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Ocean jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2022

What does a dolphin say when heโ€™s confused?
– Can you please be more Pacific?!

Where do ghosts like to go swimming?
– Lake Eerie or the Dead Sea!

Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
– Because they dropped out of school.

What did ocean say to another ocean?
– w-water you doing step-bro?

Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
– Theyโ€™re just a stream of emotions.

What do mermaids sleep on?
– Water beds!

The people who discovered oceans: We will never be thirsty again!
– God: Na

How does a man become a woman crossing the ocean?
– Through the proper trans-port.

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
– Because she grew out of her B-shells.

Where does a mermaid keep her money?
– In the riverbank!

Why did the crab never share?
– Because heโ€™s shellfish!

What do you get when you throw lettuce into the ocean?
– I don’t know lettuce sea.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
– A nervous wreck.
– Thanks, I’m here all week. Try the veal.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
– A nervous wreck.

What did the sand say to the ocean?
– What are you dune tonight?!

A lady with a morbid fear of drowning is on a ship in the middle of an ocean. Nervously , she asks a crew member ‘just how far away from land are we?’ Calmly, he reassures her ‘ you have nothing to worry about ,we’re only 5 kilometers from land.’ Relieved, she inquires ‘oh, in which direction?’
– That would be straight down, Miss……..

It must really suck being a ghost who has to haunt the oceans
– You gotta go through a lot of hard ships just to do your job

Why did the fisherman suddenly redirect his boat?
– Just for the halibut.

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