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Pig Jokes 🐷 in 2024

Did you hear the story of the man who was trampled to death by a wild pig…
– I’d tell you, but it was a real bore

How can you tell the difference between a horse and a pig?
-The horse is the one that doesn’t look like a pig.

oink who
– **Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Oink oink. Oink oink who? Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?!**

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
– A piiig!

What did the little piglet want from the swine?
– A piggyback ride home.

What happens when you are hugging Dwayne Johnson and a pig?
-You’re stuck between The Rock and a lard place.

Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?
-He was the first Porkmaster General.

What was the pig’s favourite ballet?
-Swine Lake.

Why did the pig cross the road?
-Because the chicken told him to teargas protestors for a photo-op

What’s the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter ‘F’
-The letter ‘F’

Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
– For playing with dirty tactics!

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?
– Bacon!

Did you hear the one about the Butcher’s pet pig?
-It didn’t make the cut.

What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
-Mistaken bacon.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur?
-Jurassic Pork.

So if a Chicken carries salmonella, and a Cow carries e-coli, what does a pig carry?
-A gun, a badge, and a “get out of jail free” card.

What do pigs do on the evening of February 14th?
-They have a valenswines dinner.

What do you call medicine that you give to pigs?
-Oinkment

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