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Friday Jokes in 2021

Where does a nerdy person spend their Black Friday?
-Geology museum because they get great shales there.

What does an employee look forward to on Friday nights?
-The next Friday night.

I was at the gym yesterday, and I asked the Personal Trainer if they could teach me how to do the splits. ‘How flexible are you?’ they asked…
-…I said ‘well, I can do any day apart from Tuesdays and Fridays’.

What is the best thing to avoid on Friday the 13th?
-Superstitions.

What goes by slower than a boring movie?
-Friday afternoon.

What do millennial eskimos do Friday night with girls they like?
-Net fish and chill.

Tomorrow is Black Friday just be decent and civilizeds?
-By holding the cell phone horizontal when recording any fights

What did a worker say to another worker who was not feeling like working on a Friday?
-Just a few more hours of work left, weekend make it!

Why dont hookers do black friday specials?
-Because they usually have things half off.

You shouldn’t be superstitious about Friday the 13th
-It brings bad luck.

Where can you get 100% off on everything on Black Friday?
-At home by not going out.

What is the only thing better than a Friday night?
-A Monday holiday.

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