Disney Jokes ๐Ÿ‘ธ in 2021

What did Woody say to Buzz Lightyear?
– A lot. There were three movies

Why do airplane pilots always fly past Peter Pan’s home?
– They see the sign that says Never Land.

When does Mickey put up his new calendar?
– On new ears eve.

Why did Mickey go into outerspace?
– To find Pluto!

Why was Cinderella no good at football?
– Because her coach was a pumpkin.

How much does Izzy the pirate pay to get her ear peirced?
– A buck an ear

What do you call Wall-E’s cousin who cleans floors?
-Floor-E duh!

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into outer space?
-He wanted to find Pluto.

What kind of vegetable do you get when Dumbo walks through your garden?
-Squash

What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas Carol?
-Jungle Bells!

What is Grumpy’s favorite fruit?
-Sour Grapes.

Which state reminds Mickey of his gal?
-Minniesota

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