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Winter Jokes ❄️ in 2023

What happened when all the muskox wool that was collected was stolen?
– The police combed the area.

Winter’s coming so I’m knitting you a muffler.
– What size is your mouth?

What do you call a ghost in the winter?
-Casp-brrrrr.

What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
-A meltdown!

Why was the snowman sad?
– Cause he had a meltdown.

What’s the best kind of dog to get for the holidays?
– A “pointsetter!”

How does a snowman get around?
-He rides an icicle!

What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
-A cold.

Where do seals go to see movies?
-The dive-in!

If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
-Snowbows.

What do you use to catch an Arctic hare?
-A hare net.

What happens when you’re alone in the water and get too cold?
-You’re totally ice-olated.

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
-An abdominal snowman.

What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
-She gave him the cold shoulder.

Why do mummies like holiday gifts?
-Because of all of the wrappings.

Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
– Aunt Artica!

What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
-I have no eye deer.

What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
– Owlgebra.

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