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Squirrel Jokes 🐿️ in 2022

How come when a video of a squirrel putting a nut in a dog gets 18k upvotes and is called “Cute”
-but when I do it it’s a “heinous act” and my dog gets taken away?

Because there is no try.

A wise squirrel once said “you are what you eat”.
-Don’t believe him, he was a nut.

What is squirrels’s least favourite month?
-November

HELP!! Squirrels are chasing me!
-They think I’m nuts!

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
-To keep their nuts dry.

What type of TV do squirrels watch?
-Nut-flix.

How do you get a squirrel to like you?
– Act like a nut 🥜

my gf asked me why I call her squirrel
-me: because you’re short, cute, jumpy, have a bushy tail, and are always on my nuts.

What did the squirrel say when he was late for work?
– I’m so sorry, but the traffic was nuts.

How do you catch an English Squirrel?
-Climb a tree and act like nutty.

How large is a squirrels home?
-Approximately 4 squirrel feet

Two cows are talking in the barn
-Cow A: Yo, what do you think about the “mad cow” disease?”

Cow B: The f*ck do I care, I’m a squirrel.

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