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Baseball Jokes ⚾ in 2024

A man at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger.
– Then it hit him.

Which farm animals make the best baseball players?
-Jersey cows.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?
-She ran away from the ball.

Why don’t matches play baseball?
-One strike and you’re out!

My friend came back from his baseball game and complained it was hot.
-He said because of COVID there were no fans

Why are frogs good baseball players?
-Because they’re great at catching flies.

Two baseball teams play a game. The home team ends up winning, but not a single man from either team has touched a base. How can this be?
-The teams were all-women.

What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
-The base line. (bass line)

What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a monster?
-A double header!

A baseball came through my window today
-It really hit home

Why didn’t the Confederate soldier want to go to the baseball game?
-He heard the Yankees were playing.

How is a baseball team like a baker?
-They needed a good batter!

You are locked inside a car with nothing but a baseball bat. How do you get out?
– Unlock the door, of course!

Which animal is best at baseball?
– The bat.

What does a baseball player do when he loses his eyesight?
-Become an umpire.

I saw a giant mouse so I tried killing it with a baseball bat
-So now I have a lifetime ban from Disneyland

How do baseball players keep in touch?
-They touch base every once in a while.

Why don’t baseball players join unions?
-Because they don’t like to be called out on strikes.

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