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Winter Jokes ❄️ in 2022

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
-Lost.

What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
-A chill pill.

What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes?
– A nervous wreck.

Why did the farmer only wear one boot to town?
-He heard there would be a 50 percent chance of snow!

What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backward through the snow together?
– A receding hare line.

What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?
-A meltdown.

Grandma’s been staring through the window ever since it started to snow.
-If it gets any worse I’ll have to let her in.

How do snowmen greet each other?
-“Ice to meet you!”

How do you keep from getting cold feet?
-Don’t go around BRRfooted!

What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers?
-Leeks.

What did one Arctic murre say to the other?
– “What? We flew 2000 miles for THIS?!”

How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
-You wake up wet!

What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
– The ones with thick icing.

Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?
– They’re both below C level!

Where do snowmen love to dance?
-At a snow ball.

Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?
-When the days get short, you only have to work a 30-minute work week.

What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
– “Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.”

How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
-You chip your tooth on your soup!

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