Summer Jokes ๐ŸŒž in 2021

What kind of tree fits in your hand?
-A palm tree!

Why did the robot go on vacation?
-He needed to recharge his batteries.

Why do stores have Halloween decorations in August?
-This is ridiculous. Nobody wants to… Oooo look! Candy corn.

Why did the gymnast put extra salt on her food?
-So she could do summer salts.

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
-Times Square

Summer
– that crazy little sun of a beach.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
– Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.

What kind of music do killer whales like?
-They listen to the orca-stra!

What do you call a cantaloupe in a kiddie pool?
-A watermelon.

What kind of fruit grows at the beach?
– Crab apple trees.

What did the reporter say to the ice cream?
-“What’s the scoop?”

Why did the robot go on summer vacation?
– He needed to recharge his batteries.

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