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Turkey Jokes 🦃 in 2022

What did the turkey say before he was roasted?
– “OK, spare me no insults. Roast me!”

Is turkey soup good for you?
-Not if you’re the turkey!

What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?
-All about that baste.

What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
-Lucky!

How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving?
-She took the gravy train.

Why did the cranberries turn red?
-Because they saw the turkey dressing

What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
-Serve him lots of chocolate and ice cream.

What did the turkey dress up as for Halloween?
– A gobblin’!

What’s the official dance of Thanksgiving called?
-The turkey trot.

Why do turkeys lay eggs?
– Because if they dropped them, they would break.

What do you call a running turkey?
-Fast food.

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?
– A poul-tree.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
– He wanted people to think he was a chicken

When do you serve rubber turkey?
-Pranksgiving!

What did the turkey say to the computer?
-Google, google, google!

What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
-“Wing, wing.”

What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
– Wing, wing, wing!

What do you call an over-caffeinated turkey?
– A per-key!

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