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Summer Jokes 🌞 in 2022

Why didn’t the sun go to college?
-He already had a million degrees.

How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?
– They use bear conditioning!

What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
-I Scream.

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
-Finland!

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?
-I’m bacon!

What does the sun drink out of?
– Sunglasses

Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation?
-They are hill-arious.

Dear Winter — I’m breaking up with you
– Summer is hotter than you.

How do yellow jackets get to school in the morning?
-By school buzz

What animal is always at a baseball game?
– A bat

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the baseball game?
– All the fans left!

What holds the sun up in the sky?
-Sunbeams

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