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Winter Jokes ❄️ in 2022

What do you call a gangsta snowman?

What did the snowman order at the fast-food restaurant?
-An ice burger with extra cheese.

Where does a snowman keep his money?
-In a snowbank.

Why didn’t the tourist in the Arctic get any sleep?
-He plugged his electric blanket into the toaster by mistake — and kept popping out of bed all night!

What did the icy Arctic road say to the truck?
-“Want to go for a spin?”

What kind of androids do you find in the Arctic?
– Snobots!

What is a mountain’s favorite type of candy?

What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic?
-Cold cream.

What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
– A cookie sheet.

Which side of an Arctic Tern has the most feathers?
-The outside.

What’s a good winter tip?
-Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.

Is it quicker to be hot or cold?
-Hot is quicker, because you can catch cold.

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