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Ocean jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2023

What does a dolphin say when heโ€™s confused?
– Can you please be more Pacific?!

Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
– Because they dropped out of school.

What does a dolphin say when heโ€™s confused?
– Can you please be more Pacific?

Where do ghosts like to go swimming?
– Lake Eerie or the Dead Sea!

What do mermaids sleep on?
– Water beds!

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
– Because she grew out of her B-shells.

Where does a mermaid keep her money?
– In the riverbank!

Why did the crab never share?
– Because heโ€™s shellfish!

I hate it when British people talk about the big pile of trash in the ocean.
– They shouldnโ€™t talk about their country like that.

What did ocean say to another ocean?
– w-water you doing step-bro?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
– Drop it a line!

What kind of hair do oceans have?
– Wavy!

Why are octopuses good in war?
– Because they are well armed!

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches
– A nervous wreck

How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?
– None, just some tea

Where does seaweed look for a job?
– In the kelp-wanted section.

Why do whales swim in salt water?
– Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What do you call the Kardashian family taking a swim in the ocean?
– pollution

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