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Summer Jokes 🌞 in 2023

Why didn’t the sun go to college?
-He already had a million degrees.

How do yellow jackets get to school in the morning?
-By school buzz

What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
-I Scream.

How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?
– They use bear conditioning!

Do fish go on vacation?
-No, because they’re always in school!

What kind of candy do you get at the airport?
-Plane chocolate!

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?
-A sandwitch!

What kind of water cannot freeze?
-Hot water.

How does a cucumber become a pickle?
-It goes through a jarring experience.

What happens if you throw a red sun hat in the water?
– It gets wet!

Herd summer is almost over.
-Ewe will be missed.”

Where do ants travel to for summer vacation?

Summer is here
-so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.

Do you have any clue what bread does on vacation?
– It loafs around!

How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
-It waves!

What do frogs eat in the summer?
– Hopsicles!

Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
-Because they’re shellfish!

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