Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Disney Jokes 👸 in 2022

Why was Tigger in the toilet?
-He was looking for Pooh!

What is Captain Hooks favorite restaurant?
-Arrrgh-by’s

How do you catch Chip N Dale?
– Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

What does Olaf eat for lunch?
-Icebergers.

What did Mickey say when Minnie asked him if he was listening?
– “I’m all ears!”

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
-Because it was too tired.

Where do Disney characters like to eat?
-Mickey D’s (Mcdonald’s)

What do you get when you throw a bell pepper into a rose bush and “Shake It Up”?
– Bella Thorne.

What do you call a stupid Disney character?
-Dumbo

What is Clarabelle’s favorite party game?
– Moo-sical chairs

What did Simba tell Nala he wanted to eat?
– RRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWW (Roar) Chicken!

What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?
– He has a meltdown!

Most Popular Categories

All Categories

  • Submit a joke
  • Follow us on Facebook