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Donut Jokes 🍩 in 2022

Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
-It always went back four seconds

Why do donuts hate puns so much?
-They donut like to joke around!

What are strange donuts made out of?
-Weird doughs…

Why hasn’t dunkin donuts been successful in Ireland?
-Because it isn’t drunkin donuts.

What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
-I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.

What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
-The creme of the crop.

What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
-Donut hole me back.

Why did the donut go to the doctor?
-He was feeling crumby.

I’m opening a dispensary that sells weed and donuts.
-It called glazed and confused.

A cop caught me doing donuts in the parking lot.
-I thought cops loved donuts!

What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
-“Donut hole me back.”

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
-Doughnut Who?
Doughnut forget to close the door!

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