Good jokes in 2021

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
-Attire!

What’s the different between a cat and a comma?
-A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

What do you call a man who can’t stand?
-Neil.

A man tells his doctor, β€œDoc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
-The doctor replies, β€œSorry, I don’t follow you…”

You know what the loudest pet you can get is?
-A trumpet.

What did the 0 say to the 8?
-Nice belt!

What’s E.T. short for?
-Because he’s got little legs.

What does a nosey pepper do?
-It gets jalapeΓ±o business!

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
-Diddly-squats.

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
-That’s just how I roll.

What do you call a pony with a cough?
-A little horse.

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
-A satisfactory!

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