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Bigfoot jokes in 2024

My girlfriend is like Bigfoot
– She hasn’t been found yet but I have faith she’s still out there.

Yo mama so hairy
– She accidentally guest starred on Finding Bigfoot

I took off into the woods last night to do some soul-searching…
– I found Bigfoot, but no soul.

I’m having trouble focusing on my work
– said the bigfoot photographer.

What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
– There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.

Did you guys see that episode of Finding Bigfoot last night? [SPOILERS]
– They didn’t find Bigfoot.

How does Bigfoot know what time it is?
He looks at his sasquatch.

I made this up at work. It’s a dad-joke for sure. I googled it and found no record of it.

What do I win?

What does Bigfoot do at the gym?
– Sasquats

What do you call it when Bigfoot is watching you?
He is Sasquatching your every move.
-Thanks MST3K

What does a Chinese man and Bigfoot have in common?
– They are blurry on film

Did you hear the one about Bigfoot in the campground?
– It was in tents

What do Bigfoot and Prince’s grandson have in common?
– They both have grand paw prints.

How does Bigfoot tell time?
– With his sask-watch.

Photographing Bigfoot is…
– no small feat.

Why is is that you only see bigfoot in America
– Because you see bigmeters everywhere else

What would you call Bigfoot if he were female?
– Snatchsquatch.

What do you call footage of Bigfoot?
– Bigfootage

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, “Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?”
– “Not-a-Yeti”

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