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Otter jokes 🦦 in 2024

Why did the otter cross the road?

– To show the possums that the impossible could be done.

Why did the young otter decide to join NASA?
– She wanted to go to otter space!

What did the otter say to her boyfriend?
– “I feel like we’re drifting apart… maybe it’s time to see otter people.”

What does an Otter have that no other animal has?

– Otter parts.

I used to have 2 pets, but one sadly drowned
– One couldn’t swim, the otter could.

Why did the otter join NASA?
– She wanted to get to otter space.

What did the grape say when the otter stood on it?
– Nothing; it just let out a little wine.

What do you call an otter who just got new glasses?
– A see otter!

What does an otter look like after it has shaved its fur off?
– Odder.

Where do otters keep their money?
– In a riverbank.

What do you say when you see a famous otter?
– “Please can I have your ottergraph?!”

What did the sea turtle say after he had a punch up with an otter?

– “You should see the otter guy”.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?
– I think we should sea otter people.

What did the sea otter say to the fish sunning himself on a white towel at the beach?
– What’s up my nigiri?

What type of roads do German otters drive on?
– Otter-bahns.

Where do otters keep all of their prized possessions?

– I a river bank.

How do you save a drowning otter?
– Take your foot of its head

I got invited to a wedding at a zoo. I was told that I could bring a plus one, but I didn’t check the box. I don’t have a significant otter.

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