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Baseball Jokes ⚾ in 2024

A man at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger.
– Then it hit him.

Which farm animals make the best baseball players?
-Jersey cows.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?
-She ran away from the ball.

Why don’t matches play baseball?
-One strike and you’re out!

My friend came back from his baseball game and complained it was hot.
-He said because of COVID there were no fans

Why are frogs good baseball players?
-Because they’re great at catching flies.

Two baseball teams play a game. The home team ends up winning, but not a single man from either team has touched a base. How can this be?
-The teams were all-women.

Where does the baseball player go when he needs a new uniform?
-New Jersey.

How can you pitch a winning baseball game without throwing a ball?
-Only throw strikes.

Have you heard of the baseball player whose full name was babe?
-He was ruthless

How do baseball players stay cool?
-By sitting next to the fans.

How many baseball players does it take to change a lightbulb?
-None. They’re too busy arguing the last call.

My parents are old fashioned. When I was a boy they wanted me to play baseball.
-And When I was a girl they wanted me to see a psychiatrist

How long did the baseball player spend in the library?
-Five minutes. It was a short stop.

What is a baseball player’s favorite thing about going to the park?
-The swings!

Why was the leper baseball match cancelled?
-People started throwing hands

What do baseball players eat on?
-Home plates

Why are centipedes not allowed to play on bug baseball teams?
-Because it takes too long to put their cleats on.

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