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Pig Jokes 🐷 in 2024

Did you hear the story of the man who was trampled to death by a wild pig…
– I’d tell you, but it was a real bore

What did the little piglet want from the swine?
– A piggyback ride home.

What happens when you are hugging Dwayne Johnson and a pig?
-You’re stuck between The Rock and a lard place.

Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?
-He was the first Porkmaster General.

How can you tell the difference between a horse and a pig?
-The horse is the one that doesn’t look like a pig.

oink who
– **Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Oink oink. Oink oink who? Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?!**

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
– A piiig!

What happened when the pig pen broke?
– The pigs had to use a pencil!

What do you call a guinea pig that has become a member of the mafia?
-A hamster

What’s the difference between an investment banker and a pig?
-The pig doesn’t turn into an investment banker when it’s drunk.

What is the most common Halloween outfit for a pig to dress up as?
-Frankenswine.

In the 5th month of every year, my aunt let’s her pigs in the field….
-It’s mayham!

What does a pig do when it gets a rash?
-Applies oinkment

What happens when you play Tug-of-War with a pig?
– Pulled-Pork!

How do pigs talk to each other?
– Swine language.

What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?
-I’m bacon!

Why do pigs make awful football players?

-They don’t like playing with the “pig skin.”

Why did it take the pig hours to cross the road?
-Because he was a slow-pork!

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