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Baseball Jokes ⚾ in 2024

A man at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger.
– Then it hit him.

Two baseball teams play a game. The home team ends up winning, but not a single man from either team has touched a base. How can this be?
-The teams were all-women.

Which farm animals make the best baseball players?
-Jersey cows.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?
-She ran away from the ball.

Why don’t matches play baseball?
-One strike and you’re out!

My friend came back from his baseball game and complained it was hot.
-He said because of COVID there were no fans

Why are frogs good baseball players?
-Because they’re great at catching flies.

I didn’t really understand baseball in the past
-Just didn’t catch it back then

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
-Catch ya later!

What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?
-Babe Root.

Why did the orphans only play half a season of baseball?
-There were no home games.

Why are baseball games at night?
-The bats sleep during the day.

Which superhero is the best at baseball?
-Batman.

What do you call a chihuahua that plays baseball?
-a lil pitchy dog

Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball catcher?
– He knew he had a chest protector.

Where do coal diggers play baseball?
-In the miner (minor) leagues.

Years ago, I viciously beat up my high school bully with a baseball bat. Both of his arms were broken.
-Come to think of it, that’s probably why I felt brave enough to beat him up.

What are the best kind of stockings for baseball players to wear?
-Stockings with runs in them.

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