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Pig Jokes ๐Ÿท in 2021

What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly?
– A road hog.

What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
– A nosey porker!

When is a pig not pork.
-When you cook it with pine nuts, itโ€™s a pork you pine.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a tortoise?
-You get a very slow-pork.

How do pigs communicate?
-Swine language

What does a pig do when it gets a heart attack?
-it calls a hambulance

Why should you not play basketball with a pig?
-Well, he’ll hog the ball.

What are a pig’s favourite past time?
-Bakin’

What do you call a laundromat for pigs?
-Hogwash.

What do you call a pig with a poorly throat?
– Disgruntled.

Yesterday a pig showed me round his new home.
-Actually it was quite sty-lish.

What do you call a young thespian pig?
-Hamlet

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