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Short jokes in 2021

Whatโ€™s a frogโ€™s favorite type of shoes?
– Open toad sandals

Knock, knock.Whoโ€™s there? Cows go. Cows go who?
-No, cows go MOO!

What room doesnโ€™t have doors?
-A mushroom.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
-In case they got a hole in one.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
-Right where you left him!

Why is a bad joke like a bad pencil?
-It has no point!

What did the Martians wear to Motherโ€™s Day dinner?
-Space suits.

The world champion tongue twister got arrested.
-I hear theyโ€™re going to give him a tough sentence.

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!
-What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!

How much does a pirate pay for corn?
-A BUCK-aneer.

Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball?
-If he raises them both, heโ€™d fall down.

What do you call a cow with two legs?
-Lean meat!

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