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- Bike jokes 🚲
- Band jokes 🎺🥁
- Bread jokes 🍞🥖🥯
- Beaver jokes 🦦
- Bean jokes
- Bone jokes 🦴💀
- Bowling jokes 🎳
- Bee jokes 🐝
- Bank jokes 🏦💰🏧
- Brick jokes 🧱
- Brain jokes 🧠🤯
- Beach jokes 🏝️🏖️
- Bartender jokes 🍹🍸
- Bacon jokes 🥓
- Boat jokes ⛵
- Bug jokes 🦟
- Bingo jokes
- Butter jokes 🧈
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- Boomer jokes 👵
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- Bird Jokes 🐦
- Beer Jokes 🍺
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- Chess jokes ♟♞♜
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- Psychology jokes 🧠
- Periodic table jokes 🧪⚗️🧑🔬☣
- Pineapple jokes 🍍
- Pi Day jokes
- Painting jokes 🎨🖼️🖌️
- Planet jokes 🪐🌍🌑
- Panda jokes 🐼
- Pie jokes 🥧
- Piano jokes 🎹
- Pharmacy jokes 💊
- Pirate jokes 🏴☠️
- Physics Jokes 🌀
- Programming Jokes 💻
- Potato Jokes 🥔
- Pumpkin Jokes 🎃
- Penguin Jokes 🐧
- Popsicle Jokes
- Pasta Jokes 🍝
- Pizza Jokes 🍕
- Pig Jokes 🐷
- Pokemon Jokes ⚡
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- Spring jokes 🌼🍀🌸
- Sports Jokes ⚽🥊⛷️
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- Shark Jokes 🦈
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- Super Mario jokes 🍄
- Science jokes 🔬
- Star Wars jokes 🎥
- Spongebob Jokes 🧽
- Short jokes
- Titanic jokes 💑🚢🧊🌊
- Toe jokes 👣
- Train jokes 🚅
- Teeth jokes 🦷🦷
- Tax jokes 💸
- Twin jokes 👭🏻👬🏻
- Travel jokes ✈️🧳
- Tea jokes ☕
- Tinder Jokes ❤️🔥
- Tuesday jokes
- Thanksgiving Jokes 🦃
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- Teacher jokes 📚
- Tree Jokes 🌲
- Turtle Jokes 🐢
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Wine Jokes 🍷 in 2022
Wine is often called the grape juice for adults, and it certainly is popular almost around the world. Something this popular is certain to have a number of puns, stories, and jokes, and the wine jokes are certainly not any different. Many well placed funny wine jokes are ranging dinner tables and lunches.
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne.
-It was chilling.
Wine puns.
-Somehow they knew I wanted champagne.
How does James Bond-like his wine?
-Swirled, not stirred.
I’m a wine enthusiast.
-The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I get.
Wine if you must.
-It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
Me: I’m definitely over him
-Wine: No
Don’t ask me why I love wine.
-I have my rieslings.
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
-By the blanc look on her face.
Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free
-I love this new Champagne Diet!
The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up
-getting screwed.
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
-Because wine snobs hate them!
Where do grapes go for breakfast?
-A winer.
Wine Stains
The stains that wine leaves on furniture, carpet, and clothing are often hard or impossible to remove and they can point out how a person spends their spare time or habits they enjoy. This leads to many cheesy wine jokes about how much or how often someone drinks, and how it affects their belongings. There are silly wine jokes about how hard it is to remove a wine stain and short wine jokes about how easy they are to get, especially after having a few glasses.Winery Jokes
Without a winery there would be no wine, and with so many wineries around the world there are jokes to go with them, with corny wine jokes about how much it is to buy one or run one, and one liner jokes about the owners themselves. A complex balance of light, water, soil, and nutrients must be maintained for each type of grape, and to mix them just right for the correct flavours is an intricate formula that is created over and over in these businesses, and where there are sanitized area there are certain to be clean jokes about eating off of floors and how the new equipment may differ from the old. The tastings are another great source, with many cute wine jokes about how the wine is swirled, tasted, but not drank, to judge the flavours. The funniest wine jokes may be about those who can’t find the range of flavours at all, rather then those who can, while certainly those who are unable to find the notes of flavour will make corny jokes about those who can and the suspicion that they really can’t after all.While there aren’t many wine jokes for kids there are those about the squishing of the grapes, how it is done, and do they really walk on them? These can be cute wine jokes about the system to make them, how fun it might be, and how boring the tours are. Certainly there are hilarious wine jokes about the tours and the tastings that seem to last hours with only chatting and listening to how it’s supposed to taste, certainly a boring outing for any child.
