As the hottest time of the year and in some places the shortest season, there are many summer jokes that are shared year round and certainly a lot in the summer heat. They are related to not only the heat but how it affects people and how the season passes as well as people in the summer and activities.
Why didn’t the sun go to college?
-He already had a million degrees.
How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?
– They use bear conditioning!
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the pig say on a hot summer day?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation?
-They are hill-arious.
Dear Winter — I’m breaking up with you
– Summer is hotter than you.
How do yellow jackets get to school in the morning?
-By school buzz
What animal is always at a baseball game?
– A bat
Why was it so hot in the stadium after the baseball game?
– All the fans left!
What holds the sun up in the sky?
So Hot Out
There is a range of one liner summer jokes that are centered around how hot it is. They are often paired with “how hot is it?”, as a response and can go back and forth several times and without break. They are funny and enjoyable, and easy to use and insert into conversation, even making a game between friends over who has the funniest joke about how hot it is outside. These are harmless and do not insult other people or get a laugh at someone’s expense so they can be used easily around children and adults alike. Sometimes it is so hot you can cook an egg on a sidewalk or make cookies on the car dashboard. With no end to how many funny things you can do in the hot weather and no limit on the summer activities, these jokes are sure to stay popular for years.
Ways To Cool Off
With a wide range of ways to cool off in the summer it was certain to bring about many cute jokes about different ways to cool the body and find comfort. Certainly sharing in these types can help to learn new ways to cool off, but it can also just be funny things you should not try at home and will not cool you off. Among these are swimming
pools, ice packs, and undergarments in the freezer.
Where Are They Funniest
The funniest summer jokes have to be at their best in places that have the longest and warmest suppers and those that have little no summer as the irony makes it amusing. Places that are very warm will enjoy short summer jokes because they are used to long hot summers, while places that are cold may most enjoy corny summer jokes or those that are sarcastic and cheesy summer jokes.
There are so many things that are affected by the heat of the summer and there are as many silly summer jokes about ways to battle or enjoy the heat. Sharing ideas for summer fun is a great use of the top summer jokes, while making fun of those places that have no summer may involve some of the best summer jokes. As the heat increases around the world there will be more clean summer jokes to come, and as most are safe for all ages there is no reason to not enjoy them.
Along with summer comes outdoor activities such as running, track and field, swimming, and barbeques. These all have their share or targeted best summer jokes about both the activity and the people doing them. Ants and barbeques are often together, with their ability to carry off a whole, picnic ants are a great part of funny summer jokes and bug jokes
. If you’re eating outside during the summer you’re certain to encounter your own ants and other summer bugs and pests, and they may just help you write your own anecdotes, and even some summer jokes for kids
to spice up your family gatherings.