Short jokes in 2021

What room doesn’t have doors?
-A mushroom.

What’s a frog’s favorite type of shoes?
– Open toad sandals

Knock, knock.Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who?
-No, cows go MOO!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
-In case they got a hole in one.

What do you call a cow with two legs?
-Lean meat!

When the cannibal showed up late to the buffet,
-they gave him the cold shoulder.

How does the moon cut his hair?
– Eclipse it.

Why are ghosts such bad liars?
-You can see right through them.

Why did the pine tree get into trouble?
-Because it was being knotty.

What begins with an β€œE” but only has one letter?
-An envelope.

How do you make holy water?
-You boil the hell out of it.

How do you make an octopus laugh?
-With ten-tickles!

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