a house?
-True. Houses can’t jump.

Why did the chickens cross the road?
-They thought it was a egg-cellent idea!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
– To show the possums how it’s done.

How does a chicken tell time?
-One o’cluck, two o’cluck, three o’cluck…

Why did the chicken join the band?
– Because he had the drumsticks!

Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
– To save the world.

He asked the farmer, “what’s up with these chickens?”
-The farmer said, “Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird. I’m going to be a millionaire.”

why did the chicken cross the road?
-the chicken next to him farted.

Q. Why did the robot cross the road?
– Because the chicken was out of order!

Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke?
-Because it might crack up!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
– Because he was tired of living beside KFC!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
– Drumsticks for everyone!

Why do chickens hate it in winter?
They feel cooped up.

If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
-10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.

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