Planets are the main topic of most conversations about space, and as the most talked about planet, Earth jokes are a huge part of those. Planet jokes are fun for everyone and most people have the basic knowledge that allows them to find them funny no matter when they are shared.
What kind of music do planets like?
What do vegan black holes say?
– “I’m on a strictly planet based diet”
What’s Hitler’s least favorite planet?
Why did Pluto have such a terrible vacation?
– Because he didn’t planet well.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
– “You guys have no life!”
Earth is the third planet from the sun.
– Earth is the third planet from the sun.
My friend is the most average person on the planet yet he loves to go around judging and criticising other people
– He’s really mean
Earth, Venus, Mars, and Jupiter were going to setup a party
– But they failed because nobody knew how to planet
How do you memorialize the death of a planet?
– You write an orbituary.
One alien says to another, “The dominant life forms on the planet earth appear to have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons.”
– The second alien replies, “Are they an emerging intelligence?”
The first alien says, “I don’t think so, they have them aimed at themselves.”
How do planets staying busy during hunting seaso
– By shooting stars
How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?
In space, two aliens are talking to each other very closely
– The first alien says, “The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons.”
The second alien asks, “Are they an emerging intelligence?”
The first alien says, “I don’t think so, they have aimed at themselves”
– A bear, a lion and a bat meet up. The bear says, “If I roar in the forests of North America, the entire forest is shivering with fear.” The lion says, “And if I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire savannah is afraid of me.”
“Big deal!” says the bat. “All I have to do is cough, and the entire planet shuts down.”
The planet earth can’t possibly be flat.
– If it was cats would have pushed everything not nailed down off the edge.
Why do all planets want to date black holes?
– Because they’re so attractive!
– s a space pirate’s favorite planet?
I’m not racist, but…
– If I could put an end to any race on the entire planet, I’d get rid of the marathon.
Planet Name Jokes
The names of the planets are very commonly used in the funniest space jokes. Planet jokes for kids
especially will reference the names of the planet as a way to remember which planet is which and how to pronounce their names. Kids tend to love outer space and discussing it with their friends and family. They share what they know, learn new things, and use the top planet jokes and the best space jokes
to share with people how much they know.
Clean planet jokes are great in schools and on kids’ educational shows as they make the learning fun and make the names easier to remember. Rhyming and songs are other ways in which these topics are frequently taught, and the songs that include the best planet jokes are sure to be a big hit with all the listeners.
Jokes About Planets Characteristics
Each planet has a set of characteristics that makes it unique. Saturn jokes are often about its rings, Uranus jokes about how it is pronounced, and Pluto jokes are frequently over how small it is and even that it is no longer considered a planet. Each of these shares a unique characteristic about the planet that it is about, and how that characteristic makes it different from all of the other planets. There are even funny planet jokes about what they would say to each other if they could talk and were closer together.
Posters and other items are placed around schools and science centers using space puns
and jokes to point out things about each planet. These are likely to be remembered and enjoyed for several years to come and are greatly enjoyed by the classes who attend fieldtrips and see more of the phrases, figures of speech, and hilarious planet jokes as they see in class.
Many of the topics for space jokes revolve around the stars, sun, and planets. Sun jokes and star jokes are both used in the same places and around the same people as other cheesy planet jokes. Jokes about the enormity of the space that lies outside of the atmosphere we see are plentiful and there are many hilarious planet jokes.
Even with everything that is already known about space, there is a lot that is not known. Most of it is completely unexplored and even the highest power telescopes can only see so far. Telescope jokes around observatories and the people who spend time in them are often received with laughter and are popular in the universities and research areas. Silly planet jokes about those that are not visible from Earth, and those about how Earth itself look from space are fair game in any classes that are speaking about the solar system and even in displays and projects.
Kids begin to learn about space at a young age, and whether they continue that interest into adulthood or not there are always silly space jokes and hilarious planet jokes that follow them as they grow. One of the most common is the reference to someone who is not paying attention or who is unable to grasp a consent as being “out to space”. This figure of speech implies that they are thinking about things such as space rather than focusing on the things that are around them and what they need to be doing. This is a very old joke, and has become much more of a figure of speech that is accepted wild, though it is still insulting in it’s way.
The milky way and other constellations also have several funny jokes about them and their names. They are named for how they look or how they were discovered, and occasionally the name seems to be the joke itself, such as the milky way that was named after it’s appearance of flowing milk. Naming constellations and finding patterns in the stars is something that many people aspire to, and while they work towards that they will enjoy the funniest of the space and planet jokes.