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Vegetable jokes ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ’ in 2021

Why do potatoes always argue?
– Because they can never see eye to eye.

Why is it impossible to get angry with a yam?
– Because theyโ€™re such sweet potatoes.

What do you call a fast fungus?
– A mush-vroom.

Which vegetable tells us how old a taxi is?
– Cabbage.

Why couldn’t the vegetable marry the fruit?
– Because it was cantaloupe.

Whatโ€™s the fastest vegetable?
โ€ฆ. a runner bean

Which vegetable loves roller coasters?
– Celerweeeeeeeeeeeee.

Which vegetable is best at kung fu?
– Brock Lee.

Do you know why Cannibals eat Vegetables?
– Easy Prey

How did the vegetables ask to be paid more?
– Leetuce have a raisin celery

How did the farmer fix his jeans?
– With a vegetale patch.

What is a librarianโ€™s favourite vegetable?
– Quiet peas.

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