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Cheesy jokes 🧀 in 2024

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

Why did the tomato go out with a prune? Because it couldn’t find a date.

Why did the tomato refuse to go out with the carrot? Because he was a little too seedy.

What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.

Why did the chicken cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

Why did the crab always get in trouble at school? Because he was always clawing around.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had a lot of emotional knead.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because it had hives.

Why did the dog refuse to learn how to fly? He didn’t want to be called a flying carpet.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.

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