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Turkey Jokes 🦃 in 2024

Why did the farmer separate the chicken and the turkey?
– He sensed fowl play.

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?
-A poultry-geist!

Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner?
-Because he will gobble it up

What do you call a turkey whizzing through the air past your head because the oven exploded?
– Fast food.

What’s the link between turkeys and teddies?
– Stuffing. Lots of stuffing.

Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner?
– He was ready for a roast.

What’s black, white and red?
– A Pilgrim blushing because he’d seen the turkey dressing.

What’s the best way to deal with a turkey?
– Have it killed and then cran-bury it!!!!

What kind of key can’t open doors
-A tur-key.

My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes
-…but I couldn’t quit cold turkey.

Why can’t you take turkeys to church?
– They use fowl language!

If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?
-A goblet.

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
-To prove he wasn’t chicken.

What type of glass does a turkey drink from?
-A gobblet

What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
-Peach gobbler!

What’s the universal key to a lovely Thanksgiving?
-The turkey.

What sound does a space turkey make?
– “Hubble, hubble!”

What’s the easiest way to catch a turkey?
-Ask a friend to toss one at you.

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