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Farm Jokes 🌾 in 2024

What’s black and white and eats like a horse?
-A zebra.

What farm animal keeps the best time?
-A watch dog.

What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
-It’s pasture bedtime!

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
-They suspected it of fowl play.

What did the farmer say when he lost one of his cows?
-What a miss-steak.

What do you call a sleeping bull?
-A bulldozer.

Why did the cow go to the spa?
– She really needed some re-hoove-ination!

What type of horses only go out at night?
-Nightmares!

What day do potatoes hate the most?
-Fry-day!

This drought has really killed my spice farm
– I don’t have the thyme to harvest.

What do you call a cow with no calf?
-Decaffeinated.

Where do the horses go when they’re sick?
-To the horsepital.

Local horse has an amazing mane.
-Maybe she was barn with it, or maybe it’s neighbelline.

Why are farmers cruel?
-Because they pull corn by the ears.

Farmers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, turn-ip the covers
-en-dive into bed!

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?”
-The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.” towe trucks.

What do you call a horse that lives next door?
-A neigh-bor!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
-Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly… cows go moo!

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