The cactus needles are a great source of cactus jokes for people everywhere. Other jokes will discuss other characteristics of the plants, including how they grow, where they grow, what types of people keep them in homes, and even animal jokes about how animals interact with plants.
Someone stole the succulent plants from the house next door the other day. That was aloe move.
A group of cacti was going to a music show, and one of their friends was late. So they called him and said, “Will you please come prickly?”
What does a cactus smell like when you get too close?
Why do coyotes howl in the night?
– Because they can only see the cacti in the day.
I heard about a man that fell on a cactus the other day. He said he’ll be sure to pay attention a lot more sharply next time.
The cactus who was turning 16, decided to throw a sweet 16 birthday party. Her friend said: “I hope your birthday party planning is on point.”
What did the little cacti say to the big cactus when they were running away?
– “Cactus if you can!”
What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
– Is that you, Dad?
What do you call a rude cactus?
– A prick.
The male cactus decided to propose to the female cactus. He went to her and said, “I’m ready to go from cact-i to cact-us.”
The cactus finally got his certification to practice medicine. He was now a doctor in spike-ology.
Is there something wrong with your cactus?
– Yes, but I can’t put my finger on it.
A man decided to put a few succulents at the front of all his windows. When his wife asked why he did it, he told her, “Because darling, aloe view.”
We went to the comedy show last week where a comedian told many cactus jokes. It was not all that it was cactus to be.
What did the happy cactus say to the grumpy cactus?
– Don’t be so prickly.
What did the food critic call the cactus pie?
– A succulent meal.
Two cacti were getting married. The husband cactus said in his vows, “I promise never to desert you.”
Prickly as a Cactus
Cacti have small prickles rather than leaves, to avoid losing as much water to the environment and keeping them healthy in desert and other locations. These make the cactus prickly, and they will end up as slivers in the hands of those who touch them, or wherever the bump the plant. Funny cactus jokes comparing them to people who can be hard to get along with or who seem to not welcome interactions with new people, are a very common and popular joke. This particular one liner cactus joke has been passed around from generations and is very well known, leading to the word having more than one meaning and referring to people with some personality types.
Other things are also compared to the prickliness of a cactus, including cats and other pets. These figures of speech are part of some corny cactus jokes and are popular especially among one generation. Small cactus cartoons and characters are often made to be kind, gentle, and sweet to counteract the assumption of them being prickly. In kids cartoons and decorations they are pictured as small and friendly. They have fun catch phrases and make friends with cartoon animals
and other plants. Often used to gain the attention of people who are looking for something different, they have become an often used design in accessories. Included in decorations, summer plates and serving items, and even shoes and clothing, they are becoming a symbol of summer and warm weather.
Dessert Plants Grow Anywhere
Other top cactus jokes are aimed at their ability to grow almost anywhere. They live in harsh climates where many other plants and animals are unable to survive. This ability to survive and overcome many obstacles and limitations feeds cheesy cactus jokes about survival of the fittest. Short cactus jokes about them not needing much care, or preferring to be ignored, are also common top cactus jokes.
Cute cactus jokes for kids
are often more about making cut cactus pictures or characters and having them say cute phrases. These may allude to the living conditions of a cactus, assign them personality traits, and even have them make their own funny cactus jokes.
Animals and People with Cactus Plants
The interactions between people or animals and cactus plants are the source of some of the best cactus jokes. Cactus needles keep both people and animals away from them as a way to protect themselves. However, this also makes them seem slightly dangerous or difficult to own. While they are fairly low maintenance, they can cause minor scratches and slivers in both people and pets. Short cactus jokes are often relating to avoiding touching a cactus, to not bother one, and how they survive well alone.
Animals are often intrigued and will sniff or paw at a cactus and be rewarded with prickles in their paws or nose. Animal jokes
about how they do this even after they have tried a few times are often used to make fun of the animal and to laugh at their expense. As animals learn to move around them with care it can feed more funny cactus jokes and even bully jokes and plant jokes
about how it taught the pet how to behave.
The comparison of people who have cacti to the characteristics of a cactus or an introvert are also fairly common short cactus jokes. It is often said that you can tell a lot about a person by the kind of plants that they choose for their home, and those who select cacti and succulents enjoy beautiful plants and the low maintenance of these plants. They are hardy and can live for several years with little care and effort, and often suggested for people who travel a lot or who are busy and do not have the time to care for many plants. Plant jokes are popular among many people, and they often include cacti, succulents, and flowers as well.