Wine Jokes 🍷 in 2021

I drank so much wine last night that when I walked across the dance floor to get another glass;
-I won the dance competition.

By: Ariel

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What does a cat lady say on Friday night?
-I am drinking wine and feline fine!

By: Dustin

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Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
– He heard it was a Goodyear!

By: Curtis

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Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
-He heard it was a Goodyear!

By: Alijah

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What do you call the guy who chooses a suitable fortified Spanish wine?
-A Sherry Picker.

By: Cannon

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If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with?
– Sushi.

By: Jalen

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I’ve trained my dog to bring me red wine.
-It’s a Bordeaux collie.

By: Julio

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There’s a hair in my wine
-The grapes must have been fur-mented.

By: Ezequiel

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Oh no! My wine glass is empty.
– Somebody call Wine-One-One!

By: Izaiah

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I can’t wait for the day when I can drink wine with my kids
-instead of because of them

By: Kellan

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Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
-Through the grapevine.

By: Omari

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Unlike milk, when is it okay to cry?
– When there’s spilled wine.

By: Mauricio

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