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Disney Jokes 👸 in 2023

Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?
-He thought he might get a hole in one.

What is Grumpy’s favorite fruit?
-Sour Grapes.

Why was Cinderella so very bad at soccer?
-Because she was always running away from the ball, kept losing her shoes, and she had a pumpkin for a coach!

What does Olaf eat for lunch?

Why was Tigger in the toilet?
-He was looking for Pooh!

What is Captain Hooks favorite restaurant?

Why does Snow White always treat each of the Seven Dwarfs equally?
-Because she’s the fairest of them all.”

Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
-From the second hand store.

Why did Snow White wait outside the Main Street Photo Supply Co. in Disneyland?
-She had been told that someday her Prints would come.

Why does Alice ask so many questions?
-Because she’s in Wonderland.

How do you catch Chip N Dale?
– Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

Why did Mickey go into outerspace?
– To find Pluto!

What do you call Wall-E’s cousin who cleans floors?
-Floor-E duh!

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into outer space?
-He wanted to find Pluto.

What kind of vegetable do you get when Dumbo walks through your garden?

What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas Carol?
-Jungle Bells!

Which state reminds Mickey of his gal?

What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede?
– Move fasta (Mufasa)

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