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Politician jokes 👨‍⚖️ in 2024

What do you call a politician who always deflects questions? A deflector.

What do you call a politician who always manipulates the truth? A truth-twister.

Why did the politician cross the road? To get to the other side of the aisle.

Why did the politician bring a magnifying glass to the debate? He wanted to scrutinize his opponent’s arguments.

What do you call a politician who only cares about money? A greedster.

What do you call a politician who always talks in circles? A circular talker.

Why did the politician bring a megaphone to the town hall? He wanted to make sure he could talk over his constituents.

Why did the politician bring a notepad to the town hall? He wanted to write down the names of anyone who asked a difficult question.

What do you call a politician who never keeps his promises? A liar.

What do you call a politician who always dodges responsibility? A responsibility-shirker.

Why did the politician bring a whistle to the debate? He wanted to referee the arguments.

Why did the politician bring a notepad to the rally? He wanted to jot down any potential donors’ names.

What do you call a politician who always breaks promises? A promise breaker.

What do you call a politician who always talks but never listens? A talker, not a listener.

Why did the politician bring a mirror to the debate? He wanted to practice his fake smile.

Why did the politician bring a megaphone to the press conference? He wanted to make sure he could talk over the reporters.

What do you call a politician who always panders to the crowd? A populist.

What do you call a politician who always avoids the real issues? A sidestepper.

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