Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Skeleton Jokes 💀 in 2022

What did the skeleton bring to the picnic?
-Spare ribs.

Why did the skeleton eat alone?
-He had no body to eat with.

Just took a quiz to find out what my spirit Halloween monster is …
– … apparently, deep down inside I’m a skeleton.

How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
-He could feel it in his bones.

A skeleton goes into a bar and the bartender asks,”What”ll it be Bones?”
-The skeleton replies,”Two beers and a mop.”

What is a skeleton’s weapon of choice?
-A bone and marrow.

What is a skeleton’s favourite mode of transport?
-A scare-plane.

Do you guys wanna hear a skeleton joke?
-Never mind. I don’t have the guts to tell one.

Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at the joke?
-Because he didn’t have a funny bone.

Why did the skeleton student stay late at school?
-He was boning up for his exam.

How do skeletons get COVID?
-From the coffin!

Why does the skeleton go to church?
-It keeps him on the straight and marrow.

Why was the skeleton so calm?
-Because nothing got under his skin.

Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
-Because they don’t have any organs!

How do the French study the skeleton?
-They take your Bonaparte.

What does a skeleton fly in if his scare-plane isn’t available?
-A skele-copter.

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
-Bone-Appetit!

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
-Spare ribs.

Most Popular Categories

All Categories v

  • Submit a joke
  • Follow us on Facebook