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Turkey Jokes 🦃 in 2025

There’s always something to be thankful for on Thanksgiving.
-Even if it’s just not being a turkey.

What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
-Peach gobbler!

What side of the turkey has the most feathers?
-The outside!

Knock knock!Who’s there? Annie.Annie who
-Annie body seen the turkey?

What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
-Peach gobbler!

How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
– One, but you really have to squeeze him in!

What’s blue and covered in feathers?
– A turkey holding its breath.

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
-To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

Why do turkeys only star in R-rated movies?
-Because they use fowl language!

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
-If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

What does a disappointed mama turkey tell her kids?
-If your father were to see you now, he would be turning over in his gravy!

What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
-“Wing! Wing!”

Why did Mom’s turkey seasoning taste a little off last year?
-She ran out of thyme.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
– He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

What did the turkey say before he was roasted?
– “OK, spare me no insults. Roast me!”

Is turkey soup good for you?
-Not if you’re the turkey!

What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?
-All about that baste.

What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
-Lucky!

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