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Ocean jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2024

What does a dolphin say when heโ€™s confused?
– Can you please be more Pacific?!

Where do ghosts like to go swimming?
– Lake Eerie or the Dead Sea!

Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
– Because they dropped out of school.

Where does a mermaid keep her money?
– In the riverbank!

What does a dolphin say when heโ€™s confused?
– Can you please be more Pacific?

What do mermaids sleep on?
– Water beds!

Why did the crab never share?
– Because heโ€™s shellfish!

What did ocean say to another ocean?
– w-water you doing step-bro?

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
– Because she grew out of her B-shells.

I hate it when British people talk about the big pile of trash in the ocean.
– They shouldnโ€™t talk about their country like that.

What does a mermaid wear to math class?
– An algae-bra, naturally.

Why are goldfish orange?
– Because the water makes them rusty!

Who held the baby octopus at ransom?
– Squidnappers!

How do you teach an Italian to swim?
– Ask them to explain something to you then jump into the ocean with them.

What’s the best place to get Italian food in the ocean?
– The Marinara trench

What do baleen whales call a hook-up?
– Netflix and krill.

Why donโ€™t fish play football?
– Because theyโ€™re scared of nets!

What does one ocean says to the other?
– Nothing, they wave.

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