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Brain jokes 🧠🤯 in 2023

If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?
– A mirror

Which is a brain cell’s favourite town?
– Braintree.

You’re escaping a labyrinth and there are three exits. Exit A leads to an inferno. Exit B leads to an assassin. Exit C leads to a lion that hasn’t eaten in 3 years. Which exit do you pick?
– Exit C. If a lion hasn’t eaten in 3 years, it has definitely starved to death.

The number 8,549,176,320 is a unique number. What is so special about it?
– This is the only number that includes all the digits arranged in alphabetical order.

How can a man who shaves several times a day still sport a long beard?
– He’s a barber

Take off my skin and I won’t cry, but you will! What am I?
– An onion.

Why did the brain go running?
– It wanted to jog its memory.

I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I’m always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?
– A windmill

Two boxers are in a match scheduled for 12 rounds. (Pure boxing only. There are no kicking or takedowns). One of the boxers gets knocked out after only six rounds, yet no man throws a punch. How is this possible?
– Both the boxers were female

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
– Your right elbow

I can’t be bought, but I can be stolen with a glance. I’m worthless to one, but priceless to two. What am I?
– Love.

A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it?
– The river was frozen

I can be short and sometimes hot. When displayed, I rarely impress. What am I?
– Temper

Which creature walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
– Man. He crawls on all fours as a baby, then walks on two feet as an adult, and then walks with a cane as an old man.

Always in you, Sometimes on you; If I surround you, I can kill you. What am I?
– Water.

Why are sponges and brains alike?
– They both like to soak up material.

What fastens two people yet touches only one?
– A wedding ring

Find a number less than 100 that is increased by one-fifth of its value when its digits are reversed.
– 45 (1/5 of 45 = 9, 9 + 45 = 54)

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