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Chemistry jokes 🧪 in 2023

Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

– Na

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?
-The bartender gives him a smile and says, “For you, no charg

What did one acid say to the other?
-You’re overreacting.

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
-Because it’s pretty basic stuff.

What’s a chemistry teachers favorite thing to teach about?
-Ammonia, because it’s pretty basic stuff.

What can you make with 6.023 x 1023 avocados?
-Guacamole

How about the chemical workers
-… are they unionized?

What element is derived from a Norse god?
-Thorium.

Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide?
-NO!

What is the difference between sea lion and a seal?
-An electron.

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
-HeHe

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
-They’re cheaper than day rates!

What did the cat say after drinking methanol?
-MeOH MeOH

What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?
– Separation anxiety..

What happens when you lower your body temperature to -273°C?
– TNothing, you’re perfectly 0K!

What do cowboy chemists say to their horses?
-HIO Ag!

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
– How did it go?
It went OK2!

What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
-He was booked for a salt and battery.

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