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October jokes in 2023

Top 10 Pumpkin Jokes

I found a ghost passed out on my stairs last night.

October 26th: National Pumpkin Day National Pumpkin Day Jokes: What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?…
– Cut it out!

He must have been really into the boos!

My wife said I’m not sophisticated.
I said, “that’s ridiculous, why, I’m reading a novel right now that’s full of subtext.

She was impressed and asked, “what novel?” I said, “The Hunt for Red October.”

October 5th: World Teachers Day Jokes: Top 10 Teacher Jokes: Why are fish so smart?…
– They travel in schools!

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?…
– Squash.

October 31st should be a leap year
– One day you’re having a good time with Halloween. Then it’s 3 years of being ghosted.

The class had to write a short, rhyming, two-lines poem as homework.
Lisa stands up and proudly recites :

*Yesterday, my Dad and I we went to town*

*And I got a nice blue bike of my own.*

“That’s a lovely poem, Lisa!” says the teacher.

Now it’s Timmy’s turn. He stands up and recites theatrically :

*When october gets cloudy and when heavy rain falls,*

*I love to jump into poodles, water up to my ankles.*

The teacher looks perplexed. “But that’s not rhyming, Timmy!

Timmy looks down and replies sadly :

“I’m sorry Teacher. There wasn’t enough water.”

[Edit : replaced “knees” with “anlkes”. otherwise, indeed, “poor dogs”]

October 14th Top 10 Prime Day Jokes: What numbers absolutely love “Prime” Day?…
– 2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23,29,31,37,41,43,47,53,59,61,67,71,73,79,83,89, and 97 to name a few! (Math Jokes for Kids)

October 10th was such a great day

What is the longest name in the world?
– JASON, it takes 5 months to spell it. (July, August, September, October, November)

October 17th: National Chocolate Cupcake Day Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?…
– They both count on the batter!

Everyone argues over writing dates 2 October or October 2, either way
10/2 your own damn business.

I guess you could say October is…
– Oct-over

October 6th: World Smile Day Jokes: Top 10 Smile Jokes: What is the longest word in the English Dictionary?…
– Smiles because there is a mile between the first letter and the last. (Grammar Jokes & Track Jokes)

I hate that SEPTember, OCTober, NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th months…
– Whoever messed this up should be stabbed

As of 2021, Halloween has not fallen on Friday the 13th for the last 666 years!
– Probably because it’s always October 31st. Unless you’re dyslexic I guess.

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