Wine Price Jokes
The wide range in prices of wines can denote not only where it was made but how long it takes to make and how hard it is to create. This includes everything from healthy soil for ingredients to grow, workers to complete each task along the way, and the balance needed to create an individual flavour. With many short wine jokes these processes are all gathered together to address only the prices of the wines. There are the very affordable wines that every college student has sampled at some point, and the cheesy wine jokes about the expensive bottles, sometimes worth thousands. With such a wide range of prices the top wine jokes can take advantage and aim anywhere in between. While there is a wine at every price point that people will pay, there is certainly one that they will not, whether it be a price to low to be considered quality or too high to be reasonable for an average drinker to enjoy, it seems to be one topic that never runs out of discussion points.Wine is a common drink found around many dining tables, in restaurants and bars alike, and is enjoyed around the world, and this leaves it open to many conversations, judgements, and understandings. It is often years in the making yet low priced wines can be bottled and shipped quickly, and the range in quality and price is so large there are certain to be a huge number of wine jokes, puns, stories, and one liner wine jokes. As a regular part of life for many there is a wide basic knowledge of the drink and it is often used in cooking, with most people being at least a little familiar with the product and able to enjoy the conversations that surround it, and enjoy the odd well placed joke.
Most Popular Categories
All Categories
- Bike jokes 🚲
- Band jokes 🎺🥁
- Bread jokes 🍞🥖🥯
- Beaver jokes 🦦
- Bean jokes
- Bone jokes 🦴💀
- Bowling jokes 🎳
- Bee jokes 🐝
- Bank jokes 🏦💰🏧
- Brick jokes 🧱
- Brain jokes 🧠🤯
- Beach jokes 🏝️🏖️
- Bartender jokes 🍹🍸
- Bacon jokes 🥓
- Boat jokes ⛵
- Bug jokes 🦟
- Bingo jokes
- Butter jokes 🧈
- Banana Jokes 🍌
- Boomer jokes 👵
- Bear Jokes 🧸
- Bunny jokes 🐇
- Bird Jokes 🐦
- Beer Jokes 🍺
- Baby Jokes 👶
- Batman Jokes 🦇
- Baseball Jokes ⚾
- Basketball Jokes 🏀
- Biology jokes 🧠
- Butterfly jokes 🦋🐛
- Book jokes 📚
- Birthday jokes 🎂
- Bigfoot jokes
- Cringe jokes 🙈
- Christmas jokes 🎄
- Cookie Jokes 🍪
- Confucius jokes
- Cooking jokes 🍳👩🍳
- Crow jokes
- Cactus jokes 🌵🌵
- Chess jokes ♟♞♜
- Crab jokes 🦀
- Chocolate jokes 🍫
- Cowboy jokes 🤠
- Coding jokes 👨💻
- Construction jokes 🚧🛠️👷
- Candy jokes 🍭🍬🍫
- Country jokes 🐄🌾🚜
- Camel jokes 🐫
- Camping jokes 🏕️
- Chevy jokes
- Cow jokes 🐄
- Chemistry jokes 🧪
- Computer Jokes 💻
- Coffee jokes ☕
- Car Jokes 🚗
- Calculus Jokes ➗
- Clown Jokes 🤡
- Cartoon Jokes
- Chicken jokes 🐔
- Cat jokes 🐱
- Carrot jokes 🥕
- Corny jokes
- Chuck Norris jokes
- Coronavirus Jokes 🦠😷🔬💉
- Clean jokes
- Marriage jokes 🤵💍👰
- Mothers day jokes 👩👦👦
- Morning Jokes 🌄
- Money jokes 💰💲
- Mermaid Jokes 🧜♀️
- Marvel jokes 🦸♂️🕷
- Milk jokes 🥛🍼
- Millennial jokes
- Mechanic jokes 👨🔧
- Moon jokes 🌙
- Microbiologist Jokes 👩🔬🦠
- Moose jokes 🦌
- Music Jokes 🎹
- Military Jokes ⚔️
- Medical Jokes 💉
- Minion Jokes
- Monkey Jokes 🐵
- Mustache Jokes
- Minecraft jokes 🧟
- Math jokes ➕➖
- Monday Jokes
- Pilot jokes 👨✈️✈️
- Printer jokes 🖨️
- Pregnancy jokes 🤰👶
- Plant jokes ☘️🌿🌵
- Pickle Jokes 🥒
- Plumber jokes 🚽👨🔧
- Psychology jokes 🧠
- Periodic table jokes 🧪⚗️🧑🔬☣
- Pineapple jokes 🍍
- Pi Day jokes
- Painting jokes 🎨🖼️🖌️
- Planet jokes 🪐🌍🌑
- Panda jokes 🐼
- Pie jokes 🥧
- Piano jokes 🎹
- Pharmacy jokes 💊
- Pirate jokes 🏴☠️
- Physics Jokes 🌀
- Programming Jokes 💻
- Potato Jokes 🥔
- Pumpkin Jokes 🎃
- Penguin Jokes 🐧
- Popsicle Jokes
- Pasta Jokes 🍝
- Pizza Jokes 🍕
- Pig Jokes 🐷
- Pokemon Jokes ⚡
- Pug jokes 🐾
- Spring jokes 🌼🍀🌸
- Sports Jokes ⚽🥊⛷️
- Sailor jokes ⛵
- Superhero Jokes 🦸
- Sleep jokes 💤🛌
- Smart jokes 🤯
- Sushi jokes 🍣
- Super Bowl jokes 🏈🏆
- Swimming jokes 🏊🤿
- Shoe jokes 👟👠
- Softball jokes
- Snake jokes 🐍
- Sheep jokes 🐑
- Star Trek jokes 🖖
- Sandwich jokes 🥪
- Skier Jokes ⛷️
- Scarecrow jokes
- Snowman jokes ☃️
- Statistics jokes 📊
- Sloth jokes 🦥
- Skeleton Jokes 💀
- Stupid jokes
- Space Jokes 🚀
- Silly jokes
- Santa Jokes 🎅
- Squirrel Jokes 🐿️
