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Beard jokes 🧔 in 2024

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his mustache? He didn’t want to be mistaken for a baby-faced rookie.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a comedian? A jokester with a whisker.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a detective? A private eye-beard.

Why did the bearded man go to the movie theater? To watch “The Bearded and the Beautiful.”

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave? He was afraid of losing his chINdependence.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a musician? A guitar-stache.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a farmer? A crop-topped.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his sideburns? He said they were his cheek curtains.

Why did the bearded man go to the circus? To see the bearded lady.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a writer? A beard-novelist.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a magician? Hairy Houdini.

Why did the bearded man go to the beach? To show off his beach beard.

Why did the bearded man go to the museum? To see the exhibit on famous bearded men.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a football player? A gridiron goatee.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a teacher? A professor scruff.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his beard for his wedding? He said it was his good luck charm.

Why did the bearded man go to the gym? To work on his whisker muscles.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a chef? A culinary king of the chin.

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