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Clean jokes in 2022

What falls in winter but never gets hurt
-The snow!

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
-They both got 6 months.

What is an astronaut’s favourite part on a computer?
-The space bar.

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar
-“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”

Which bird has the worst manners?
-Mocking birds.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
-Because they make up everything!

When does a joke become a “dad” joke?
-When the punchline is a parent.

How do you learn to be a trash collector?
-Just pick it up as you go along.

What did the traffic light say to the cars?
-Don’t look, I’m changing!

What do you call a cheese that’s not yours?
-Nacho cheese!

I went in to a pet shop. I said, “Can I buy a goldfish?” The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?”
-I said, “I don’t care what star sign it is.”

I waited all night to see where the sun would rise…
-…And then it dawned on me.

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