Math jokes ➕➖ in 2021

I will do algebra, and I will do trig. I will even do statistics.
-But graphing is where I draw the line!

Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
-They already 8!

Why should you argue with decimals?
-Decimals always have a point.

Why should you never mention the number 288?
-Because it is “two” gross.

Why can’t you grow corn in Z/6Z?
-Because its not a field!

What do you call a number that cannot stay in one place?
-A roaming numeral.

Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
-Because you cannot drink and derive.

Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X.
-She’s never coming back – don?t ask Y.

Why couldn?t the angle get a loan?
-Its parents wouldn?t cosine.

What did the calculus instructor say to his hungover student?
-Know your limits, and Don?t drink and derive.

A clerk at the butcher shop is six feet tall and wears size 10 shoes. What does he weigh?
-Answer: Meat. He works at the butcher’s.

Why was the equal sign so humble?
-Because she knew she wasn?t greater than or less than anyone else.


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