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Donut Jokes ๐Ÿฉ in 2021

Why did the donut go to the doctor?
-He was feeling crumby.

Iโ€™m opening a dispensary that sells weed and donuts.
-It called glazed and confused.

A cop caught me doing donuts in the parking lot.
-I thought cops loved donuts!

What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
-โ€œDonut hole me back.โ€

Knock knock!
Whoโ€™s there?
Doughnut.
-Doughnut Who?
Doughnut forget to close the door!

At the bakery, A Scotsman asks “Is that a donut or a meringue?”
-“No, you’re right, it’s a donut.

What do you call a bakery that only sells bagels and donuts?
-Hole foods

Why do donuts hate puns so much?
-They donut like to joke around!

What is a donutโ€™s favorite day of the week?
-Fry-day.

Imagine being on Reddit for 2 years…
-And and only getting a lousy cake.
Why can’t I have a doughnut.

The arrogant baker declared, โ€œYouโ€™ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.โ€
-The customer agreed, โ€œIt must be the double glazing.โ€

I allow myself only one donut per year.
-This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.

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