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October jokes in 2024

JASON, it takes 5 months to spell it. (July, August, September, October, November)

Top 10 Pumpkin Jokes

I found a ghost passed out on my stairs last night.

October 31st: 101 Halloween Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.”

Who is the #1 Super Villain for October?
… Doc Ock from Spiderman!

What did one leaf say to another?…
– I’m falling for you. (Top Valentines Day Jokes)

I can’t believe it’s already October 35th
– I am NOT looking forward to No Nut November

Canadian visits friend in the states
Canadian: “How is it 30 degrees here in October?”

Friend: “The real question is, how is it 30 degrees THERE in October?”

What pants do ghosts wear to the Friday the 13th dance?…
– BOO jeans.

What is the longest name in the world?

On the the 31st of October…
A group of friends were playing with an Ouija board in the attic of one of their houses. They lit 4 candles around the board and placed their hands on the planchet.

One of them asks: “Oh spirit of the board, how will I die?”
Silence followed…

Another asks: “Oh spirit of the board, what is my future?”
Silence followed again…

Another asks: “Oh spirit of the board, are you there?”
Suddenly all 4 candles blow out at the same time and the planchet starts to move at an alarming rate



September: I had one of the worst hurricane months on record and Hugh Hefner died.
October: Hold my beer

Friday, October 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes: What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream!

How do you get onlyfans for free after October?
– Use Instagram

October is Eczema awareness month.
So I’m raising money by selling scratch off lottery tickets.

Which month is a Rock Stars favorite?
… Rock- tobe

Why do trees hate tests?
— Because they get stumped by the questions. (180 School Jokes)

I always carry a stone with me that I use to throw at people who play Christmas music in October.
– I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.

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