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Skeleton Jokes ๐Ÿ’€ in 2021

What did the skeleton bring to the picnic?
-Spare ribs.

Why didnโ€™t the skeleton cross the road?
-He didnโ€™t have the guts to

Why did the skeleton get in a bar fight?
-Because he couldnโ€™t hold his liquor.

Why do skeletons hate the cold?
-It sends chills up their spine.

What did the skeleton say before eating dinner?
-Bone-appetite.

What do skeletons use for the roofs of their houses?
-Shin-gles.

Why can’t the skeleton have any children?
-Because he has a hollow weinee

Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
-Because he had no body to dance with.

what did the skeleton say to his enemy
– I’ve got a *bone* to pick with you

Why didn’t the skeleton rob the bank?
– Because he didn’t have the guts.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
-No body.

What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
-The grim sweeper

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