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Chicken jokes 🐔 in 2024

How did the chicken with no legs cross the road?
-In a KFC bucket.

Why did the chickens cross the road?
-They thought it was a egg-cellent idea!

Why didn’t the hen yell at her friend when she was really angry?
-She was too chicken.

Why are chickens good at drumming?
-Because they have drumsticks.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?
-To get to the other tide!

Did you know chickens can jump higher than a house?
-True. Houses can’t jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
– To show the possums how it’s done.

How does a chicken tell time?
-One o’cluck, two o’cluck, three o’cluck…

Why did the elephant cross the road?
– The chicken couldn’t be bothered!

why did the man say chickens were lucky…?
-because they get killed and eaten.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?r egg hunts at Easter?
– Because chickens weren’t invented yet.

What do you call a dirty chicken that crosses the road and crosses back again?
– A dirty double crosser.

Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
-He wanted to grow an eggplant.

What did the bad chicken lay?
– A deviled egg.

What do you call a rooster that lays an egg on the barn roof?
– Nothing, roosters don’t lay eggs.

What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
-Poultry in motion.

Why did the duck cross the road?
– Because it was the chicken’s day off!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
-To prove that he wasn’t chicken!

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