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Disney Jokes ๐Ÿ‘ธ in 2021

How do you catch Chip N Dale?
– Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

What does Olaf eat for lunch?
-Icebergers.

Does Mr. Otterton listen to Gazelle?
– Yes, he’s a rabid fan.

Why did Dopey take a box of crayons with him into the bedroom?
-Snow White asked him to draw the curtains.

What did Mickey Mouse say when Minnie Mouse Asked if he was listening?
– I’m all ears!

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
– Because she will Let it go.

How many men does it take to whoop a tiger?
– None. Mowgli can do it all by himself!

What kind of blush does Mulan wear?
-Mulan Rouge

What is Captain Hooks favorite restaurant?
-Arrrgh-by’s

What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
-Hunny!

What doesn’t Alice like about Wonderland?
-The drama queen of hearts.

Why does Snow White always treat each of the Seven Dwarfs equally?
-Because she’s the fairest of them all.”

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