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Trucker jokes 🚚 in 2024

What is the truck drivers favorite part of the movies?
– The trailers

What was the grain truckers favorite band?
– Haulin’ oats.

What was the trucker’s excuse when he was late with a shipment of computers?
– “It was a hard drive”

Why can’t test tube babies be truck drivers?
– They aren’t Peterbuilt!

How do you make a million dollars in trucking?
– You start with two million dollars.

What do ya get when you cross a Peterbuilt, a Kenworth and a Freightshaker?
– A Peter-Worth-Shakin!

What do you call a queue of trucks?
– A pickup line

What do a truck driver and a slightly aroused man have in common?
– They both have a semi.

After the COVID-19 pandemic winds down, we should honor truck drivers with a national holiday on October 4th.
– A big 10-4, if you will.

What does a Schneider truck and an orange barrel have in common?
– They both have a dirt bag in them.

What’s a truckers favorite kind of house?
– The ones with the long haul ways!

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he’s bored?
– He racism.

20 Tons of Canaries
There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler; at every stoplight the trucker would get out of the cab, run back and bang on the trailer door.
After seeing this at several intersections in a row the motorist followed him until he pulled into a parking lot.

When they both had come to a stop the truck driver once again jumped out and started banging on the trailer door.
The motorist went up to him and said, “I don’t mean to be nosey but why do you keep banging on that door?”
To which the trucker replied, “Sorry, can’t talk now, I have 20 tons of canaries and a 10 ton limit, so I have to keep half of them flying at all times.”

A doctor sees a “brains for sale” sign in front of a shop.
– He goes in and sees a doctor’s brain is $8 a pound, paramedic brain is $12 a pound, nurses brain is $30 a pound, truck driver is $40, and a lawyer brain is $90 a pound. He asks the person behind the cash register, “Why is a doctor brain worth $8 a pound but a lawyer brain is worth $90?” The cashier responds, “Do you know how many lawyers it takes to make a pound?”

My teacher told me I’d never get a job staring out of a window
– I guess I showed her, huh?

On the back of his truck was a sign saying, ‘How am I driving?’
– I thought to myself, “I’ve got no idea either!”

how do you say J.B.Hunt in german???

Im thinking about getting a second career as a reverse truck driver.
– You know as a backup job.

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