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Clean jokes in 2021

What falls in winter but never gets hurt
-The snow!

What is an astronautโ€™s favourite part on a computer?
-The space bar.

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
-They both got 6 months.

When does a joke become a โ€œdadโ€ joke?
-When the punchline is a parent.

How do you learn to be a trash collector?
-Just pick it up as you go along.

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar
-โ€œGet out of here!โ€ shouts the bartender. โ€œWe donโ€™t serve your type.โ€

Which bird has the worst manners?
-Mocking birds.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
-Because they make up everything!

What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple?
-Theyโ€™re both red except for the green one.

How do you clean a chicken?
– An egg wash!

Why donโ€™t ants ever get sick?
-Because they have little anty bodies.

Why canโ€™t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
-Because the โ€œPโ€ is silent!

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