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Trucker jokes 🚚 in 2022

Why can’t test tube babies be truck drivers?
– They aren’t Peterbuilt!

How do you make a million dollars in trucking?
– You start with two million dollars.

What do you call a queue of trucks?
– A pickup line

What do a truck driver and a slightly aroused man have in common?
– They both have a semi.

What is the truck drivers favorite part of the movies?
– The trailers

What was the grain truckers favorite band?
– Haulin’ oats.

What did the Mexican truck driver say in his defense when he got pulled over with ten tons of imported snails?
– Es Cargo.

What was the trucker’s excuse when he was late with a shipment of computers?
– “It was a hard drive”

What does a ghost trucker drive?
– Frightliner

What do you call a trucker wearing a suit and tie?
– the defendant

20 Tons of Canaries
There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler; at every stoplight the trucker would get out of the cab, run back and bang on the trailer door.
After seeing this at several intersections in a row the motorist followed him until he pulled into a parking lot.

When they both had come to a stop the truck driver once again jumped out and started banging on the trailer door.
The motorist went up to him and said, “I don’t mean to be nosey but why do you keep banging on that door?”
To which the trucker replied, “Sorry, can’t talk now, I have 20 tons of canaries and a 10 ton limit, so I have to keep half of them flying at all times.”

I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash?
– It had a bad driver!

**bows **

I’ll show myself out.

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