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Chicken jokes 🐔 in 2022

Why did the chickens cross the road?
-They thought it was a egg-cellent idea!

How did the chicken with no legs cross the road?
-In a KFC bucket.

Why didn’t the hen yell at her friend when she was really angry?
-She was too chicken.

Why are chickens good at drumming?
-Because they have drumsticks.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?
-To get to the other tide!

Did you know chickens can jump higher than a house?
-True. Houses can’t jump.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
– To get to the other slide.

How does a chicken tell time?
-One o’cluck, two o’cluck, three o’cluck…

Did you hear about the chicken that only lays eggs in summer?
– It’s because she wasn’t a spring chicken.

Why do hens lay eggs?
– Because if they dropped them they’d break!

What did the rooster say to the chicken?
– You are impeck-able

Knock Knock! Who’s there?
– King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!

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