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Farm Jokes ๐ŸŒพ in 2021

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
-Udder nonsense!

What is a scarecrowโ€™s favorite fruit?
-Straw-berries!

I played a gig on a farm once.
-The bass player thought he was hidden but it was obvious he was playing behind the beet.

What is a happy farmerโ€™s favorite candy?
-A Jolly Rancher.

What grows under your nose?
-Tulips!

Which farm animal keeps the best time?
– A watch dog!

Whatโ€™s black and white and eats like a horse?
-A zebra.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
-They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did the cow go to the spa?
– She really needed some re-hoove-ination!

What type of horses only go out at night?
-Nightmares!

What day do potatoes hate the most?
-Fry-day!

This drought has really killed my spice farm
– I donโ€™t have the thyme to harvest.

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