Chicken jokes ๐Ÿ” in 2021

Why did the chicken cross the beach?
-To get to the other tide!

Why are chickens good at drumming?
-Because they have drumsticks.

Why didn’t the hen yell at her friend when she was really angry?
-She was too chicken.

Why did the chickens cross the road?
-They thought it was a egg-cellent idea!

Did you know chickens can jump higher than a house?
-True. Houses can’t jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
– Because he was tired of living beside KFC!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
– Drumsticks for everyone!

A friend asked me, “How do you raise chickens?”
– I answered, “Just try and wing it.”

If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
-10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.

What day do chickens hate most?
– Fry-days!

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
-To get to the other tide.

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
-Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

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