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Beard jokes 🧔 in 2024

Why did the bearded man cross the road? To get to the other sideburns.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his goatee? He said it was his chin strap.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a golfer? A fairway goatee.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a philosopher? A beard-thinker.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his beard for the winter? He said it kept his face warm.

Why did the bearded man go to the comedy club? He wanted to see if he could get a beard belly laugh.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a sailor? A sea-captain with a chin curtain.

What do you call a bearded pirate? Blackbeard.

Why did the bearded man go to the barbershop on Halloween? To get a beard trimmer.

Why did the bearded man go to the circus? To see the bearded elephants.

Why did the bearded man get a tattoo of a razor on his neck? So he could always have a close shave.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a mechanic? A grease-stache.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a scientist? A beaker-beard.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his beard on vacation? He said it was his travel companion.

Why did the barber have a hard time shaving the bearded man? He kept getting lost in the beard.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a writer? A beard-writer.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a magician? A hocus-focus on the goatee.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a poet? A bard-beard.

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