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Chemistry jokes ๐Ÿงช in 2021

Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

– Na

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?
-The bartender gives him a smile and says, “For you, no charg

What did one acid say to the other?
-Youโ€™re overreacting.

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
-Because it’s pretty basic stuff.

What’s a chemistry teachers favorite thing to teach about?
-Ammonia, because it’s pretty basic stuff.

What can you make with 6.023 x 1023 avocados?
-Guacamole

How about the chemical workers
-โ€ฆ are they unionized?

What element is derived from a Norse god?
-Thorium.

Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide?
-NO!

What is the difference between sea lion and a seal?
-An electron.

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
-HeHe

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
-They’re cheaper than day rates!

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