Winter Jokes โ„๏ธ in 2021

What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
– The ones with thick icing.

Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?
– Theyโ€™re both below C level!

Where do snowmen love to dance?
-At a snow ball.

Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?
-When the days get short, you only have to work a 30-minute work week.

What do you sing at a snowmanโ€™s birthday party?
– โ€œFreeze a Jolly Good Fellow.โ€

How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
-You chip your tooth on your soup!

What did the snowman and his wife put over their babyโ€™s crib?
-A snowmobile!

What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect?
-โ€œWhere were you on the night of September to March?โ€

What do snowmen eat for lunch?
-Icebergers.

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
-โ€œCan you smell carrot?โ€

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
-You look for Fresh Prints!

What do snowmen do on Christmas?
– Play with the snow angels.

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