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Vegetable jokes ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ’ in 2021

Why did the tomato get embarassed?
– Cos it saw the chick pea!

How did the vegetables ask for a pay rise?
– Lettuce have a raisin celery.

What vegetable do you need when you get a flat tire?
– A-spare-I-guess.

What is the worldโ€™s most influential root vegetable?
– Rupert Burdock

Why did the tomato blush?
– Because he saw the salad dressingโ€ฆThank you Tom for this joke

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
– It all smells like carrots to me.

What is a cat’s favourite vegetable?
– As-purr-agus.

How does a vegetable pee?
– With its brussel spout

What vegetable strangles people at the gallery?
– An artichoke

What is small, red and whispers?
– A hoarse radish!

Why did the potato buy suntan lotion?
– So thought she may need it to stop her peeling on holiday.

What happens when you leave corn in the barn for too long?
– It gets cob-webs.

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