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Donut Jokes 🍩 in 2022

Why hasn’t dunkin donuts been successful in Ireland?
-Because it isn’t drunkin donuts.

What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
-Donut hole me back.

Why did the donut go to the doctor?
-He was feeling crumby.

A cop caught me doing donuts in the parking lot.
-I thought cops loved donuts!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
-Doughnut Who?
Doughnut forget to close the door!

What kind of donuts can fly?
-The plain ones.

Why did the baker quit making donuts?
-He was fed up with the hole business!

What do you call a kilogram of donuts .
-Property of obesity

I allow myself only one donut per year.
-This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.

Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?
-Doughnut forget to do your homework or you will have to go to summer school!

Eyes give everything away.
-A cop pulls over a guy. “Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?” “Gee, officer,” the man says, “Your eyes are awfully glazed-have you been eating donuts?”

Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
-They thought it would be fun for the hole family.

What happened to the renegade donuts?
-They went down in a glaze of glory.

I was turned away when I tried to order a pie from Yoda’s bakery.
-“Dough. Or donut. There is no pie.”

What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
-“Donut Stop Believing.”

There *is* a difference between doughnuts and donuts
-**Ugh!**

What do you see what the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
-Donuts

Why do golfers love donuts?
-Always a hole-in-one!

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