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Summer Jokes ๐ŸŒž in 2021

What holds the sun up in the sky?
-Sunbeams

What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
-A shell phone, of course.

Do fish go on vacation?
-No because they’re always in school!

Why are basketball players afraid of going on summer vacation?
-Because they feel they might get called for traveling.

What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?
-Croak-o-cola.

Why don’t oysters like to share their pearls?
-Because they are shellfish.

How do teddy bears keep their den cool in the summer?
-They use bear conditioning.

What kind of water cannot freeze?
-Hot water.

What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
-I Scream.

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
-Because there are lots of fans.

What kind of dessert do you serve at a summer beach party?
-Beach pie.

What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?
-Sand dollars.

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