Every year winter happens and every year many people find that it is harder to adjust and that it feels colder then the year before. This is mostly just a trick of the mind and it is the same temperatures, but after being warm all summer the body is not used to cold, or snow, or sliding down hills at high speed on a piece of plastic, so winter jokes have become a great way to cope with all those changes and adapt to winter again.
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
-A chill pill.
What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes?
– A nervous wreck.
Why did the farmer only wear one boot to town?
-He heard there would be a 50 percent chance of snow!
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backward through the snow together?
– A receding hare line.
What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?
Grandma’s been staring through the window ever since it started to snow.
-If it gets any worse I’ll have to let her in.
How do snowmen greet each other?
-“Ice to meet you!”
How do you keep from getting cold feet?
-Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers?
What did one Arctic murre say to the other?
– “What? We flew 2000 miles for THIS?!”
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
-You wake up wet!
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
– The ones with thick icing.
Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?
– They’re both below C level!
Where do snowmen love to dance?
-At a snow ball.
Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?
-When the days get short, you only have to work a 30-minute work week.
What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
– “Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.”
How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
-You chip your tooth on your soup!
Christmas will have it’s own set of cute winter jokes with elves and Santa and his reindeer. Many winter jokes include a Christmas theme as for many that holiday is the focal point of their entire winter season. Some cute winter jokes include the animals
who love the cold and who are able to be out and about on Christmas, along with Christmas supper jokes and how the holiday is passed and shared with loved ones. Though Christmas has it’s very own section of jokes, there are several that revolve around the winter aspect of Christmas, including the coal for Christmas gifts, reindeer tracks in the snow, and Santa eating that many cookies all in one night.
There are always snowmen around in the winter, if you look hard enough you will find them everywhere. They are on items of clothing and posters, advertisements and movies, but there are some hilarious winter jokes that are centered around snowman. Particularly Frosty and his ability to come alive and wander the town, many of the best winter jokes are about snowmen and their snow families, even some about how they melt every year and need to be rebuild the next time it snows.
The bone chilling cold that comes with winter in many places around the globe is a source for cute winter jokes. Bringing in animals from outside so they can stay warm, door frozen shut, and layers upon layers of clothing can seem burdensome in the moment but looking back these fun little antidotes are often turned into short winter jokes to help keep some extra fun in the winter cold. Silly winter jokes can be made about wild animals in the home to keep them warm, or cheesy winter jokes can include things that are widely exaggerated or even simply not true. The best winter jokes will share a bit of truth with a bit of fun for a great balance between story telling and creating a joke to las through the age.
There is great amusement in short winter jokes referring to how many layers of clothing and how long they take to get on and then back off. The popular and top winter joke may be dressing children to go outside in the winter and the fact that they will have to use the bathroom only after all layers have been added and all buttons and zippers secured.
One of the more stressful areas of winter is the driving, and there are seemingly endless opportunities to make and share jokes about winter driving. Even hitting the ditch can become an entertaining anecdote that leads to the creation of more funny winter jokes. These evolve in the same way seasons pass slowly and yet it seems to be over all too soon, and with new drivers becoming the but of cheesy winter jokes. For the best winter jokes keep an ear open for the winter driving jokes, which an sometimes teach valuable lessons about how to not drive in the winter as well as tips for how we should drive in the winter. There are certain to be iced over roads that are the butt of silly winter jokes or the vehicle changes and adjustments we need that end up the fruit for hilarious winter jokes. Clean winter jokes are popular and safe for the whole family to share, and they will be passed around both the child’s interest group or class and their parents. One liner winter jokes often revolve around someone not being able to drive well in the winter, and there are enough of those to keep creating new winter jokes for decades to come.