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Leprechaun jokes ☘️👑 in 2024

Knock, knock!
– Who’s there?
– Pat.
– Pat who?
– Pat on your shoes and let’s get to the St. Patrick’s Day party!

Do people get jealous of the Irish?
– Yes, they’re green with envy!

Joe: Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
– Bob: Tell me.
– Joe: You might press your luck!

When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?

– When it’s a French fry

Knock, knock.

– Who’s there?

– Pat.

– Pat who?

– Pat on your coat—we’re going to the St. Patty’s Day parade.

What’s the perfect St. Patty’s Day breakfast?

– Green eggs and ham

What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in Ireland?
– Some horse lost its shoe!

Mike: What does a leprechaun say when you tell him Bono is his favorite singer?
– Misty: Tell me.
– Mike: You too?

Why do leprechauns dislike leftovers?

– They prefer left-clovers

What type of spells do Irish witches cast?

– Lucky charms

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?

– A rash of good luck

Do leprechauns make good secretaries?
– Sure, they’re great at shorthand!

What does it mean if you find a four-leaf clover?
– That you have too much time on your hands!

What do you call an Irish spider?

– Paddy long legs

What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?

– A sham-rock

Why does the River Shannon have so much money in it?

– Because it has two banks

What do you get if you cross Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?
– St. O’Clause!

Sean: What happens if you fall in the Irish Sea on St. Patrick’s Day?
– David: No idea.
– Sean: You get wet!

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