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Grandpa jokes 👴 in 2022

My friends Grandpa told us this when we were about 14, What did the one leg say to the other leg?
– Check out Shorty he’s growing a beard!

Why did grandpa’s origami business go out?
– Because it folded.

Why did grandma call grandpa spiderman?
– Because she said, “That boy finds it difficult to get out of the bathtub”.

Why should you shout-out to your grandpa?
– Because that is the only way, he can hear you.

Today is the last time I will see my 80 year old grandpa
– Because tomorrow he turns 81!

My grandpa told me this one
– Where do pirates get there hooks from…

The second hand store

Why did grandpa like to wear glasses while collecting take out for dinner?
– He goes to pick up the dinner with a contact-less drive-through.

What did grandpa say when everyone told him my father looked like him?
– He said, “He’s a poor guy, don’t worry he’ll grow out of it”.

Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter … The Living Room or The Bedroom.

Grandpa fell in to paprika once …
– Now he is a seasoned veteran.

Grandpa asked me how to print on his new computer.
I said: “Just control-p.”

He said: “I haven’t been able to do that for years!”

How can God and grandpa be similar?
– Because they both are old.

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