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Otter jokes 🦦 in 2022

What is an otters favourite sandwich spread for their bread?

– Otterly Butterly

What do you call a sea otter with mushrooms in both ears?
– Anything you want… she can’t hear you!

What is the name of the famous book about a wizard otter?
– Harry Otter.

What would you rather be: a polar bear or a little otter?
– A little (h)otter.

What do you drive in a river?
– An otter-mobile.

An otter was busy moving, but got very tired and sat down to rest.
– He said: I’m otterly bored of logging all of this around!

What is the best animal to be on a cold day?
– A little otter.

Why did the seal cross the road to the zoo?
– To get to the otter slide.

Did you hear about the otter that snuck onto a Nasa rocket?

– He was trying to get to otter space.

What did the otter say to his dad when he came home with a black eye.

– You should see the otter guy dad.

Just finished eating a beaver curry…
– It’s like a normal curry, but otter.

What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it’s life?
– An *otter* failure (I’ll see myself out)

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