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Planet jokes 🪐🌍🌑 in 2022

Elon Musk’s right when he says aliens may be living among us.
– That explains why some people keep making rockets and trying to leave the planet.

David Attenborough (Planet Earth Narrator) went to church
– He wished to observe the predators up close in their natural habitat.

BREAKING NEWS: NASA announces Mars Rover discovered new feline-like life form on the Red Planet
– Unfortunately, it ran over the newly discovered creature. Yes, it seems Curiosity killed the cat.

How does earth and mars schedule a vacation
– They planet

Why can’t you tell anyone about space?
– Because it too out of this world!

They say one out of every 5 people on the planet is Chinese.
– The thing is, there’s 5 people in my family. On of us must be Chinese.
I know it can’t be me. I’m pretty sure it’s not my mon or dad.
That leaves my brothers: Shawn, and Zhang Wei.

Whispers: *I think it’s Shawn…*

/r/Jokes/ wins Friend of the Planet award!
– for 95% recycled content.

Scientists have discovered a planet populated entirely by robots.
– maybe then republicans would want to save it.

Three “facts” school taught me that turned out to be false
– 1. Pluto is a planet
2. You won’t always have a calculator in your pocket
3. Girls don’t like having their hair pulled

Why are hyenas the healthiest animals on the planet?
– Because laughter is the best medicine.

Scientists recently discovered that there’s no such thing as gravity…
– This planet just sucks.

My favorite name for a planet is Saturn…
– it has a nice ring to it.

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