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Cactus jokes 🌵🌵 in 2022

What did the boy cactus say to the girl cactus?
– You prickle my fancy.

The two cactus best friends patched up after an ugly fight. One said to the other, “Let’s stick together from now on.”

A cactus once won 100,000 dollars in a lottery, but while he was going to pick the money up, he lost the ticket. The prickle finger of fate was certainly cruel to him.

You’re so kinky you’re like a sexy cactus.

“Gary, you need to be less selfish. Remember, it’s cact-us.”
– “Actually, sweetie, the plural is cact-I.”

I’m on pins and needles.

I trusted my cactus, but it seems that he just stabbed me in the back.

When the little cactus won her first trophy in school, she came back home shouting to everyone: “I have some plantastic news.”

What did the happy cactus say to the grumpy cactus?
– “Don’t be so prickly.”

What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
– Is that you, Dad?

There was once a guy who took an art class that concentrated on cactus photography. He said it was a very pricky subject.

The cactus was going through a rough patch. His neighbor tried to brighten her up by saying, “Hey, things might be rough, but you are still blooming.”

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