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Math jokes ➕➖ in 2023

Why should you argue with decimals?
-Decimals always have a point.

Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
-They already 8!

What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree?

I will do algebra, and I will do trig. I will even do statistics.
-But graphing is where I draw the line!

If I had six oranges in one hand and four apples in the other hand, what would I have?
-Really big hands!

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denomintor?
But only a fraction would understand.

I do not get the point of decimals.
-I am more partial to fractions.

Why are obtuse angles so depressed?
-Because they are never right.

Why was the math book so sad?
-Because it had so many problmes.

What shape do you always have to be careful of?
-A trap-azoid!

Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
-Because they will never meet.

Why was the fraction skeptical about marrying the decimal?
-Because he would have to convert.

Did you hear about the mathematician whose afraid of negative numbers?
-He will stop at nothing to avoid them?

Why was the number 6 afraid of number 7?
-Because 7 “ate” 9!

Why didn?t the quarter roll down the road with the nickel?
-Because it had more cents.

Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X.
-She’s never coming back – don?t ask Y.

Why couldn?t the angle get a loan?
-Its parents wouldn?t cosine.

What did the calculus instructor say to his hungover student?
-Know your limits, and Don?t drink and derive.

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