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Ocean jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2024

What does a dolphin say when heโ€™s confused?
– Can you please be more Pacific?!

Where do ghosts like to go swimming?
– Lake Eerie or the Dead Sea!

What does a dolphin say when heโ€™s confused?
– Can you please be more Pacific?

Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
– Because they dropped out of school.

Where does a mermaid keep her money?
– In the riverbank!

What do mermaids sleep on?
– Water beds!

Why did the crab never share?
– Because heโ€™s shellfish!

I hate it when British people talk about the big pile of trash in the ocean.
– They shouldnโ€™t talk about their country like that.

What did ocean say to another ocean?
– w-water you doing step-bro?

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
– Because she grew out of her B-shells.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
– Because they spend years at C!

How do fish get to school?
– By octobus!

Why are pelicans able to dive into the ocean they way they do?
– Because they’re called peliCANs, not peliCAN’Ts.

I dreamt that I drowned in an ocean of Coke.
– It turned out it was only a pep sea.

How did the shark plead in the murder case?
– Not gill-ty.

Knock, knock

Whoโ€™s there?

Fish

Fish who?

Bless you!

Where does a killer whale go for braces?
– The orca-dontist!

How does a vampire get across the ocean?
– a boat

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