Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Sock jokes 🧦 in 2024

What do you call a sock that’s always in a hurry? A rush-sock.

Why did the sock go to the party? To get its groove-sock on.

Why did the sock go to the gym? To work on its fitness for sock-er season.

What do you call a sock that’s always late? A tardy-sock.

What do you call a sock that’s always winning at poker? A royal flush-sock.

What do you call a sock that’s always telling stories? A tale-socker.

Why did the sock need a map? It was lost in the dryer.

What do you call a sock that’s always hungry? A sock-pot.

What do you call a sock that’s always forgetful? A memory-sock.

Why did the sock go to the dentist? To get its teeth cleaned.

Why did the sock refuse to go in the dryer? It didn’t want to shrink.

Why did the sock get a tattoo? It wanted to show off its sole.

What do you call a sock that’s always laughing? A chuckle-sock.

Why did the sock go to the zoo? To see the sock monkeys.

Why did the sock go to the doctor? It had a case of athlete’s foot.

What do you call a sock that’s always working? A hard-sock.

What do you call a sock that’s always singing? A sock-o-phone.

Why did the sock go to the bank? To deposit some sock-ings.

Follow us on Facebook