Squirrel Jokes ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ in 2021

Squirrels have a habit of storing food in the winter
Isn’t that nuts?

Why does a squirrel’s tail grow from it’s back? separating with Han Solo
-Because there’s a squirrel in the front.

What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel when they went to the cinema?
– I love our dates and I’m nuts about you.

How do you catch a European Squirrel?
– Climb a tree and act like a metric nut.

Why unemployed squirrels go to mental hospital?
-Because that’s where all the nutjobs are.

Why didnโ€™t the squirrel eat the macadamia?
-It was a tough nut to crack.

Why did the squirrel blush when she had been hit by a car?
– Because she felt flattered.

How do you fight a squirrel looking for a nut?
-You beat him off.

Why did the squirrel take her car apart?
-She wanted to see what it was like to get to the nuts and bolts of it.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says โ€œI forgot to store acorns for winter so now I am deadโ€
– haha it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Whatโ€™s the best way to catch a squirrel?
-Climb up a tree and act like a nut

Why did the squirrel cross the river on his back?
-Too keep his nuts dry.

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