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Turkey Jokes 🦃 in 2022

When do you serve rubber turkey?
-Pranksgiving!

What did the turkey say to the computer?
-Google, google, google!

What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
-“Wing, wing.”

What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
– Wing, wing, wing!

What do you call an over-caffeinated turkey?
– A per-key!

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
-Quack, Quack!

Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving?
-A turkey, because it is always stuffed.

What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
-Fowl weather.

Why was the turkey put in jail?
-The police suspected fowl play.

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
-Because he had the drumsticks!

How many turkeys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Well if I knew the answer, I wouldn’t be asking you, would I?

When are turkeys the most grateful?
-The day after Thanksgiving.

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