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Good jokes in 2021

Whatโ€™s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
-Attire!

Whatโ€™s the different between a cat and a comma?
-A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

What do you call a man who canโ€™t stand?
-Neil.

Why donโ€™t they play poker in the jungle?
-Too many cheetahs!

Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
-Itโ€™s two gross.

I used to hate facial hairโ€ฆ
-but then it grew on me.

Why canโ€™t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
-Because the โ€œPโ€ is silent.

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
-A nervous wreck.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
-He felt his presents!

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
-Thanksโ€” Iโ€™ll never part with it!

Whatโ€™s the best part about living in Switzerland?
-I donโ€™t know, but the flag is a big plus.

I waited all night to see where the sun would riseโ€ฆ
-And then it dawned on me.

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