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Pig Jokes 🐷 in 2023

Did you hear the story of the man who was trampled to death by a wild pig…
– I’d tell you, but it was a real bore

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
– A piiig!

What did the little piglet want from the swine?
– A piggyback ride home.

What happens when you are hugging Dwayne Johnson and a pig?
-You’re stuck between The Rock and a lard place.

Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?
-He was the first Porkmaster General.

What do you get when you cross a human and a pig?
-A visit from the FBI and an immediate removal of your government funding

What do you call a pig thief?
-A hamburglar.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
– A porky-pine.

What do you call a pig with 3 eyes ?
-Piiig.

Elon Musk unveils pig with chip in its brain…
-…it was from the Kenosha County Sheriff’s Department.

What would happen if pigs could fly?
– The price of pork would goskyrocket.

What is Peppa Pig’s favourite food?
-Her favourite food is Peppa-roni

A cow, a pig, and a chicken walk into an estate…
-…call that animal house

What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
– A bacon and legs!

What do you call a pig with fleas?
-Pork scratchings
( I think that might just be a British thing so sorry if it is)

Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
-They always squeal.

A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?
-Filthy rich!

What is the difference between hot potato and a flying pig?
-One’s a heated yam, and one’s a yeeted ham.

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