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Summer Jokes 🌞 in 2022

Why didn’t the sun go to college?
-He already had a million degrees.

What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
-I Scream.

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
-Finland!

How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?
– They use bear conditioning!

Do fish go on vacation?
-No, because they’re always in school!

What kind of candy do you get at the airport?
-Plane chocolate!

How do yellow jackets get to school in the morning?
-By school buzz

What kind of water cannot freeze?
-Hot water.

How does a cucumber become a pickle?
-It goes through a jarring experience.

What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?
-A sandwitch!

What happens if you throw a red sun hat in the water?
– It gets wet!

Herd summer is almost over.
-Ewe will be missed.”

Where do ants travel to for summer vacation?
-Frants

Summer is here
-so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.

What holds the sun up in the sky?
-Sunbeams

What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
-A shell phone, of course.

Do fish go on vacation?
-No because they’re always in school!

Why are basketball players afraid of going on summer vacation?
-Because they feel they might get called for traveling.

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