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Baseball Jokes ⚾ in 2022

Which farm animals make the best baseball players?
-Jersey cows.

What is the best advice to give a young baseball player?
-If you don’t succeed at first, try second base.

When does the Queen watch baseball?
-If it’s a knight game!

Why don’t orphans play baseball?
-They don’t know where home is.

How Do Baseball Players Stay Friends?
-They touch base every once in awhile.

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.
-Then it hit me.

What did the hand say to the baseball?
– You’re such a catch.

Why do they play baseball games at night?
-Because the bats are asleep during the day.

What’s the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot’s father?
-One’s a pop fly. The other’s a fly pop.

Why did the baseball player shut down his website?
-He wasn’t getting any hits!

People say I’m too aggressive when I’m trading baseball cards.
-It’s because I’m Ruthless.

What goes all the way around the baseball field but never moves?
– The fence.

Which baseball player loved fireplaces?
-Mickey Mantle

Which baseball manager was arrested for arson as a teenager and retains his jailhouse nickname to this day?
-Sparky Anderson

Where do baseball bats wash up?
-In the bat tub.

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
-Because he was the wurst on his team.

Why did it get so hot in the baseball stadium after the game?
-All of the fans left.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?
-She ran away from the ball.

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