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Turkey Jokes 🦃 in 2024

What key can’t open doors no matter how hard you try?
-Turkey.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
-hey suspected it of fowl play!

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
-Because he had his own drumsticks.

What is the turkey thankful for this Thanksgiving?
– Vegetarians.

Did you hear about the turkey who lost a fight?
– He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

How can you unlock the greatest Thanksgiving experience ever?
– By making sure to bring the tur-key.

Why do turkeys make bad baseball players?
-They only hit fowl balls!

Why did the sweet potatoes get so embarrassed?
-They saw the turkey dressing!

What did the turkey say when he had a headache?
– “Google, Google.”

What did grandma say when picking out the turkey?
-Go big or gourd home.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
-He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
-He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

What is the most musical part of a turkey?
-The drumsticks.

Why couldn’t dad stop moistening the turkey with juices?
– It appealed to his baster instincts.

What’s a running turkey called?
– Fast food.

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
-The outside!

What happened when the turkey played football?
-It got ejected for fowl play!

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
-The turkey trot.

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