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Easter jokes 🐰 in 2023

What do you call the Easter Bunny when he has fleas?
-Bugs Bunny

Why did the Easter egg hide?
-He was a little chicken

What kind of bunny can’t hop?
-A chocolate bunny.

What does the Easter Bunny plant next to the green beans in his garden?
-Jelly beans

What kind of music do bunnies like?
– Hip Hop

What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
– An eggsplanation

What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
– A runny bunny

How do rabbits stay cool during the summer?
-With hare conditioning

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he was naughty at school?
-He was eggs-pelled

What kind of bean can’t grow in a garden?
-A jelly bean.

What did one Easter egg say to the other Easter egg?
-Want to hear a funny yolk

How does an Easter chicken bake a cake?
– From scratch

What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport?

What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny?
-A honey bunny

What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain?
-Get wet

Why was the father Easter egg so strict?
-He was hard-boiled

Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?
– Because he is too young to drive

What do you call a forgetful rabbit?
-A hare-brain

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