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Disney Jokes 👸 in 2022

What does Olaf eat for lunch?
-Icebergers.

Why was Tigger in the toilet?
-He was looking for Pooh!

What is Captain Hooks favorite restaurant?
-Arrrgh-by’s

How do you catch Chip N Dale?
– Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

Why did none of the toys want to go to Sid Phillips birthday party?
-Because it was a Barbie-Q.

Where does Olaf keep his money?
– In a snow bank.

Why does peter pan fly?
– ‘Cause he never never lands

How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?
-Mouserable.

How did Mickey feel when he first saw Minnie?
– It was glove at first sight.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig?
– A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.

Why did Simba’s father die?
-Because he couldn’t Mu-fasa (move faster)

Where does Ariel go when one of her friends is missing?
-The Lost-and-Flounder Department.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?
– Show me the honey.

What do you call a dancing ghost?
– Polka-haunt-us

What is Peter Pans favorite restaurant?
– I dont know!…..WENDYS

Why do people go to Disneyland?
-So they can get a little goofy!

What do you call Daisy Duck when she leads the orchestra?
-A con-duck-tor.

What is Mickey’s favorite treat?
– Mice cream

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