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Knock, knock!
– Who’s there?
– Pat.
– Pat who?
– Pat on your shoes and let’s get to the St. Patrick’s Day party!

Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
– You might press your luck!

Evan: What’s Irish and stays out all night?
– Steffan: What?
– Evan: Paddy O’Furniture.

Knock, knock.

– Who’s there?

– Ireland.

– Ireland you money if you promise to pay me back.

Knock, knock.

– Who’s there?

– Saint.

– Saint who?

– Saint no time for questions, open the door!

Knock, knock.

– Who’s there?

– Potto.

– Potto who?

– Potto gold.

When does a leprechaun cross the road?
– When it turns green!

What’s an Irish jig at McDonald’s called?
– A Shamrock Shake.

When does a leprechaun cross the street?

– When it turns green

How did the leprechaun go to the moon?

– In a sham-rocket

Knock, knock.

– Who’s there?

– Boy.

– Boy who?

– Boy do I love St. Patty’s Day!

What is a huge Irish spider called?
– Paddy Long Legs.

Jack: On what musical instrument did the show-off musician play his St. Patrick’s Day tunes?
– Ally: I have no idea.
– Jack: On his brag-pipes.

How does a leprechaun work out?

– By pushing his luck

Knock, Knock

– Who’s there?

– Irish!

– Irish Who?

– Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!

How do you pay for soft drinks on Saint Patty’s Day?

– With soda bread

How can you tell if a potato is not from Ireland?
– When it’s a French fry

Will: What’s big and purple and lies next to Ireland?
– Cody: No clue.
– Will: Grape Britain!

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