Pigs are a very intelligent animal, but they are sometimes difficult to manage and stubborn. Their appetite and size are the source for many pig jokes with their attitude and cuteness adding to the package, there are many jokes about them around schools and farming community alike.
Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?
-He was the first Porkmaster General.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
– A piiig!
Did you hear the story of the man who was trampled to death by a wild pig…
– I’d tell you, but it was a real bore
What did the little piglet want from the swine?
– A piggyback ride home.
What happens when you are hugging Dwayne Johnson and a pig?
-You’re stuck between The Rock and a lard place.
Have you heard that Texas froze over?
-Now we’ve just got to wait for the flying pigs.
How to pigs greet their family and friends?
-With hogs and kisses.
Did you hear about the pig who lost an eye?
-He used to blink with both eyes. Now he oinks with one.
(My 3 year old son came up with it)
Why did the pig cross the street?
-To clock in at the precinct
What do you call a pig with no legs?
– A groundhog.
What do you get when you cross a pig and superman?
-The Man of Squeal.
Why should you never ever tell a pig a secret?
-Because they love to squeal out loud!
A pig, a dog, and a sheep are sitting at a table. A plate of 20 biscuits are served.
-The pig grabs 19 and says to the dog: “Watch out, that sheep wants to take your biscuit.”
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
– A bae con.
What was the pig’s favourite ballet?
Why did the pig cross the road?
-Because the chicken told him to teargas protestors for a photo-op
What’s the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter ‘F’
-The letter ‘F’
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
– For playing with dirty tactics!
This Little Piggy
The This Little Piggy nursery rhyme is over a century old and has been heard in millions of homes, schools, and daycares. A staple in the childhood of many it is a cute way to play with a baby or small child, and so many pig jokes for kids
come from this one rhyme. Cute pig jokes are now made not only about pigs but also toes, and this connection offers a source for even more silly pig jokes. There are even jokes specific about each of the little pigs in the rhyme and how they might feel about their assigned roll, or why they are that specific pig, with so many options there are sure to be funny pig jokes from this rhyme for decades to come.
The Three Little Pigs
Three little pigs being chased around by one hungry wolf create the story of the Three Little Pigs. Written in 1980 this story has been shared by a few generations and is well known to many, with a wide range of pig jokes for kids based upon how these pigs outsmarted the wolf. There are many lessons both in this story and the funniest pig jokes that come from it. It teaches about perseverance, helping your friends, and the strength of different building materials. Following the three pigs through their homes as the wolf tries to blow them down creates not only hundreds of clean pig jokes but also shows how a strong home can be safe and sturdy and helping out friends as the last little pig invites his friends into his home where they are safe until he leaves.
This tale encourages friendship, cooperation, and perseverance, while allowing for the creation of hundreds of cheesy pig jokes and even big bad wolf jokes
. These have worked into many areas of society including television shows and books and are a regular part of many areas of life. They are well recognized, and many will understand the jokes and why they are funny without any explanation, allowing them to fit easily into conversation, to be well received in schools and daycares, and they can even be used on the wall decorations, newsletters, and plays.
When talking about the best pig jokes the farm jokes
also need to be considered. They are not only about pigs but many of the funniest pig jokes are related to the pigs on the farm, the small piglets and the grown ones as well. They are much faster than most people expect, and there are one liner pig jokes about their ability to escape and how happy they can be in the mud that helps them keep cool.
On a farm the pigs often have their own large space to run in complete with their food and water troughs, but as it gets hot they find ways to cool off using their water and the dirt of their pen. By getting the ground wet they are able to roll in it and the mud will stick to their skin and offer a cooling sensation and some slight protection from the sun. In the Charlie Brown shows there is always one child who is constantly followed by a cloud of dust and dirt who they call Pig Pen in a reference to never being clean. This is a stereotype that has lead to any of the best pig jokes but it is not always true, while they do use mud to stay cool they are not always dirty animals
and they can remain clean when a comfortable temperature. They also enjoy showers sometimes and with such a wide range of personality traits each is their very own pig.
While there are many long held beliefs about pigs they are not all true, and some well placed pig jokes can help to show their real behaviors, personalities, and preferences. They can help children to learn about pigs and help farmers relieve some stress and have fun at the end of the day. When used around the classroom they can make learning animal sounds or traits more fun and kids are certain to share them, helping them all to retain what they learn easier and better. When used appropriately they can help people to bond at work or at home, or to fit in with new people. Many jokes are used to share information and help retain facts and information while helping people to connect and bond in ways that they otherwise might not.