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NFL jokes ๐Ÿˆ in 2024

Why did the football player refuse to play in the heat? He didn’t want to get too hot to handle.

Why did the football team go to the gym? To work on their field goals.

Why did the football player refuse to play on a field with ants? He didn’t want to get sacked by the insects.

Why did the football team go to the beach? To practice their deep passes.

Why did the football player go to the bank? To get his quarterback loan.

Why did the football team go to the gym? To work on their endzone dances.

Why did the football player refuse to play in the mud? He didn’t want to get dirty looks from his coach.

Why did the football player go to the bank? To deposit his rush-ings.

Why did the football team go to the arcade? To work on their quarterback scrambles.

Why did the football player go to the bank? To get his check from the tackle.

Why did the football team go to the bowling alley? To practice their end-over-end kicks.

Why did the football player go to the bank? To get his pay-terback.

Why did the football team go to the arcade? To work on their quarterback audibles.

Why did the football team go to the bowling alley? To work on their passing game.

Why did the football coach go to the grocery store? To pick up some extra goal-line packages.

Why did the football player go to the dentist? To get his quarterback.

Why did the football player refuse to play on a grass field? He was allergic to touchdowns.

Why did the football team go to the bowling alley? To practice their Hail Marys.

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