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October jokes in 2024

October 31st: 101 Halloween Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.”

JASON, it takes 5 months to spell it. (July, August, September, October, November)

Top 10 Pumpkin Jokes

I found a ghost passed out on my stairs last night.

October 14th Top 10 Prime Day Jokes: What numbers absolutely love “Prime” Day?…
– 2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23,29,31,37,41,43,47,53,59,61,67,71,73,79,83,89, and 97 to name a few! (Math Jokes for Kids)

October 10th was such a great day

What is the longest name in the world?
– JASON, it takes 5 months to spell it. (July, August, September, October, November)

October 17th: National Chocolate Cupcake Day Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?…
– They both count on the batter!

Everyone argues over writing dates 2 October or October 2, either way
10/2 your own damn business.

I guess you could say October is…
– Oct-over

October 6th: World Smile Day Jokes: Top 10 Smile Jokes: What is the longest word in the English Dictionary?…
– Smiles because there is a mile between the first letter and the last. (Grammar Jokes & Track Jokes)

I hate that SEPTember, OCTober, NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th months…
– Whoever messed this up should be stabbed

As of 2021, Halloween has not fallen on Friday the 13th for the last 666 years!
– Probably because it’s always October 31st. Unless you’re dyslexic I guess.

Trump says he will bring Jobs back to America;
The problem is he died on October 5th 2011, and I’ve never seen anyone brought back like that

Is it just me or is the 15th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.

Got my covid shot scheduled for October 31
– It’s a Booster

What is a clinical trial done in October called?
– a trick or treatment.

End of the month?
– I guess you could say October is…

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