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Leprechaun jokes ☘️👑 in 2023

Knock, knock!
– Who’s there?
– Pat.
– Pat who?
– Pat on your shoes and let’s get to the St. Patrick’s Day party!

Why do leprechauns hate running?
– They’d rather jig than jog.

Where can you always find a shamrock?
– In the dictionary.

Why did the leprechaun go outside?

– To sit on his paddy-o

When does Valentine’s Day come after Saint Patrick’s Day?

– In the dictionary

How is a good friend like a four-leaf clover?

– They are hard to find

What’s Irish and stays out all night?
– Paddy O’Furniture.

Tom: What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
– Pee Wee: I don’t know.
– Tom: A rash of good luck on St. Patrick’s Day.

What did one Irish ghost say to the other?

– Top O’ the moaning to ya

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

– It will be green with envy

Which dog breed should you invite to your St. Patrick’s Day party?

– An Irish Setter

Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
– Because they’re always wearing green.

Peyton: What did the leprechaun say on March 17?
– Cody: I dunno.
– Peyton: “Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day!”

How old are leprechauns?

– So old that they can remember when rainbows were black and white

What would St. Patrick order to drink at a Chinese restaurant?

– Green tea

What’s green and sings?

– Elvis Parsley

Why do leprechauns love to garden?
– They have green thumbs!

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
– Look clover there.

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