Farm Jokes 🌾 in 2021

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
-Because he was out standing in his field!

By: Marlon

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Why did the farmer plow her field with a steamroller?
-Because she wanted to grow mashed potatoes!

By: Alfred

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How did the organic vegetable die?
-Natural causes.

By: Heath

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How did the organic vegetable die?
-Natural causes.

By: Kannon

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Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy complain?
-He has got no beef.

By: Will

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What happens when you run out of manure on a farm?
-You have to make doo.

By: Santana

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?
-He tractor down.

By: Alvaro

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Who tells chicken jokes?
-tComedihens.

By: Valentin

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All of the cows on the farm networked all of their computers so they could stream the latest Disney film.
-They set up a moo LAN.

By: Huxley

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
-Because they lactose!

By: Elisha

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What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?
-A transfarmer.

By: Jamie

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What do you call a magic cow?
– Moodini.

By: Cristiano

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