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Roses are red violets are blue Jokes 🌹 in 2022

Roses are red, But violets aren’t blue,
-They’re purple, you dope, Now go get a clue.

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
-Sorry to say,I’m not into you.

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
-Sheep go baah,And cows go moo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
-Depending on their velocity relative to you

Roses are red,Relationships are tough;
– The reason I love you,Is ’cause we hate the same stuff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
-Your phone is smart, So why aren’t you?

Roses are red,Violets are blue,?
– You look like a donkey,And smell like one, too.

Rses are red, violets are blue,
-I was born smart, What happened to you?!

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
-Who is your daddy,And what does he do?

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
-This card was expensive,Take off all your clothes.

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
– If monsters are coming,I’ll run faster than you.

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
-I can’t believe,You’re a monkey, too.

“Roses are red,Violets are blue,
-I’m a schizophrenic,and so am I.” — Billy Connolly

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
-When I flush the toilet,I remember you.

Roses are red, pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large but I’m not sharing with you.

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
-Look at me again,It will be the end of you.

Some roses aren’t red,Some violets are blue,
-Nobody’s wrong,Except maybe you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
– You snore like a bear, But I’m still into you.

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