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Brain jokes 🧠🤯 in 2023

If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?
– A mirror

What do you get if you cross a thought with a lightbulb?
– A bright idea.

In my hand I have two coins that are newly minted. Together, they total 30 cents. One isn’t a nickel. What are the coins?
– A quarter and a nickel

Guess the next three letters in the series GTNTL.
– I, T, S. The complete sequence is the first letter of every word in the sentence.

Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Louisville or Luee-ville?
– Neither. The capital is Frankfurt

What coat goes on wet?
– A coat of paint.

How do you turn a brain into water?
– Remove the ‘b’.

I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul. What am I?
– A piano

In 1990, a person was 15 years old. In 1995, that same person was 10 years old. How can this be?
– The person was born in 2005 B.C.

What can’t be put in a saucepan?
– Its lid

What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
– Short.

What is special about these words: job, polish, herb?
– They are pronounced differently when the first letter is capitalized.

What has no hands but might knock on your door, and if it does you better open up?
– Opportunity

During which month do people sleep the least?
– February (there are usually fewer nights in February).

What would you find in the middle of Toronto?
– The letter “o”

What did the left side of the brain say to the right side of the brain?
– Let’s split.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?
– Your breath

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one. Michael J. Fox has a short one. Madonna does not use hers. Bill Clinton always uses his. The Pope never uses his. What is it?
– Last name

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