Planets are the main topic of most conversations about space, and as the most talked about planet, Earth jokes are a huge part of those. Planet jokes are fun for everyone and most people have the basic knowledge that allows them to find them funny no matter when they are shared.
Elon Musk’s right when he says aliens may be living among us.
– That explains why some people keep making rockets and trying to leave the planet.
David Attenborough (Planet Earth Narrator) went to church
– He wished to observe the predators up close in their natural habitat.
BREAKING NEWS: NASA announces Mars Rover discovered new feline-like life form on the Red Planet
– Unfortunately, it ran over the newly discovered creature. Yes, it seems Curiosity killed the cat.
How does earth and mars schedule a vacation
– They planet
Why can’t you tell anyone about space?
– Because it too out of this world!
They say one out of every 5 people on the planet is Chinese.
– The thing is, there’s 5 people in my family. On of us must be Chinese.
I know it can’t be me. I’m pretty sure it’s not my mon or dad.
That leaves my brothers: Shawn, and Zhang Wei.
Whispers: *I think it’s Shawn…*
/r/Jokes/ wins Friend of the Planet award!
– for 95% recycled content.
Scientists have discovered a planet populated entirely by robots.
– maybe then republicans would want to save it.
Three “facts” school taught me that turned out to be false
– 1. Pluto is a planet
2. You won’t always have a calculator in your pocket
3. Girls don’t like having their hair pulled
Why are hyenas the healthiest animals on the planet?
– Because laughter is the best medicine.
Scientists recently discovered that there’s no such thing as gravity…
– This planet just sucks.
My favorite name for a planet is Saturn…
– it has a nice ring to it.
Planet Name Jokes
The names of the planets are very commonly used in the funniest space jokes. Planet jokes for kids
especially will reference the names of the planet as a way to remember which planet is which and how to pronounce their names. Kids tend to love outer space and discussing it with their friends and family. They share what they know, learn new things, and use the top planet jokes and the best space jokes
to share with people how much they know.
Clean planet jokes are great in schools and on kids’ educational shows as they make the learning fun and make the names easier to remember. Rhyming and songs are other ways in which these topics are frequently taught, and the songs that include the best planet jokes are sure to be a big hit with all the listeners.
Jokes About Planets Characteristics
Each planet has a set of characteristics that makes it unique. Saturn jokes are often about its rings, Uranus jokes about how it is pronounced, and Pluto jokes are frequently over how small it is and even that it is no longer considered a planet. Each of these shares a unique characteristic about the planet that it is about, and how that characteristic makes it different from all of the other planets. There are even funny planet jokes about what they would say to each other if they could talk and were closer together.
Posters and other items are placed around schools and science centers using space puns
and jokes to point out things about each planet. These are likely to be remembered and enjoyed for several years to come and are greatly enjoyed by the classes who attend fieldtrips and see more of the phrases, figures of speech, and hilarious planet jokes as they see in class.
Many of the topics for space jokes revolve around the stars, sun, and planets. Sun jokes and star jokes are both used in the same places and around the same people as other cheesy planet jokes. Jokes about the enormity of the space that lies outside of the atmosphere we see are plentiful and there are many hilarious planet jokes.
Even with everything that is already known about space, there is a lot that is not known. Most of it is completely unexplored and even the highest power telescopes can only see so far. Telescope jokes around observatories and the people who spend time in them are often received with laughter and are popular in the universities and research areas. Silly planet jokes about those that are not visible from Earth, and those about how Earth itself look from space are fair game in any classes that are speaking about the solar system and even in displays and projects.
Kids begin to learn about space at a young age, and whether they continue that interest into adulthood or not there are always silly space jokes and hilarious planet jokes that follow them as they grow. One of the most common is the reference to someone who is not paying attention or who is unable to grasp a consent as being “out to space”. This figure of speech implies that they are thinking about things such as space rather than focusing on the things that are around them and what they need to be doing. This is a very old joke, and has become much more of a figure of speech that is accepted wild, though it is still insulting in it’s way.
The milky way and other constellations also have several funny jokes about them and their names. They are named for how they look or how they were discovered, and occasionally the name seems to be the joke itself, such as the milky way that was named after it’s appearance of flowing milk. Naming constellations and finding patterns in the stars is something that many people aspire to, and while they work towards that they will enjoy the funniest of the space and planet jokes.