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NFL jokes ๐Ÿˆ in 2023

Why did the football player refuse to play in the heat? He didn’t want to get too hot to handle.

Why did the football player go to the grocery store? To pick up some extra points.

Why did the football player refuse to play on a gravel field? He didn’t want to get sacked.

Why did the football team go to the beach? To work on their sandlot plays.

Why did the football coach go to the movie theater? To watch “Friday Night Lights.”

Why did the football player quit? He was tired of punting.

Why did the football player refuse to play in the cold? He didn’t want to get frost-bitten.

Why did the football team go to the bowling alley? To work on their onside kick recoveries.

Why did the football team go to the pool? To work on their diving catches.

Why did the football team go to the museum? To study the history of football.

Why did the football player go to the bank? To get a loan for a new helmet.

Why did the quarterback refuse to take a shower? He didn’t want to wash off his winning streak.

Why did the football coach go to the movie theater? To watch “Remember the Titans.”

Why did the football player refuse to play on a bouncy castle field? He didn’t want to get sacked by the inflatable defenders.

Why did the football player refuse to play in the rain? He didn’t want to get a soggy touchdown.

Why did the football player go to the bank? To deposit his touchdown money.

Why did the football coach go to the library? To study the playbook.

Why did the football team go to the bowling alley? To work on their end-zone celebrations.

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