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Pig Jokes 🐷 in 2022

Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?
-He was the first Porkmaster General.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
– A piiig!

Did you hear the story of the man who was trampled to death by a wild pig…
– I’d tell you, but it was a real bore

What did the little piglet want from the swine?
– A piggyback ride home.

What happens when you are hugging Dwayne Johnson and a pig?
-You’re stuck between The Rock and a lard place.

Have you heard that Texas froze over?
-Now we’ve just got to wait for the flying pigs.

How to pigs greet their family and friends?
-With hogs and kisses.

Did you hear about the pig who lost an eye?
-He used to blink with both eyes. Now he oinks with one.

(My 3 year old son came up with it)

Why did the pig cross the street?
-To clock in at the precinct

What do you call a pig with no legs?
– A groundhog.

What do you get when you cross a pig and superman?
-The Man of Squeal.

Why should you never ever tell a pig a secret?
-Because they love to squeal out loud!

A pig, a dog, and a sheep are sitting at a table. A plate of 20 biscuits are served.
-The pig grabs 19 and says to the dog: “Watch out, that sheep wants to take your biscuit.”

What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
– A bae con.

What was the pig’s favourite ballet?
-Swine Lake.

Why did the pig cross the road?
-Because the chicken told him to teargas protestors for a photo-op

What’s the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter ‘F’
-The letter ‘F’

Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
– For playing with dirty tactics!

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