Clean jokes in 2021

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

What falls in winter but never gets hurt
-The snow!

What is an astronautโ€™s favourite part on a computer?
-The space bar.

When does a joke become a โ€œdadโ€ joke?
-When the punchline is a parent.

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar
-โ€œGet out of here!โ€ shouts the bartender. โ€œWe donโ€™t serve your type.โ€

How do you learn to be a trash collector?
-Just pick it up as you go along.

Which bird has the worst manners?
-Mocking birds.

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
-They both got 6 months.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
-Because they make up everything!

couldnโ€™t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger.
-Then it hit me.

Why don’t koalas count as bears?
-They don’t have the right koalafications.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
-Same middle name.


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