Turkey Jokes ๐Ÿฆƒ in 2021

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
– A turkey trot.

What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?
-Have peck-nics!

Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey
– He sensed fowl play.

Why didnโ€™t the turkey bake properly on Thanksgiving?
-Iโ€™ve no idea but I suspect some fowl play.

Why didnโ€™t the turkey eat any food?
– Because he was already stuffed.

What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?
-A poultry-geist.

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
– “If your father could see you now, he’d be turning over in his gravy!”

Whatโ€™s a Turkeyโ€™s Favorite Dessert?
– Apple gobbler!

Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
-There was no thyme!

What key won’t open any door?
– A turkey.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
– A turkey that can pluck itself!

What key has legs and can’t open a door?
– A turkey

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