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Mermaid Jokes 🧜‍♀️ in 2024

Where do mermaids keep their money saved?
– In a riverbank.

What are violent mermaids called?
– Mercenaries.

What font do mermaids use to type in their computers?
– Ariel.

What did the sea say to the mermaid?
– Nothing. It just waved.

How does a mermaid give birth?
– She has a sea-section.

What did the sea say to the mermaid?
– Nothing, it just waved.

How do octopuses make mermaids laugh excessively?
– With ten tickles.

What is the most important seal in mermaid world?
– The seal of approval.

What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?
– Jellyfish!

A mermaid is half cute
– The other half is just some lady

What does a mermaid wear to math class?
– An “algebra”

How are mermaids born?
– Through a sea-section.

What is the act of getting attacked by mermaids called?
– An Ariel assault.

What do mermaids say when they meet someone after a long time?
– Hi! Long time no sea. Hope you’re doing whale.

Why are fish so gullible?
– They fall for things hook, line, and sinker.

Why do French people not trust mermaids?
– Because that girl is poisson.

What did the mermaid do after hitting the gym and becoming friends with a dolphin physical trainer?
– She felt like moving with a porpoise.

What did the Little Mermaid do when she was really angry at her father?
– Nothing much, she only changed her entire species!

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