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Short jokes in 2024

What’s a frog’s favorite type of shoes?
– Open toad sandals

Knock, knock.Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who?
-No, cows go MOO!

What room doesn’t have doors?
-A mushroom.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
-In case they got a hole in one.

What type of cheese is made backward?

Do you know how many famous men and women were born on your birthday?
-None, only babies.

What did the policeman say to his tummy?
-Freeze. You’re under a vest.

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
-You can step in a poodle.

Are people born with photographic memories,
-or does it take time to develop?

You will throw me away when you want to use me. You will take me in when you don’t want to use me. What am I?
-An anchor.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
-Right where you left him!

Why is a bad joke like a bad pencil?
-It has no point!

What did the Martians wear to Mother’s Day dinner?
-Space suits.

The world champion tongue twister got arrested.
-I hear they’re going to give him a tough sentence.

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!
-What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!

How much does a pirate pay for corn?
-A BUCK-aneer.

Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball?
-If he raises them both, he’d fall down.

What do you call a cow with two legs?
-Lean meat!

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