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Mermaid Jokes 🧜‍♀️ in 2023

Where do mermaids keep their money saved?
– In a riverbank.

Who makes sure to keep the ocean spick and span?
– Mermaids.

Why are mermaids so healthy?
– Because they get tons of vitamin sea.

How did the octopus make the mermaid laugh?
– Tentacles! (Ten tickles)

I need help. Whenever I call my redheaded wife “my little mermaid” she always lights up
– How else can I politely say “your bottom half smells like fish”?

What did everyone say about the story of half of a mermaid washing up on the beach?
– It was only a tail.

When does the Little Mermaid ride seahorses?
– When she plays water polo.

Why did the mermaid swim across the ocean?
– To get to the other tide!

what do you call male mermaids?
– sea men

So my brother is dating a mermaid.
– Yeah, apparently their relationship’s on the rocks.

Why are mermaids such amazing singers?
– They really know all their scales.

What did the mermaid turned sailor say?
– We need to set seal.

How do mermaids send messages?
– By sea-mail.

If Ursula turned the Little Mermaid into a piece of clothing, what would Ariel become?
– A shoe, complete with a poor, unfortunate sole!

What did the mermaid wear for math class?
– Algaebra

How can you make out how much a mermaid weighs?
– By checking their scales.

Why were the mermaids embarrassed?
– Because the sea weed.

Which part of a mermaid should you be most terrified of?
– Jaws.

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