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Turkey Jokes 🦃 in 2023

Why do turkeys make bad baseball players?
-They only hit fowl balls!

Why did the sweet potatoes get so embarrassed?
-They saw the turkey dressing!

What did the turkey say when he had a headache?
– “Google, Google.”

What did grandma say when picking out the turkey?
-Go big or gourd home.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
-He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
-He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

What is the most musical part of a turkey?
-The drumsticks.

Why couldn’t dad stop moistening the turkey with juices?
– It appealed to his baster instincts.

What’s a running turkey called?
– Fast food.

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
-The outside!

What happened when the turkey played football?
-It got ejected for fowl play!

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
-The turkey trot.

Why did the farmer separate the chicken and the turkey?
– He sensed fowl play.

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?
-A poultry-geist!

Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner?
-Because he will gobble it up

What do you call a turkey whizzing through the air past your head because the oven exploded?
– Fast food.

What’s the link between turkeys and teddies?
– Stuffing. Lots of stuffing.

Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner?
– He was ready for a roast.

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