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Donut Jokes 🍩 in 2024

A cop caught me doing donuts in the parking lot.
-I thought cops loved donuts!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
-Doughnut Who?
Doughnut forget to close the door!

The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
-The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”

I allow myself only one donut per year.
-This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.

Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?
-They thought it would be fun for the hole family.

What do you call uncivilized donuts?
-Bavarians.

Why did the donut go to a therapist?
-He felt empty inside.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of Cheerios?
-“Wow! Donut seeds!”

Why hasn’t dunkin donuts been successful in Ireland?
-Because it isn’t drunkin donuts.

What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
-Donut hole me back.

Why did the donut go to the doctor?
-He was feeling crumby.

When do bakers stop making donuts?
-When they get tired of the hole thing.

I used to eat a dozen donuts and hate myself. So I went on a diet, and I have made some real progress!
-Now I hate myself after only one donut!

I’ve heard Dunkin Donuts is going to be the official sponsor of no nut November.
-Their name will be Dunkin Nonuts for a month.

A cream-filled donut and an eclair…
-…decided to get a divorce. It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a long, grueling custardy battle.

How can you spot a fashionista donut?
-They’re into all the latest glazes.

One time I had a donut stuffed with icing
-It was filling!

Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
-The Sahara dessert!

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