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Turkey Jokes 🦃 in 2024

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a turkey?
-Finally, enough drumsticks for everyone.

You think you’re crazy about Thanksgiving?
-You’ve got nothing on the turkeys. When Thanksgiving approaches, they literally lose their heads!

What kind of weather does a turkey like?
-Fowl weather.

What did the little turkey say to the big turkey?
-“Peck on someone your own size!”

What did the family serve after grandma sat on the turkey?

What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
-Nothing—it’s already stuffed.

What key can’t open doors no matter how hard you try?

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
-hey suspected it of fowl play!

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
-Because he had his own drumsticks.

What is the turkey thankful for this Thanksgiving?
– Vegetarians.

Did you hear about the turkey who lost a fight?
– He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

How can you unlock the greatest Thanksgiving experience ever?
– By making sure to bring the tur-key.

Why do turkeys make bad baseball players?
-They only hit fowl balls!

Why did the sweet potatoes get so embarrassed?
-They saw the turkey dressing!

What did the turkey say when he had a headache?
– “Google, Google.”

What did grandma say when picking out the turkey?
-Go big or gourd home.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
-He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
-He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

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