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Weekend jokes in 2022

Why did Friday go to visit a doctor?
– He was week.

When can Sunday feel like a Friday?
– When you have a weekend job.

People think staying awake all weekend is unhealthy
…but really, sleep is for the week

My girlfriend and I have been really stressed and having some issues so we decided to take a mini vacation, a weekend trip to a ski resort.
– Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.

On my weekends I’ve been inventing a machine that can distribute herbs and spices to any place at my dining table.
– It’s not much, but it passes the thyme.

How do you make a profit on Black Friday?
– By completely ignoring the celebration.

What is the greatest gift Friday can give?
– Weekend vibes.

I was going to go greyhound racing this weekend but decided against it…
– They’re too fast. I’d never win.

A husband took his wife to a disco on the weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor busting tile. He was breakdancing, moonwalking, doing back flips – the works. The wife turned to husband and said: “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”
– Her husband says: “Looks like he’s still celebrating!”

Wife: Darling, let’s enjoy our weekend this week!
Husband: Sounds good! Let’s meet on Monday.

What kind of dessert goes best with the theme of Friday the 13th?
– I scream.

Why could I not attend my friend’s dumplings party on Saturday morning?
– Because I had to wok on Friday night.

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