Planets are the main topic of most conversations about space, and as the most talked about planet, Earth jokes are a huge part of those. Planet jokes are fun for everyone and most people have the basic knowledge that allows them to find them funny no matter when they are shared.
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar..
– But they didn’t planet…
I hope Planet Fitness really is a judgement free zone
– Gonna be taking my dumps there for the next couple weeks.
I went up to Serena Williams.
– I said, “Serena, what’s your favourite planet?”
She said, “It’s Venus.”
I said, “Oh sorry, Venus, what’s your favourite planet?”
Maybe Jesus didn’t like your chocolates
– So aliens come to earth and they’re Sooo nice. There’s a huge televised event with all the world leaders in attendance.
The Pope asks, “Do you know of Jesus Christ?”
The aliens say, “Do we Ever? Awesome guy!! Swings by the planet every couple of years to say Hi!”
The Pope exclaims, “Every couple of years?? What!!?? We’re still waiting for his second coming!”
The alien replies, “Maybe he didn’t like your chocolate?”
The Pope is flabbergasted, “What does chocolate have to do with anything?”
The alien says, “Well when he came the first time, we gave him a huge box of chocolates! Why? What did you guys give him?”
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
There was an astronaut who landed on an alien planet inhabited by several beautiful women.
– When he climbed out of his spaceship, he was approached by the women, who were all some 20 feet taller. One came up to him and asked, ‘I suppose you want to see the leader?’ The astronaut looked up at her, and replied:
“’Take me to your ladder. I’ll see your leader later.’”
I called Serena Williams. I said, “Serena, what’s your favorite planet?”
– She said, “It’s Venus.”
Me: I’m sorry Venus. Could you put Serena on the phone?
Jupiter heard from Neptune that Pluto was pregnant.
– Jupiter said to Pluto “Congratulations! I was surprised to hear that you’re expecting!”
To which Pluto replied “Thanks. Yeah, I definitely didn’t planet!”
There must be another planet somewhere with worms.
– Otherwise why would we call ours Earth worms
What did earth tell the other planets?
– Get a life!
What do you call an undiscovered planet?
– I don’t know… It doesn’t have a name yet.
You can be the most beautiful woman on the planet but if you can’t cook
– don’t worry I can
What is Hitlers least favourite planet
How do astronauts make sure their mission goes smoothly?
– They planet.
Why can’t Superman attend the Daily Planet meeting?
– Because Clark Can’t.
Scientists have discovered a planet populated entirely by robots.
– They call it Mars.
How do astronomers organize a party?
– **They planet.**
On October 31st, we will have a full moon, and the 7th planet from the sun will be its brightest…
– So when someone sees the moon that day, they will likely see Uranus too…
Planet Name Jokes
The names of the planets are very commonly used in the funniest space jokes. Planet jokes for kids
especially will reference the names of the planet as a way to remember which planet is which and how to pronounce their names. Kids tend to love outer space and discussing it with their friends and family. They share what they know, learn new things, and use the top planet jokes and the best space jokes
to share with people how much they know.
Clean planet jokes are great in schools and on kids’ educational shows as they make the learning fun and make the names easier to remember. Rhyming and songs are other ways in which these topics are frequently taught, and the songs that include the best planet jokes are sure to be a big hit with all the listeners.
Jokes About Planets Characteristics
Each planet has a set of characteristics that makes it unique. Saturn jokes are often about its rings, Uranus jokes about how it is pronounced, and Pluto jokes are frequently over how small it is and even that it is no longer considered a planet. Each of these shares a unique characteristic about the planet that it is about, and how that characteristic makes it different from all of the other planets. There are even funny planet jokes about what they would say to each other if they could talk and were closer together.
Posters and other items are placed around schools and science centers using space puns
and jokes to point out things about each planet. These are likely to be remembered and enjoyed for several years to come and are greatly enjoyed by the classes who attend fieldtrips and see more of the phrases, figures of speech, and hilarious planet jokes as they see in class.
Many of the topics for space jokes revolve around the stars, sun, and planets. Sun jokes and star jokes are both used in the same places and around the same people as other cheesy planet jokes. Jokes about the enormity of the space that lies outside of the atmosphere we see are plentiful and there are many hilarious planet jokes.
Even with everything that is already known about space, there is a lot that is not known. Most of it is completely unexplored and even the highest power telescopes can only see so far. Telescope jokes around observatories and the people who spend time in them are often received with laughter and are popular in the universities and research areas. Silly planet jokes about those that are not visible from Earth, and those about how Earth itself look from space are fair game in any classes that are speaking about the solar system and even in displays and projects.
Kids begin to learn about space at a young age, and whether they continue that interest into adulthood or not there are always silly space jokes and hilarious planet jokes that follow them as they grow. One of the most common is the reference to someone who is not paying attention or who is unable to grasp a consent as being “out to space”. This figure of speech implies that they are thinking about things such as space rather than focusing on the things that are around them and what they need to be doing. This is a very old joke, and has become much more of a figure of speech that is accepted wild, though it is still insulting in it’s way.
The milky way and other constellations also have several funny jokes about them and their names. They are named for how they look or how they were discovered, and occasionally the name seems to be the joke itself, such as the milky way that was named after it’s appearance of flowing milk. Naming constellations and finding patterns in the stars is something that many people aspire to, and while they work towards that they will enjoy the funniest of the space and planet jokes.