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Pig Jokes 🐷 in 2022

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
– A piiig!

Did you hear the story of the man who was trampled to death by a wild pig…
– I’d tell you, but it was a real bore

Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?
-He was the first Porkmaster General.

What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
-Mistaken bacon.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur?
-Jurassic Pork.

So if a Chicken carries salmonella, and a Cow carries e-coli, what does a pig carry?
-A gun, a badge, and a “get out of jail free” card.

What do pigs do on the evening of February 14th?
-They have a valenswines dinner.

What do you call medicine that you give to pigs?
-Oinkment

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day?
-They threw a sowprize party.

What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly?
– A road hog.

What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
– A nosey porker!

When is a pig not pork.
-When you cook it with pine nuts, it’s a pork you pine.

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