Wine Jokes ๐Ÿท in 2021

I drank so much wine last night that when I walked across the dance floor to get another glass;
-I won the dance competition.

What does a cat lady say on Friday night?
-I am drinking wine and feline fine!

Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
– He heard it was a Goodyear!

Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
-He heard it was a Goodyear!

What do you call the guy who chooses a suitable fortified Spanish wine?
-A Sherry Picker.

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with?
– Sushi.

Iโ€™ve trained my dog to bring me red wine.
-Itโ€™s a Bordeaux collie.

Thereโ€™s a hair in my wine
-The grapes must have been fur-mented.

Oh no! My wine glass is empty.
– Somebody call Wine-One-One!

I canโ€™t wait for the day when I can drink wine with my kids
-instead of because of them

Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
-Through the grapevine.

Unlike milk, when is it okay to cry?
– When thereโ€™s spilled wine.

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