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Farm Jokes 🌾 in 2024

What’s black and white and eats like a horse?
-A zebra.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
-They suspected it of fowl play.

What farm animal keeps the best time?
-A watch dog.

What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
-It’s pasture bedtime!

Why did the cow go to the spa?
– She really needed some re-hoove-ination!

What type of horses only go out at night?
-Nightmares!

What day do potatoes hate the most?
-Fry-day!

This drought has really killed my spice farm
– I don’t have the thyme to harvest.

What do you call a cow with no calf?
-Decaffeinated.

Where do the horses go when they’re sick?
-To the horsepital.

Local horse has an amazing mane.
-Maybe she was barn with it, or maybe it’s neighbelline.

What did the farmer say when he lost one of his cows?
-What a miss-steak.

What do you call a sleeping bull?
-A bulldozer.

What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn’t fit into the pen?
-“There’s more there than meets the sty.”

Without a doubt, the Ford F-150
-My favorite pickup line.

What do cows read in the morning?
– The moos-paper.

Grain Farmers Have a
-Tough Life…

What kind of pigs know karate?
-Pork chops.

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