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Chemistry jokes 🧪 in 2022

What do you call a clown who’s in jail?
-A silicon.

Why should you go drinking with neutrons?
– Because wherever they go, there’s no charge!

How can you tell the chemist in the restroom?
-He washes his hands BEFORE he goes.

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
-He just couldn’t put it down.

Why can’t lawyers do NMR?
– Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.

What is the chemical formula for sea water?

What is a chemist’s solution to times of hunger?

Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

– Na

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?
-The bartender gives him a smile and says, “For you, no charg

What did one acid say to the other?
-You’re overreacting.

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
-Because it’s pretty basic stuff.

What’s a chemistry teachers favorite thing to teach about?
-Ammonia, because it’s pretty basic stuff.

What can you make with 6.023 x 1023 avocados?

How about the chemical workers
-… are they unionized?

What element is derived from a Norse god?

Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide?

What is the difference between sea lion and a seal?
-An electron.

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

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