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Rhyming jokes in 2024

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems, oh how bad!

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending, beware!

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired, can’t you see the clover?

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, that’s what I said!

Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honeycombs, fair and square!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels, you see!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one, don’t miss the chance!

Why did the music note go to school? It wanted to improve its composition, isn’t that cool!

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go, too soon!

What’s a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer, without a blink!

What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved, such a bore!

What do you call a bear with no socks on? Bare-foot, oh come on!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, oh lord!

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead, my brother!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just fathoms!

Why is the moon always broke? It’s down to its last quarter, make no mistake!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crumby, that’s the gospel!

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta, quite heavy!

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