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Leprechaun jokes ☘️👑 in 2022

Knock, knock!
– Who’s there?
– Pat.
– Pat who?
– Pat on your shoes and let’s get to the St. Patrick’s Day party!

How did the leprechaun win the race?
– He took a shortcut.

Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?

– It was too far to walk

What job did the leprechaun have at the restaurant?

– He was the short-order cook

Why do leprechauns make great secretaries?

– They’re good at shorthand

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick’s Day?
– They play their brag-pipes.

Tim: How can you tell if a leprechaun likes your joke?
– Rob: How?
– Tim: He’s Dublin over with laughter!

Why do leprechauns have pots o’gold?

– They like to “go” first-class

Why do leprechauns hate running?

– They’d rather jig than jog

What’s big and purple and lies next to Ireland?

– Grape Britain

Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
– Because real rocks are too heavy.

Mika: What did the baby leprechaun find at the end of the rainbow?
– Will: A pot of gold?
– Mika: No, a Potty Gold!

How do musicians show off to their crush on Saint Patrick’s Day?

– By serenading them with brag-pipes

What did the leprechaun tell his neighbor on March 17?

– Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day

What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended?
– Game clover!

Knock, knock!
– Who’s there?
– Erin.
– Erin who?
– Erin go bragh!

What’s the best position for leprechauns to play on a baseball team?

– Shortstop

How did the Irish Jig get started?

– Too much water to drink and not enough restrooms

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