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Beard jokes 🧔 in 2024

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his beard for the summer? He didn’t want his face to get sunburned.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a rockstar? A guitar goatee.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a chef? A sou chef.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his stubble? He said it was his face shadow.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave before his wedding? He didn’t want to look like a stranger in his wedding photos.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a scientist? A lab whisker.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a photographer? A snap-stache.

Why did the bearded man go to the zoo? To see the bearded pigs.

Why did the bearded man join a biker gang? He wanted to feel the wind in his beard.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a preacher? A preach-stache.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a carpenter? Sawdust-stache.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his beard before his job interview? He said it gave him confidence.

Why did the bearded man go to the aquarium? To see the bearded seals.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a bartender? A mixologist with a mustache.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a doctor? A facial surgeon.

Why did the bearded man go to the library? To check out some books on beard grooming.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his soul patch? He said it was his soul’s whisker.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a musician? A mustache maestro.

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