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Skeleton Jokes 💀 in 2023

What did the skeleton bring to the picnic?
-Spare ribs.

What is a skeletons favorite board game?
-Tibial Pursuit

What do you call a skeleton in a fedora?
-Indiana Bones.

Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
-His heart wasn’t in it.

What is a skeleton’s favourite mode of transport?
-A scare-plane.

Do you guys wanna hear a skeleton joke?
-Never mind. I don’t have the guts to tell one.

Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at the joke?
-Because he didn’t have a funny bone.

Why did the skeleton student stay late at school?
-He was boning up for his exam.

How do skeletons get COVID?
-From the coffin!

Why does the skeleton go to church?
-It keeps him on the straight and marrow.

Why was the skeleton so calm?
-Because nothing got under his skin.

Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
-Because they don’t have any organs!

How do the French study the skeleton?
-They take your Bonaparte.

What does a skeleton fly in if his scare-plane isn’t available?
-A skele-copter.

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
-Spare ribs.

What do bony people use to get into their homes?
-A skeleton key.

Did you hear about the skeleton who dropped out of medical school?
-He didn’t have the stomach for it.

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