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Turkey Jokes ๐Ÿฆƒ in 2021

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
-To prove he wasn’t chicken.

What type of glass does a turkey drink from?
-A gobblet

What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
-Peach gobbler!

Whatโ€™s the universal key to a lovely Thanksgiving?
-The turkey.

What sound does a space turkey make?
– “Hubble, hubble!”

Whatโ€™s the easiest way to catch a turkey?
-Ask a friend to toss one at you.

What should you say when your family begs you to stop making these jokes?
-I canโ€™t quit cold turkey!

How many chefs does it take to stuff a Thanksgiving turkey?
– Only one and even then itโ€™s a pretty tight squeeze.

What do you call a rude turkey?
-A jerk-key!

What do you call a running turkey?
-Fast food.

Why did the turkey cross the road before Thanksgiving?
-He was trying to give people the impression that he was a chicken.

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
-Of course! Buildings canโ€™t jump.

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