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Flamingo jokes 🦩 in 2023

How do flamingos clean themselves?
– They flaminget a shower.

Why did the flamingo go to the salad bar?
– For the shrimp!

What language do pink birds speak?
– Fla-lingo.

I published a book about flamingos,
– it flew off the shelves.

What spicy, pink breakfast cereal do birds eat?
– Flaming O’s

What does an eagle like to write with?
– A bald-point pen.

Why are flamingos such good patients?
– They’re used to wading.

My roommate is getting annoyed because I won’t stop my flamingo impression.
– So I’ve had to put my foot down.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
– If it lifted up both legs it would fall over!

Why couldn’t anyone see the flamingo?
– It was in de skies.

How are flamingo like ants?
– They both live in colonies.

My SO told me that I should stop pretending to be a flamingo
– I had to put my foot down

Why do flamingos fly south in winter?
– Because it would be too far to walk.

Why did the flamingo cross the road?
– To get to the other side.

Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?
– A re-tail store!

What is a flamingo’s favorite ride at a theme park?
– The flamingo-karts.

What’s the opposite of a flamingo?
– A flamin-stop.

What do you call a dead flamingo?
– A flaminghost

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