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Mermaid Jokes ๐Ÿงœโ€โ™€๏ธ in 2021

Whatโ€™s a mermaidโ€™s favorite drug?
– Seaweed

What song do mermaids love to sing?
– Salmon-chanted Evening.

What did the mermaid say to her friend before leaving?
– Sea ya later.

What does a mermaid get from a really mean shark?
– She gets as far away as possible!

Why do drones get so many pictures of mermaids?
– They’re Ariel photographers

What would be the opposite of mermaids?
– Landlords.

What kind of phone does Ariel use to call her sisters?
– They use a shellphone.

Where does a mermaid keep her money?
– In the riverbank!

Why did the mermaid wear seashells?
– Because she grew out of b shells

What does a mermaid use to wash her fins
– Tide

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?
– Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.

What did the little mermaid spot trembling at the ocean bed?
– A nervous (ship)wreck.

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