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Farm Jokes 🌾 in 2023

What’s black and white and eats like a horse?
-A zebra.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
-They suspected it of fowl play.

What farm animal keeps the best time?
-A watch dog.

What do you call a sleeping bull?
-A bulldozer.

What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
-It’s pasture bedtime!

Why did the cow go to the spa?
– She really needed some re-hoove-ination!

What type of horses only go out at night?
-Nightmares!

What day do potatoes hate the most?
-Fry-day!

This drought has really killed my spice farm
– I don’t have the thyme to harvest.

What do you call a cow with no calf?
-Decaffeinated.

Where do the horses go when they’re sick?
-To the horsepital.

Local horse has an amazing mane.
-Maybe she was barn with it, or maybe it’s neighbelline.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
-An eggroll!

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
-He wanted sweet and sour pork.

Saw a sign at a farm that said, “duck, eggs.”
-I was contemplating the use of the comma when it hit me.

What is a sheep’s favorite game?
-Baa-dminton!

Why did the chick get sent off during a game of football?
-It committed a fowl.

What did the farmer say when he lost one of his cows?
-What a miss-steak.

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