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Xray jokes in 2024

Why did the X-ray flunk its exam? It couldn’t quite grasp the inner workings!

Why did the X-ray become a teacher? It wanted to shape young bones!

Why did the X-ray refuse to date the MRI? It felt like it was being analyzed too much!

What did the X-ray say to the broken bone? I can see right through your fracture!

What’s an X-ray’s favorite type of dog? A bone-vivant Bulldog!

What’s an X-ray’s favorite type of food? Anything transparent, like clear soup!

How does an X-ray pay its bills? With clear checks!

How does an X-ray break up with its partner? “I can see through your lies!”

Why are X-rays such bad liars? You can see right through them!

Why did the X-ray join the circus? It wanted to become a bone-afide performer!

How does an X-ray get around town? It rides the body scan!

Why did the X-ray go to the music concert? It loved seeing the band’s true metal!

Why do X-rays always win debates? They have a clear point of view!

Why do X-rays always win at poker? They always have an inside straight!

What’s an X-ray’s favorite type of bird? The transparent seagull!

What did the X-ray say to the ultrasound? Can you be more clear?

What’s an X-ray’s favorite type of weather? Clear skies!

What’s an X-ray’s favorite type of movie? Anything that’s spine-chilling!

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