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Disney Jokes 👸 in 2024

Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?
-He thought he might get a hole in one.

Why did Mickey go into outerspace?
– To find Pluto!

What is Grumpy’s favorite fruit?
-Sour Grapes.

Why was Cinderella so very bad at soccer?
-Because she was always running away from the ball, kept losing her shoes, and she had a pumpkin for a coach!

What does Olaf eat for lunch?

How do you catch Chip N Dale?
– Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

What is Mickey’s favorite treat?
– Mice cream

Why was Tigger in the toilet?
-He was looking for Pooh!

What is Captain Hooks favorite restaurant?

Why does Snow White always treat each of the Seven Dwarfs equally?
-Because she’s the fairest of them all.”

Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
-From the second hand store.

Why did Snow White wait outside the Main Street Photo Supply Co. in Disneyland?
-She had been told that someday her Prints would come.

Why does Alice ask so many questions?
-Because she’s in Wonderland.

Why are there no planes where peter pan lives?
-Because there is a sign that says “Never Neverland”!

How does Clarabelle Cow feel when she’s sad?

What’s the Cheshire Cat’s favorite drink?
-Evaporated Milk

Why did Goofy stare at the label on the orange juice all day?
-Because the carton said concentrate.

Where can you find a little mermaid?
-Under the sea!

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