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Disney Jokes ๐Ÿ‘ธ in 2021

How do you catch Chip N Dale?
– Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

Why was Cinderella so very bad at soccer?
-Because she was always running away from the ball, kept losing her shoes, and she had a pumpkin for a coach!

Why did Sleepy take firewood to bed with him?
– He wanted to sleep like a log.

What do you call a dog who bites Queen Elsa?
– a pupsicle.

Why is Halle Bailey the perfect Ariel?
-Because she’s cute as shell.

What do you call a long pen?
– PENochio.

What did the Daisy Duck say when she bought lipstick?
-Put it on my bill.

What does Olaf eat for lunch?
-Icebergers.

Why did none of the toys want to go to Sid Phillips birthday party?
-Because it was a Barbie-Q.

Where does Olaf keep his money?
– In a snow bank.

Why does peter pan fly?
– ‘Cause he never never lands

How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?
-Mouserable.

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