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Turkey Jokes ๐Ÿฆƒ in 2021

Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving?
-A turkey, because it is always stuffed.

What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
-Fowl weather.

Why was the turkey put in jail?
-The police suspected fowl play.

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
-Because he had the drumsticks!

How many turkeys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Well if I knew the answer, I wouldnโ€™t be asking you, would I?

When are turkeys the most grateful?
-The day after Thanksgiving.

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
– A turkey trot.

What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?
-Have peck-nics!

Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey
– He sensed fowl play.

Why didnโ€™t the turkey bake properly on Thanksgiving?
-Iโ€™ve no idea but I suspect some fowl play.

Why didnโ€™t the turkey eat any food?
– Because he was already stuffed.

What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?
-A poultry-geist.

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