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October jokes in 2024

JASON, it takes 5 months to spell it. (July, August, September, October, November)

Top 10 Pumpkin Jokes

I found a ghost passed out on my stairs last night.

October 31st: 101 Halloween Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.”

Who is the #1 Super Villain for October?
… Doc Ock from Spiderman!

What did one leaf say to another?…
– I’m falling for you. (Top Valentines Day Jokes)

I can’t believe it’s already October 35th
– I am NOT looking forward to No Nut November

Canadian visits friend in the states
Canadian: “How is it 30 degrees here in October?”

Friend: “The real question is, how is it 30 degrees THERE in October?”

What pants do ghosts wear to the Friday the 13th dance?…
– BOO jeans.

What is the longest name in the world?

On the the 31st of October…
A group of friends were playing with an Ouija board in the attic of one of their houses. They lit 4 candles around the board and placed their hands on the planchet.

One of them asks: “Oh spirit of the board, how will I die?”
Silence followed…

Another asks: “Oh spirit of the board, what is my future?”
Silence followed again…

Another asks: “Oh spirit of the board, are you there?”
Suddenly all 4 candles blow out at the same time and the planchet starts to move at an alarming rate

“S…O…R…R…Y…

…THE SPIRIT OF THE OUIJA BOARD IS ON HALLOWEEN’S BREAK, PLEASE TRY AGAIN TOMORROW, THANK YOU”

September: I had one of the worst hurricane months on record and Hugh Hefner died.
October: Hold my beer

Friday, October 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes: What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream!

How do you get onlyfans for free after October?
– Use Instagram

October is Eczema awareness month.
So I’m raising money by selling scratch off lottery tickets.

Which month is a Rock Stars favorite?
… Rock- tobe

Why do trees hate tests?
— Because they get stumped by the questions. (180 School Jokes)

I always carry a stone with me that I use to throw at people who play Christmas music in October.
– I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.

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