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Easter jokes 🐰 in 2024

How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
-He gets hopping mad

Why did the Easter Bunny join the gym?
– To get lots of eggs-ercise

What type of movie is about water fowl?
-A duckumentary

What do you say to the Easter Bunny on his birthday?
-Hoppy birthday

Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
-Because then it would be a foot

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who?
-Wendy Easter egg hunt taking place?

What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
-14 carrot gold

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset when he looked in the mirror?
-He was having a bad hare day

What do you get when you cross a bumblebee with the Easter bunny?
– A honey bunny

How does the Easter Bunny paint all those Easter Eggs?
-He hires Santa’s elves to help during their off season

How does Easter end?
– With an R

What do ducks have for lunch?
-Soup and quackers

Where did the Easter Bunny go for a new tail?
– To a retail store

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
– To prove he wasn’t chicken

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Alma. Alma who?
-Alma Easter candy is gone!

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
-They lived hoppily ever after

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
– Just look for the gray hares

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?
– The oyster bunny

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