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Mermaid Jokes 🧜‍♀️ in 2022

What do mermaids love to eat on bread with peanut butter for breakfast?
– Jellyfish.

Why was the mermaid so happy?
– She had such a fintastic day under the sea.

What did the shrimp say to its mom?
– I was too shellfish.

How do you know if a mermaid will be top half fish or bottom half fish?……Flip a coin! Heads or tails?!
– sorry if this joke was a bit fishy but I just go with the flow~ xD

What would you become if you killed a mermaid?
– Gill-tea of murder.

How did people keep in touch with the mermaids in King Triton’s kingdom?
– They dropped them a line.

What is a mermaid’s favorite TV show?
– Whale of Fortune!

Be careful when you’re trying to get laid with a mermaid
– She might have crabs.

I once dated a mermaid
– I didn’t believe her at first, due to the human legs. But the smell was unmistakable.

Why do mermaids swim across oceans?
– To go to the other tide.

How would a mermaid motivate someone?
– She would tell them they are mermaid to become successful.

What has beautiful hair, a pretty face, two arms, a fish’s tail, looks like a mermaid, but isn’t a mermaid?
– A photograph of a mermaid!

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