Donut Jokes ๐Ÿฉ in 2021

Whatโ€™s the best thing to put in a donut?
-Your teeth.

How can you spot a fashionista donut?
-Theyโ€™re into all the latest glazes.

A guy was in a bakery and accidentally pushed open the door to the back room.
-To his surprise, he saw one of the bakers lying down naked on a counter, kneading bread dough on his chest. The guy turned and said to another baker, “That’s the oddest thing I have ever seen.” The baker replied, “You should see him make the donuts!”

A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
-Itโ€™s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. Theyโ€™re in for a grueling custardy battle.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
-Donuts!! Iโ€™ll see myself out.

I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts…
-… calling it Hole Foods.

Whereโ€™s a donutโ€™s favorite vacation spot?
-The Sahara dessert!

Knock, knock
Whoโ€™s there?
CIA
CIA, who?
-CI ate your last donut!

So, the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone is a police-free area surrounded by police.
-Does that make it a donut hole?

What did the donut say to the Munchkin?
-You complete me!

Whatโ€™s a donutโ€™s favorite lullaby?
-โ€œSprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.โ€

One time the Pillsbury Doughboy attacked me.
-I kicked him in his donuts and ran.

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