- Summer Jokes 🌞
- Snow Jokes ☃️
- Superman Jokes 🦸♂️
- Spiderman Jokes 🕷️
- Shark Jokes 🦈
- Soccer Jokes ⚽
- Super Mario jokes 🍄
- Science jokes 🔬
- Star Wars jokes 🎥
- Spongebob Jokes 🧽
- Short jokes
- Titanic jokes 💑🚢🧊🌊
- Toe jokes 👣
- Train jokes 🚅
- Teeth jokes 🦷🦷
- Tax jokes 💸
- Twin jokes 👭🏻👬🏻
- Travel jokes ✈️🧳
- Tea jokes ☕
- Tinder Jokes ❤️🔥
- Tuesday jokes
- Thanksgiving Jokes 🦃
- Turkey Jokes 🦃
- Teacher jokes 📚
- Tree Jokes 🌲
- Turtle Jokes 🐢
- Taco Jokes 🌮
- Tennis Jokes 🎾
- Toilet Paper jokes 🧻
- Trucker jokes 🚚
- Thursday jokes
- Tiktok jokes 💃🏻
Wine Stains
The stains that wine leaves on furniture, carpet, and clothing are often hard or impossible to remove and they can point out how a person spends their spare time or habits they enjoy. This leads to many cheesy wine jokes about how much or how often someone drinks, and how it affects their belongings. There are silly wine jokes about how hard it is to remove a wine stain and short wine jokes about how easy they are to get, especially after having a few glasses.Winery Jokes
Without a winery there would be no wine, and with so many wineries around the world there are jokes to go with them, with corny wine jokes about how much it is to buy one or run one, and one liner jokes about the owners themselves. A complex balance of light, water, soil, and nutrients must be maintained for each type of grape, and to mix them just right for the correct flavours is an intricate formula that is created over and over in these businesses, and where there are sanitized area there are certain to be clean jokes about eating off of floors and how the new equipment may differ from the old. The tastings are another great source, with many cute wine jokes about how the wine is swirled, tasted, but not drank, to judge the flavours. The funniest wine jokes may be about those who can’t find the range of flavours at all, rather then those who can, while certainly those who are unable to find the notes of flavour will make corny jokes about those who can and the suspicion that they really can’t after all.While there aren’t many wine jokes for kids there are those about the squishing of the grapes, how it is done, and do they really walk on them? These can be cute wine jokes about the system to make them, how fun it might be, and how boring the tours are. Certainly there are hilarious wine jokes about the tours and the tastings that seem to last hours with only chatting and listening to how it’s supposed to taste, certainly a boring outing for any child.
Wine Price Jokes
The wide range in prices of wines can denote not only where it was made but how long it takes to make and how hard it is to create. This includes everything from healthy soil for ingredients to grow, workers to complete each task along the way, and the balance needed to create an individual flavour. With many short wine jokes these processes are all gathered together to address only the prices of the wines. There are the very affordable wines that every college student has sampled at some point, and the cheesy wine jokes about the expensive bottles, sometimes worth thousands. With such a wide range of prices the top wine jokes can take advantage and aim anywhere in between. While there is a wine at every price point that people will pay, there is certainly one that they will not, whether it be a price to low to be considered quality or too high to be reasonable for an average drinker to enjoy, it seems to be one topic that never runs out of discussion points.Wine is a common drink found around many dining tables, in restaurants and bars alike, and is enjoyed around the world, and this leaves it open to many conversations, judgements, and understandings. It is often years in the making yet low priced wines can be bottled and shipped quickly, and the range in quality and price is so large there are certain to be a huge number of wine jokes, puns, stories, and one liner wine jokes. As a regular part of life for many there is a wide basic knowledge of the drink and it is often used in cooking, with most people being at least a little familiar with the product and able to enjoy the conversations that surround it, and enjoy the odd well placed joke.