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Brain jokes 🧠🤯 in 2024

If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?
– A mirror

How can 8 + 8 = 4?
– When you think in terms of time. 8 AM + 8 hours= 4 o’clock.

Shoot at me a thousand times and I may still survive. But, one scratch from me and you will find your prospects take a dive. What am I?
– An eight-ball

How far can a squirrel run into the woods?
– Halfway. After that, he’s running back out of the woods.

When may a man’s coat pocket be empty, and yet have something in it?
– When it has a hole in it.

Why didn’t the brain want to take a bath?
– It didn’t want to be brainwashed.

Which three letters can frighten a thief away?
– ICU

I have no eyes, no legs, or ears, and I help move the earth. What am I?
– An earthworm

A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
– He was born on February 29th

When will water stop running downhill?
– When it reaches the bottom.

What did the zombie say when his son wouldn’t finish his dinner?
– A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
– A match

What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
– A fence

It stalks the countryside with ears that can’t hear. What is it?
– Corn

A man, woman, and child go for a walk when it starts to rain. They aren’t carrying umbrellas and don’t have hats, but only two return with wet hair. Why?
– The man is bald!

What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?
– A map

Why is the letter F like death?
– Because without it life is a lie, or it makes life a lie.

Which word logically comes next in this sequence? Spots, tops, pots, opts…
– Stop. All the words are anagrams of each other.

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