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Good jokes in 2022

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

What’s the different between a cat and a comma?
-A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

What do you call a man who can’t stand?

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
-This tastes a little funny.

What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?
-A parrot.

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
-Too many cheetahs!

Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
-It’s two gross.

I used to hate facial hair…
-but then it grew on me.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
-Because the “P” is silent.

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
-A nervous wreck.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
-He felt his presents!

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
-Thanks— I’ll never part with it!

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