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Trucker jokes 🚚 in 2023
Truckers are vital to the economy and keep products and food moving from sources to the stores. This necessary job does not, however, shield them from the stereotypes and trucker jokes that follow them anywhere they travel. Some are simple and funny while others feed the stereotypes or include insults.
What is the truck drivers favorite part of the movies?
– The trailers
What was the grain truckers favorite band?
– Haulin’ oats.
What was the trucker’s excuse when he was late with a shipment of computers?
– “It was a hard drive”
Why can’t test tube babies be truck drivers?
– They aren’t Peterbuilt!
How do you make a million dollars in trucking?
– You start with two million dollars.
What do ya get when you cross a Peterbuilt, a Kenworth and a Freightshaker?
– A Peter-Worth-Shakin!
What do you call a queue of trucks?
– A pickup line
What does a Schneider truck and an orange barrel have in common?
– They both have a dirt bag in them.
20 Tons of Canaries
There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler; at every stoplight the trucker would get out of the cab, run back and bang on the trailer door.
After seeing this at several intersections in a row the motorist followed him until he pulled into a parking lot.
When they both had come to a stop the truck driver once again jumped out and started banging on the trailer door.
The motorist went up to him and said, “I don’t mean to be nosey but why do you keep banging on that door?”
To which the trucker replied, “Sorry, can’t talk now, I have 20 tons of canaries and a 10 ton limit, so I have to keep half of them flying at all times.”
A doctor sees a “brains for sale” sign in front of a shop.
– He goes in and sees a doctor’s brain is $8 a pound, paramedic brain is $12 a pound, nurses brain is $30 a pound, truck driver is $40, and a lawyer brain is $90 a pound. He asks the person behind the cash register, “Why is a doctor brain worth $8 a pound but a lawyer brain is worth $90?” The cashier responds, “Do you know how many lawyers it takes to make a pound?”
What do a truck driver and a slightly aroused man have in common?
– They both have a semi.
After the COVID-19 pandemic winds down, we should honor truck drivers with a national holiday on October 4th.
– A big 10-4, if you will.
Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?
– The guay station.
My teacher told me I’d never get a job staring out of a window
– I guess I showed her, huh?
What’s a truckers favorite kind of house?
– The ones with the long haul ways!
Have you heard about J.B. Hunt’s new accident kit?
– It comes with a 3 gallons of orange paint and a paint brush.
I got T-boned by a construction delivery truck the other day.
-It came down like a ton of bricks.
Im thinking about getting a second career as a reverse truck driver.
– You know as a backup job.
The Trucking Profession
In 1896 the first “truck” was created for transporting goods from store to home and from fields and farms to the stores. Trucking as it is today was most recognizable in the 1950s and 60s. At this time the highways and roads were more easily navigated, and they were being used more and more to move goods around the country. One liner trucker jokes about the early days, CB radio jokes, and songs about truck driving became popular. The best trucker jokes are those that focus on the tasks, the processes, and the job itself rather than on the people who do it.Some may use corny trucker jokes to imply they are not highly educated or require specialized skills, however that is not exactly true. As with any other job, there are some necessary skills and capabilities that make people successful as truck drivers and cheesy trucker jokes tend to ignore that fact. Clean trucker jokes are focused on how they interact, help others on the road, and even how they can navigate large vehicles into spaces that other drivers may struggle with.
Convoys are often associated with the profession, though they are not a frequent occurrence. When many trucks travel together or are working together for a purpose, forming a convoy is an efficient way to accomplish the task at hand. Convoy jokes are seen throughout many songs, and trucking jokes are sure to stay around for as long as trucks are used to transport goods.
The transportation industry has and continues to rely heavily on trucks to move goods. Short trucker jokes are used throughout the industry as a way to pass the time and to bond with other who have the same jobs. Trucks can move products year round, and they are often able to access some spaces that others are unable too, taking goods across ice roads and through prairies as well. Without these there would be further limits on what good are available in what areas.
The Trucks
The trucks themselves are another source for top trucker jokes. Their oversized loads, towing abilities, and the loud brakes and horns are all things that are the topic of cute trucker jokes. When children share the best trucker jokes for kids at school are other events, they are funny and light hearted.Many children look up to truckers and consider them to be highly skilled and talented. Often this will create the next generation of truckers, as they fall in love with the size and abilities of the trucks themselves, how much people rely on them, and how they interact with the community on their routes. Books, songs, and even some cartoons will use these jokes, along with train jokes, driving jokes, and traveling jokes to bring a focus on the must needed profession.
Transport trucks are large, strong, and loud. This makes them attractive to most children and even many adults. Built to drive long distances and to conquer any roads and weather conditions, they are an important part of society. Small and isolated communities rely on them for the necessities to keep their homes and businesses stocked all year, and they are always happy to see the latest shipments come on the next truck. Meet with joy and relief, especially if there have been delays, they are welcomed by the entire community and in some cases the truckers leave with gifts of appreciation and the satisfaction of a job well done.
Jokes about truckers and trucking are sure to stay fun for many more years, even decades, as they are an absolutely necessary part of the transportation structure of society. People often joke about things that are familiar to them, but that they can’t or don’t do themselves, and this is the root of many of the best trucker jokes.