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Short jokes in 2024

What’s a frog’s favorite type of shoes?
– Open toad sandals

Knock, knock.Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who?
-No, cows go MOO!

What room doesn’t have doors?
-A mushroom.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
-In case they got a hole in one.

Have you heard about the new restaurant called ‘Karma?’
-There’s no menu—you get what you deserve.

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
-The thesaurus.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
-The same middle name.

What animal is always at a baseball game?
-A bat.

What do you call a dog in the winter?
-A chili dog!

Why did the tree go to the dentist?
-It needed a root canal.

Why aren’t you doing well in history?
-Because the teacher keeps on asking about things that happened before I was born!

Two wifi engineers got married.
-The reception was fantastic.

Why did the cake grow a daisy?
-It was made with flower.

What has a thumb and four fingers but is not a hand?
-A glove.

What kind of lunch do moms never prepare in the morning?
-Their own.

What did the hat say to the scarf?
-You hang around, and I’ll go on ahead.

What did the guitar say to the lead singer of the band?
-Stop stringing me along.

What gets wet when drying?
-Towel.

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