Clean jokes in 2021

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

What falls in winter but never gets hurt
-The snow!

What is an astronaut’s favourite part on a computer?
-The space bar.

When does a joke become a β€œdad” joke?
-When the punchline is a parent.

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar
-β€œGet out of here!” shouts the bartender. β€œWe don’t serve your type.”

How do you learn to be a trash collector?
-Just pick it up as you go along.

Which bird has the worst manners?
-Mocking birds.

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
-They both got 6 months.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
-Because they make up everything!

How does a farmer mend his overalls?
-With cabbage patches

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
-That’s just how I roll.

Why did the math textbook visit the guidance counsellor?
-It needed help figuring out its problems.


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