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Squirrel Jokes ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ in 2021

How come when a video of a squirrel putting a nut in a dog gets 18k upvotes and is called “Cute”
-but when I do it it’s a “heinous act” and my dog gets taken away?

Because there is no try.

HELP!! Squirrels are chasing me!
-They think Iโ€™m nuts!

Why did the squirrel bury the tuna?
-Because if you spell it backwards, itโ€™s a nut.

What did the first squirrel say when the second squirrel put twigs in the frying pan?
– What on earth are you doing? This is a non-stick pan!

Food is getting so scarce, I just followed a squirrel so I could steal his nuts.
-It was a lot of work for two small pieces of meat.

What did the squirrel wear on her feet?
– Cashews.

How do you catch a squirrel?
– A.Act like a nut

Squirrels donโ€™t have children….
– They ALWAYS swallow the nut.

What did the romantic squirrel give to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
-Forget-me-nuts.

One time there was a squirrel who died
-It was funny because the squirrel got dead.

What do blind squirrels and testicular cancer patients have in common?
-They canโ€™t find their nuts

I was chasing a squirrel in my back yard. The squirrel ran up a tree.
– My car was totaled.

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