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Donut Jokes ๐Ÿฉ in 2021

Why do golfers love donuts?
-Always a hole-in-one!

Warning!
-Donuts will make your clothes shrink.

The arrogant baker declared ‘You’ll never hear a complaint about my donuts outside this shop window’
-The customer agreed ‘It must be the double glazing’

What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
-โ€œDough. Or donut. There is no pie.โ€

Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
-Theyโ€™re always glazing over the important stuff.

I got arrested today
-I got arrest today, apparently you aren’t allowed to do donuts within 200ft of a school zone… the frosting worked as great lubricant though

When do bakers stop making donuts?
-When they get tired of the hole thing.

I used to eat a dozen donuts and hate myself. So I went on a diet, and I have made some real progress!
-Now I hate myself after only one donut!

I’ve heard Dunkin Donuts is going to be the official sponsor of no nut November.
-Their name will be Dunkin Nonuts for a month.

What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
-Anecdoughtal evidence.

Knock Knock
Whoโ€™s there
Justin
Justin who?
-Justin time to make the donuts!

A cream-filled donut and an eclair…
-…decided to get a divorce. It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a long, grueling custardy battle.

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