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Easter jokes 🐰 in 2025

What proof is there that carrots are good for the eyes?
-You don’t see rabbits wearing eye glasses

How does the Easter Bunny’s day always end?
-With a Y

Why are people always tired in April?
-Because they’ve just finished a March

What kind of rabbit tells jokes?
– A funny bunny.

How do you know the Easter Bunny liked his trip?
-Because he said it was egg-cellent

Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?
-Because they are eggs-tinct

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
– Napoleon Bunnyparte!

Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur?
-The outside

How do bunnies stay in shape?
– HAREobics

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Heidi. Heidi who?
-Heidi the eggs around the house.

Where does the Easter Bunny get all of the eggs he hides?
-He gets them from an eggplant

Why make the Easter Bunny so lucky?
– He always has four rabbits feet on him

What kind of stories are the Easter Bunny’s favorite?
-Bunny Tales

How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
-He gets hopping mad

Why did the Easter Bunny join the gym?
– To get lots of eggs-ercise

What type of movie is about water fowl?
-A duckumentary

What do you say to the Easter Bunny on his birthday?
-Hoppy birthday

Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
-Because then it would be a foot

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