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Walmart jokes in 2023

What did the Walmart employee say when the customer asked if they had any gourmet food? “We have a gourmet section, it’s called the deli.”

Why did the Walmart employee wear a superhero costume, cape, mask, and gloves? To fight the evil of high prices, protect customers from germs, and save the day.

Why did the Walmart shopper bring a compass? To find the “hidden” clearance items.

Why did the Walmart employee wear a wizard hat? To cast a spell of low prices.

What do you call a Walmart employee who’s always checking receipts? A “loss prevention” associate.

What do you call a Walmart employee who’s always running around the store? A “runaway” associate.

Why did the chicken cross the road to Walmart? To get to the other aisle!

Why did the Walmart shopper bring a snorkel? To dive into the “deep” discounts.

What did the Walmart employee say when the customer asked if they had any designer sunglasses? “We have a designer sunglasses section, it’s called the gas station.”

What did the Walmart employee say when the customer asked if they carried organic food? “We have it, but you’ll have to dig for it.”

What did the Walmart employee say when the customer asked if they had any organic produce? “We have a produce section, it’s called the dumpster behind the store.”

Why did the Walmart employee wear a superhero costume? To “save” customers money.

Why did the Walmart employee wear a wizard robe? To cast a spell of low prices for customers.

What did the Walmart employee say when the customer asked where the “as seen on TV” products were? “You’ll see them on TV.”

What do you call a Walmart employee who’s always on the intercom? A “broadcast” associate.

Why did the Walmart shopper bring a tent, compass, map, GPS, sherpa, and a guidebook? To set up camp in Walmart and never leave.

Why did the Walmart employee get a ticket? For “parking” in the middle of the aisle.

Why did the Walmart shopper bring a metal detector? To find the “hidden” treasures in the clearance section.

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