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Wine Jokes 🍷 in 2022

Somehow they knew I wanted champagne.
-It was chilling.

Wine puns.
-Somehow they knew I wanted champagne.

How does James Bond-like his wine?
-Swirled, not stirred.

I’m a wine enthusiast.
-The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I get.

Wine if you must.
-It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.

Me: I’m definitely over him
-Wine: No

Don’t ask me why I love wine.
-I have my rieslings.

How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
-By the blanc look on her face.

Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free
-I love this new Champagne Diet!

The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up
-getting screwed.

Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
-Because wine snobs hate them!

Where do grapes go for breakfast?
-A winer.

If you can drink away your hurt
-it must have been champagne.

Some people like beer goggles.
– I prefer wine glasses.

I drink wine because I
– I don’t like to keep things bottled up.

When you get a hangover from wine,
-it’s called the Grape Depression.

Which type of wine do horses request most often?

Why did Mrs. Wine Grape run away from home?
-She was tired of raisin a family.

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