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Winter Jokes ❄️ in 2024

What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
– The ones with thick icing.

Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?
– They’re both below C level!

Where do snowmen love to dance?
-At a snow ball.

Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?
-When the days get short, you only have to work a 30-minute work week.

What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
– “Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.”

How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
-You chip your tooth on your soup!

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
-A snowmobile!

What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect?
-“Where were you on the night of September to March?”

What do snowmen eat for lunch?
-Icebergers.

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
-“Can you smell carrot?”

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
-You look for Fresh Prints!

What do snowmen do on Christmas?
– Play with the snow angels.

What did the snowman have for breakfast?
-Frosted Snowflakes.

Why do seals swim in saltwater?
– Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Who are Frosty’s parents?
-Mom and Pop-Sicle!

What do mountains wear to keep warm?
-Snowcaps.

Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
– It’s snow joke.

What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18?
-The crack of dawn!

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