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Ocean jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2021

What does a fish say when he makes a mistake?
– It was just a fluke!

Knock, knock

Whoโ€™s there?

Water

Water who?

Water you waiting for? Open the door!

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
– Because they spend years at C!

Kylie Jenner tries to go into the ocean for a swim but gets stopped by the life guard
– The life guard says โ€œU canโ€™t go in there,
– Thereโ€™s already enough plastic in the seaโ€

Why do scuba divers fall backwards to enter the ocean?
– If they fell forward they would just fall into the boat.

Why did the lobster blush?
– Because the sea weed.

I whale always love you!

What is a pirates favourite letter for the alphabet?
– The C!

We have clouds, and we have ocean.
– What more could you want, from Sky Atlantic?

The Titanic has been resting on the ocean floor for over a hundred years.
– Let that sink in for a minute.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
– Because they spend years at C!

How do fish get to school?
– By octobus!

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