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Disney Jokes 👸 in 2023

What does Olaf eat for lunch?

Why was Tigger in the toilet?
-He was looking for Pooh!

Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?
-He thought he might get a hole in one.

What is Captain Hooks favorite restaurant?

Why does Snow White always treat each of the Seven Dwarfs equally?
-Because she’s the fairest of them all.”

Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
-From the second hand store.

Why did Snow White wait outside the Main Street Photo Supply Co. in Disneyland?
-She had been told that someday her Prints would come.

Why does Alice ask so many questions?
-Because she’s in Wonderland.

How do you catch Chip N Dale?
– Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

Why did Mickey go into outerspace?
– To find Pluto!

What is Grumpy’s favorite fruit?
-Sour Grapes.

Why was Cinderella so very bad at soccer?
-Because she was always running away from the ball, kept losing her shoes, and she had a pumpkin for a coach!

Why did none of the toys want to go to Sid Phillips birthday party?
-Because it was a Barbie-Q.

Where does Olaf keep his money?
– In a snow bank.

Why does peter pan fly?
– ‘Cause he never never lands

How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?

How did Mickey feel when he first saw Minnie?
– It was glove at first sight.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig?
– A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.

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