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Lobster jokes 🦞 in 2023

Why were the lobsters out celebrating?
– Probably because it was the festive sea-son.

Where do the lobsters normally work at the bread factory?
– At the crust station.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?
– A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What do you call a lobster that’s afraid of tight spaces?
– Claw-strophobic.

What is the perfect name for a pet lobster?
– Clawde.

Why did the lobsters like working at the Red Lobster?
– Probably because it gets them out of their shells.

Did you hear about the lobster that rode a sea mammal into battle?
– He did it on porpoise.

I was boiling a lobster, and it started screaming…
– I felt bad, so I drove it to the woods and set it free.

Waitress, do you have a lobster tail?
– Waitress: ‘Yes. Once upon a time there was a little lobster called Lenny and …”

What would you call a crab who likes throwing things?
– It’d be a lob-ster.

Where do lobsters and crabs go when they have to catch their trains?
– They all go to King’s Crustation.

What’s different between Red Lobster and Facebook ?
-At Red Lobster, the servers are responding.

Where do lobsters sleep?
– In water beds!

Did you hear about the lobster that went to the party?…
– It pulled a mussel.

What did the guy lobster ask the girl lobster at the ball?
– He went up to her and asked, “Shell we dance?”

One lobster took another lobster out on a date.
– The male lobster offered to pay for dinner, which made the female lobster blush.
“It’s be-claws I love you,” the lobster said.

Have you heard about the lobster that rode a sea mammal into battle?
– He did it on Porpoise.

What do lobsters order when they go to a coffee shop?
– A cup of crab-uccino!

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