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Summer Jokes ๐ŸŒž in 2021

Why didn’t the sun go to college?
-He already had a million degrees.

How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?
– They use bear conditioning!

What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
-I Scream.

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
-Finland!

Do you have any clue what bread does on vacation?
– It loafs around!

How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
-It waves!

What do frogs eat in the summer?
– Hopsicles!

Why donโ€™t oysters share their pearls?
-Because theyโ€™re shellfish!

What part of the fish weighs the most? .
-The scales.

Best Summer Vacation Book Never Written:
-“Where to Stay on Vacation” by Moe Tell.

When do you go at red and stop at green?
– When youโ€™re eating a watermelon

What’s the best kind of sandwich for the beach?
– Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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