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Baseball Jokes ⚾ in 2023

Which farm animals make the best baseball players?
-Jersey cows.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?
-She ran away from the ball.

Why don’t matches play baseball?
-One strike and you’re out!

My friend came back from his baseball game and complained it was hot.
-He said because of COVID there were no fans

Why are frogs good baseball players?
-Because they’re great at catching flies.

A man at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger.
– Then it hit him.

Two baseball teams play a game. The home team ends up winning, but not a single man from either team has touched a base. How can this be?
-The teams were all-women.

What are the best kind of stockings for baseball players to wear?
-Stockings with runs in them.

What do baseball players use to bake a cake?
-Oven mitts, bundt pans and batter.

I’m a physicist and I went to a baseball game the other day….A foul ball got hit my way…. As the baseball came toward me, I was trying to work out how long it would take to reach me, based on its arc and velocity…
-And then it hit me.

Why did the baseball coach bring a traffic light to the game?
-To send signals.

What cartoon character is the best at baseball?
-Homer Simpson.

I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.
-Then it hit me.

Where does the baseball player go when he needs a new uniform?
-New Jersey.

How can you pitch a winning baseball game without throwing a ball?
-Only throw strikes.

Have you heard of the baseball player whose full name was babe?
-He was ruthless

How do baseball players stay cool?
-By sitting next to the fans.

How many baseball players does it take to change a lightbulb?
-None. They’re too busy arguing the last call.

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