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Farm Jokes ๐ŸŒพ in 2021

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
– Laughing stock.

Why did the farmer bury his money in a field?
-He wanted to make his soil rich.

On a rural road, a state trooper pulled a farmer over and said, โ€œSir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?โ€
– To which the farmer replied: โ€œThank God, I thought I had gone deaf!โ€

Why shouldnโ€™t you tell a secret on a farm?
-Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

Grain farmers have a tough life.
-They barley survive from wheat to wheat.

Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
-Now I have a stable connection.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
-An eggroll!

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
-He wanted sweet and sour pork.

Saw a sign at a farm that said, โ€œduck, eggs.โ€
-I was contemplating the use of the comma when it hit me.

What is a sheepโ€™s favorite game?

Why did the chick get sent off during a game of football?
-It committed a fowl.

What did the farmer say when he lost one of his cows?
-What a miss-steak.

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