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Baseball Jokes ⚾ in 2021

What’s the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot’s father?
-One’s a pop fly. The other’s a fly pop.

Why did the baseball player shut down his website?
-He wasn’t getting any hits!

People say I’m too aggressive when I’m trading baseball cards.
-It’s because I’m Ruthless.

What goes all the way around the baseball field but never moves?
– The fence.

Which baseball player loved fireplaces?
-Mickey Mantle

Which baseball manager was arrested for arson as a teenager and retains his jailhouse nickname to this day?
-Sparky Anderson

Where do baseball bats wash up?
-In the bat tub.

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
-Because he was the wurst on his team.

Why did it get so hot in the baseball stadium after the game?
-All of the fans left.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?
-She ran away from the ball.

Why did the baseball player bring a pacifier to the game?
-He wanted to play like the Babe.

What do baseball scouts look for when they go to a Mexican restaurant?
– Fajitas

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